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rageparty
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posted on 05-15-2002 @ 10:27 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I love this song! :-D

Highway Star
By Deep Purple

Nobody gonna take my car
I'm gonna race it to the ground
Nobody gonna beat my car
I'm gonna break the speed of sound
Oooh it's a killing machine
It's got everything
Like a driving power big fat tyres and everything

I love it and I need it
I bleed it yeah it's a wild hurricane
Alright hold tight I'm a highway star

Nobody gonna take my girl
I'm gonna keep her to the end
Nobody gonna have my girl
She stays close on everybend
Oooh she's a killing machine
She's got everything
Like a moving mouth body control and everything

I love her I need her
I seed her yeah she turns me on
Alright hold tight I'm a highway star

Nobody gonna take my head
I got speed inside my brain
Nobody gonna steal my head
Noaw that I'm on the road again
Oooh I'm in heaven again
I've got everything
Like a moving ground throttle control and everything

I love it and I need it
I seed it eight cylinders all mine
Alright hold tight I'm a highway star

Nobody gonna take my car
I'm gonna race it to the ground
Nobody gonna beat my car
I'm gonna break the speed of sound
Oooh it's a killing machine
Ait's got everything
Like a driving power big fat tyres and everything

I love it and I need it
I bleed it yeah it's a wild hurricane
Alright hold tight I'm a highway star
I'm a highway star I'm a highway star!!!!11



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1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year

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2. Hate the Braves with a passion

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3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year

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4. Mets win World Series!!!

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5. Have Red Sox miss the playoffs yet finish 10 games in front of the Yankees

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posted on 05-15-2002 @ 10:54 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
Offspring

Bad Habit

Hey man you know I'm really okay
The gun in my hand will tell yo uthe same
But when I'm in my car
Don't give me no crap
Cause the slightest thing and I just might snap

When I go driving I stay in my lane
But getting cut off makes me insane
I open the glove box
Reach inside
I gonna wreck this fucker's ride

CHORUS
I guess I got a bad habit
Of blowin' away
Yeah I got a bad habit
And it ain't goin' away
Yeah

Well they say the road's a dangerous place
If you flip me off I'm the danger you'll face
You drive on my ass
Your fot's on the gas
And your next breath is your last

Drivers are rude
Such attitudes
But when I show my piece
Complaints cease
Something's odd
I feel like I'm God
You stupid dumbshit goddam motherfucker

I open the glove box
Reach inside
I'm gonna wreck this fucker's ride

CHORUS


"Because we don't know when we will die, We get to think of life as an inexhaustible well. Yet everything happens a certain number of times, and a very small number, really. How many more times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood? An afternoon that’s so deeply a part of your being that you can't even conceive of your life without it. Perhaps four or five times more, perhaps not even that. How many more times will you watch the full moon rise? Perhaps twenty. And yet it all seems limitless." -Brandon Lee
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worthlessnothing
posted on 05-15-2002 @ 11:53 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
CLUTCH

SPACEGRASS

Dodge Swinger 1973, Galaxy 500,
All the way stars' green, gotta go.
Dodge Swinger 1973, top down, chassis low,
Panel dim, light drive, Jesus on the dashboard.
T-minus whenever it feels right, Galaxy 500.
Planets align, a king is born.

Whenever it feels right
Whenever it feels right
Whenever it feels right
Whenever it feels right

Dodge Swinger 1973, top down, chassis free,
Buzz Aldrin, Armstrong, or maybe just me.
Don't worry, it's coming.
Don't worry, it's coming.
Jesus on the dashboard.

Whenever it feels right
Whenever it feels right
Whenever it feels right
I turn on the radio.

Hey kid, are you going my way?
Hop in, we'll have ourselves a field day.
We'll find us some spacegrass,
Lay low, watch the universe expand.
Skyway, permanent Saturday.
Oh, by the way, Saturn is my rotary.
Hop in, it'll be eternity
Till we make it to M83.

Once around the Sun, cruising, climbing.
Jupiter cyclops winks at me, yeah, he knows who's driving.
Hit neutral in the tail of a comet.
Let the vortex pull my weight.
Push the seat back a little lower.
Watch light bend in the blower.
Planets align.
A king is born.
Dodge Swinger.
Jesus on the dashboard.

