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Cheers

Where Everybody Knows Your Name

by Gary Portnoy and Judy Hart Angelo

Original Air Dates: 1982 - 1993 (NBC)



Lyrics as aired

Making your way in the world today takes everything you’ve got
Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot.
Wouldn’t you like to get away?

Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows your name,
And they’re always glad you came.
You wanna be where you can see,
Our troubles are all the same
You wanna be where everybody knows your name.

You wanna go where people know, people are all the same,
You wanna go where everybody knows your name.

Full lyrics

Making your way in the world today takes everything you’ve got;
Taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot.
Wouldn’t you like to get away?
All those night when you’ve got no lights, the check is in the mail;
And your little angel hung the cat up by it’s tail;
And your third fiance didn’t show;
Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name,
And they’re always glad you came;You want to be where you can see,
Our troubles are all the same;
You want to be where everybody knows your name.

Roll out of bed, Mr. Coffee’s dead; the morning’s looking bright;
And your shrink ran off to Europe, and didn’t even write;
And your husband wants to be a girl;

Be glad there’s one place in the world
Where everybody knows your name,
And they’re always glad you came;
You want to go where people know, people are all the same;
You want to go where everybody knows your name.

Where everybody knows your name,
And they’re always glad you came;
Where everybody knows your name,
And they’re always glad you came . . .

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Normisms:

What's shaking, Norm? - All four cheeks & a couple of chins.
What's new, Normie? - Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach & they're demanding beer.
What'd you like, Normie? - A reason to live. Give me another beer.
What'll you have, Normie? - Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of

the tap. - Looks like beer, Norm. - Call me Mister Lucky.
Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you? - Like a baby treats a diaper.
What's the story, Mr. Peterson? - The Bobsey Twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending.
What's going on, Mr. Peterson? - A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer here.'
Whatcha up to, Norm? - My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall.
How's it going, Mr. Peterson? - Poor. - I'm sorry to hear that. - No, I mean pour.
Women . . . Can't live with ‘em . . . pass the beer nuts.
What's going down, Normie? - My butt cheeks on that bar stool.
Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson? - Alright, but stop me at one... make that one-thirty.
How's it going, Mr. Peterson? - It's a dog eat dog world, Woody & I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear.
What's the story, Norm? - Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer.
Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson? - A little early, isn't it, Woody? - For a beer? - No, for stupid questions.
Hey Norm, how's life in the fast lane? - Don't know, can't find the on-ramp.
Can I draw you a beer, Mr. Peterson? -No, Woody, I know what one looks like - just pour me one.
Hey Mr. Peterson. How are things? - Never been better, Woody, but just once I wish they'd get better.
Whatcha know, Norm? - I know how to sit. I know how to drink. Wanna quiz me?
How's life treatin' you Mr. Peterson? - Like he caught me in bed with his wife Woody. How ‘bout a beer?
(While it's raining outside) Still pouring, Norm? - Funny, I was about to ask you the same thing.
What's up, Norm? - My nipples, it's freezing out!

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Ted D, Khristi A, and Woody H. will not be on the show

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-Danson must have been too busy filming that hilarious show Becker.
-Alley was probably filming those make-up commericals or whatever the hell commercial that is.. Either that or filming for Madhouse 2.
-And Woody was doing fuck knows what, my guess is somehing hemp-related.

I think my mask of sanity              is about to slip

2002 Crack Committee Objectives:
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series

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And oh yeah, Frasier blows.

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Danson must have been too busy filming that hilarious show Becker.

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