Whenever it feels right
Whenever it feels right
Whenever it feels right
Whenever it feels right



Bloody Anus
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posted on 05-16-2002 @ 12:03 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
who's gonna tell you when
it's too late
who's gonna tell you things
aren't so great
you can't go on
thinking nothing's wrong
who's gonna drive you home tonight

who's gonna pick you up
when you fall
who's gonna hang it up
when you call
who's gonna pay attention
to your dreams
who's gonna plug their ears
when you scream

you can't go on
thinking nothing's wrong
who's gonna drive you home tonight

who's gonna hold you down
when you shake
who's gonna come around
when you break




I think my mask of sanity              is about to slip


2002 Crack Committee Objectives:
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series


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posted on 05-16-2002 @ 12:21 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Radar Love
Golden Earring

I've been drivin' all night, my hand's wet on the wheel
There's a voice in my head that drives my heel
It's my baby callin', says I need you here
And it's a half past four and I'm shiftin' gear
When she is lonely and the longing gets too much
She sends a cable comin' in from above
Don't need no phone at all

We've got a thing that's called Radar Love
We've got a wave in the air, Radar Love

The radio is playing some forgotten song
Brenda Lee's comin' on strong
The road has got me hypnotized
And I'm speedin' into a new sunrise

When I get lonely and I'm sure I've had enough
She sents her comfort comin' in from above
We don't need no letter at all

We've got a thing that's called Radar Love
We've got a light in the sky

(Instrumental break)

No more speed, I'm almost there
Gotta keep cool now, gotta take care
Last car to pass, here I go
And the line of cars drove down real slow
And the radio played that forgotten song
Brenda Lee's comin' on strong
And the newsman sang his same song
Oh one more radar lover gone

When I get lonely and I'm sure I've had enough
She sents her comfort comin' in from above
We don't need no letter at all

We've got a thing that's called Radar Love
We've got a light in the sky
We've got a thing that's called Radar Love
We've got a thing that's called Radar Love





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Turk408
posted on 05-16-2002 @ 12:34 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
I Can't Drive 55
Sammy Hagar
One foot on the brake and one on the gas
HEY!!!!
Where there's too much traffic I can't pass
NO
So I drive my best and lead on the move,
A big black and white comes and cuts my groove
AGAAAAAAAAAAAIN

Go on and write me up for one twenty-five
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my licsence and all that jive
Cause I can't drive....FIFTY-FIIIIIIIIIIVE


So I sign my name on number twenty-four hey,
Yeeeeeah the Judge saud "Boy just one more" huh
"I'm gonna throw your ass in the city joint,"
Looked me in the eye and said"You get my point?"
I said YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH OH YEAH!!!!!


(Repeat Chorus)
When I drive that slow you know it's hard to steer...
And I can't get my car outta second gear...
What used to take to hours now takes all day,
HUH, It took me sixteen hours to get to L.A.
(Repeat chorus and fade)

Also recommend Fuel by Metallica, Fueled by Anthrax and Dragula by Rob Zombie


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I love the kindredbabe, the MamaCaz, the SyKoPaThCHiK, and especially the RF and my little walking Disaster Area!!!!

This message was edited by Turk408 on 5-16-02 @ 12:46 AM
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posted on 05-16-2002 @ 2:30 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Da, Da, Da...






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
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Fuct
posted on 05-16-2002 @ 3:35 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Aug. 01
Passenger
Deftones featureing Maynard James Keenan of TOOL

hear I lay
still and breathless
just like always
still I want some more
mirrors sideways
who cares what's behind
just like always
still your passenger
chrome buttons, buckles and leather surfaces
these and other lucky witnesses
now to calm me
take me around again
drive faster
roll the windows down
this cool night air is curious
let the whole world look in
who cares who sees anything
I'm your passenger
I'm your passenger
drop these down and
put them on me
nice cool seats
there to cushion your knees
now to calm me
take me around again
just don't pull over
this time would you please drive faster
roll the windows down
this cool night air is curious
let the whole world look in
who cares who sees what tonight
roll these misty windows down
to catch my breath again
and then go and go and go just drive me
home then back again
here I lay just like always
don't let me
go take me to the edge



Action without vision is a daydream
Vision without action is a nightmare
Fuct
posted on 05-16-2002 @ 3:37 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Aug. 01
Be Quiet And Drive (Far Away)
Deftones

This town dont feel mine
I'm fast to get away-FAR

I dressed you in her clothes
Now drive me far - away, away, away

It feels good to know your mine
Now drive me far - away, away, away
FAR away
I dont care where just FAR - away
And I dont care

FAR - away
And I dont care where just FAR - away


Action without vision is a daydream
Vision without action is a nightmare
Beans Malone
posted on 05-16-2002 @ 5:14 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Any Beach Boy Car Song and of course......
Low Rider War


All my friends know the low rider
The low rider is a little higher

The low rider drives a little slower
Low rider, is a real goer

Hey

Low rider knows every street, yeah
Low rider, is the one to meet, yeah

Low rider don't use no gas now
The low rider don't drive too fast

Take a little trip, take a little trip
Take a little trip and see
Take a little trip, take a little trip
Take a little trip with me




Good Girls Gone Bad Showtimes 1:30, 3:45, 5:55, 8:10, 10:10, 12:10.


This message was edited by Beans Malone on 5-17-02 @ 3:14 AM
I swear it was this big
Tussle King
posted on 05-16-2002 @ 10:58 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
Any song that is playing at the time I drive by a horrific, gruesome, bloody, fatality-laden car crash.

___________________________________________________________________
I'm bigger than the Devil combined with Schindler's list.

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SickLife
posted on 05-16-2002 @ 11:36 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
meshuggah - future breed machine

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posted on 05-16-2002 @ 11:39 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Foo Fighters - Everlong


Hello
I've waited here for you
Everlong

Tonight
I throw myself into
And out of the red, out of her head she sang

Come down
And waste away with me
Down with me

Slow how
You wanted it to be
I'm over my head, out of her head she sang

And I wonder
When I sing along with you
If everything could ever feel this real forever
If anything could ever be this good again

The only thing I'll ever ask of you
You've got to promise not to stop when I say when
She sang

Breathe out
So I can breathe you in
Hold you in

And now
I know you've always been
Out of your head, out of my head I sang

And I wonder
When I sing along with you
If everything could ever feel this real forever
If anything could ever be this good again

The only thing I'll ever ask of you
You've got to promise not to stop when I say when
She sang

And I wonder
If everything could ever feel this real forever
If anything could ever be this good again

The only thing I'll ever ask of you
You've got to promise not to stop when I say when
She sang

Okay, so the lyrics are kinda gay, but the song still kicks ass. Perfect driving song.


It wasn't lies, it was just...bullshit.
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Hey, smell my head!
posted on 05-17-2002 @ 12:20 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
um, i do believe someone has stolen our song.

& i think he better give it back. :mad:



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Nana's Precious
posted on 05-17-2002 @ 8:46 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
"Drive"

Sometimes I feel the fear of uncertainty stinging clear
And I cant help but ask myself how much I'll let the fear take the wheel and steer
It's driven me before, it seems to have a vague
Haunting mass appeal
Lately I'm beginning to find that I should be the one behind the wheel
Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there
With open arms and open eyes yeah
Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there, I'll be there
So if I decide to waiver my chance to be one of the hive
Will I choose water over wine and hold my own and drive, oh oh
It's driven me before, it seems to be the way
That everyone else get around
Lately, I'm beginning to find that when I drive myself, my light is found
Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there
With open arms and open eyes yeah
Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there, I'll be there
Would you choose water over wine
Hold the wheel and drive
Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there
With open arms and open eyes yeah
Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there, I'll be there



09-11-01 Never Forget, Never Forget

Distance is too far......


Give blood, play hockey.
Nana's Precious
posted on 05-17-2002 @ 9:11 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
One more.....
RearviewMirror
took a drive today...time to emancipate
i guess it was the beatings made me wise
but i'm not about to give thanks, or apologize
i couldn't breathe, holdin' me down
hand on my face, pushed to the ground
enmity gauged, united by fear
forced to endure what i could not forgive...
i seem to look away...wounds in the mirror waved
it wasn't my surface...most defiled
head at your feet, fool to your crown
fist on my plate, swallowed it down
enmity gauged, united by fear
tried to endure what i could not forgive
saw things
saw things
saw things
saw things
clearer
clearer
once you, were in my...
rearviewmirror...
i gather speed from you fucking with me
once and for all i'm far away
i hardly believe, finally the shades...are raised...
saw things so much clearer
once you, once you...
rearview mirror
saw things so much clearer
once you, once you...
rearview mirror
saw things so much clearer
once you, once you...
rearview mirror
saw things so much clearer
once you...



09-11-01 Never Forget, Never Forget

Distance is too far......


Give blood, play hockey.
PlasticMan
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posted on 05-17-2002 @ 1:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

um, i do believe someone has stolen our song.

Eh? You talkin' to me? Ah, probably not...

Anyhow, Nursery Rhyme/Breather by U.N.K.L.E. kicks ass too...just in case I have to step away from the Foo...


It wasn't lies, it was just...bullshit.
Bloody Anus
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posted on 05-17-2002 @ 1:22 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
Bloodhounds shall cruise rendezvous
Break curfew new trip ensues
You never know Bloodhounds just go
Pack backpack up for down the road
No change of clothes but change for tolls
Pack of No-Doz Rolos and Skoal
Old Milwaukee Jolt black coffee
Sugar Daddy Rand McNally
A pack of Jacks those orange Tic-Tacs
Glen Miller tracks roll of Kodak
The phantom black stacked Pontiac
Hot rod dual quads and in the back
Is the beat keeper big ass speaker
Jumbo woofer rumble tweeter
Dial is turned and there it's stayin'
The next day where Stern is playin'
You got your Jesus on the dashboard but the devil's under my hood
You're taking it down to legal I'm pullin' it up to no good
God is your co-pilot I let Satan ride shotgun
You pay a toll to get to heaven but on the road to hell's there's none

Get up you're asleep at the wheel

I-95 eight lanes wide
Midnight drive take a ride
Alongside east coast tide
Getting high so am I
Bloodshot red eyes from the fumes
I consume engine zoom then engine boom
Then engine glow erupt and blow
And overflow like volcano
So far to go but can't turn back though
Cheap tobacco cup of black Joe
Fuelin' my body jumpstartin' my soul
Set my mind on cruise control
You got your Jesus on the dashboard but the devil's under my hood
You're taking it down to legal I'm pullin' it up to no good
God is your co-pilot I let Satan ride shotgun
You pay a toll to get to heaven but on the road to hell's there's none

Get up you're asleep at the wheel

24-7 Truck Stop Plaza
Turn off headlights turn on hazards
3 A.M. is when I gazed
Eyes glazed I'm dazed and then I fade
To black now we're back
'On The Road' like Keroauc
Down the turnpike high rate of speed
Up all night like Gilbert Gottfried
You got your Jesus on the dashboard but the devil's under my hood
You're taking it down to legal I'm pullin' it up to no good
God is your co-pilot I let Satan ride shotgun
You pay a toll to get to heaven but on the road to hell's there's none

Get up you're asleep at the wheel




I think my mask of sanity              is about to slip


2002 Crack Committee Objectives:
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series


kindredbabe
posted on 05-17-2002 @ 2:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Foo Fighters - Everlong


Don't step too far away from the Foo, PlasticMan. I love this song!!


Thank You, Barch

Too Much.

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FirstTime LongTime
posted on 05-19-2002 @ 6:01 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02


Plastic Jesus Lyrics
Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes,
Long as I have my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through all trials and tribulations,
We will travel every nation,
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.

{Refrain}
Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through all trials and tribulations,
We will travel every nation,
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.

I don't care if it rains or freezes
As long as I've got my Plastic Jesus
Glued to the dashboard of my car,
You can buy Him phosphorescent
Glows in the dark, He's Pink and Pleasant,
Take Him with you when you're travelling far

{Refrain}

I don't care if it's dark or scary
Long as I have magnetic Mary
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
I feel I'm protected amply
I've got the whole damn Holy Family
Riding on the dashboard of my car

{Refrain}

You can buy a Sweet Madonna
Dressed in rhinestones sitting on a
Pedestal of abalone shell
Goin' ninety, I'm not wary
'Cause I've got my Virgin Mary
Guaranteeing I won't go to Hell

{Refrain}

I don't care if it bumps or jostles
Long as I got the Twelve Apostles
Bolted to the dashboard of my car
Don't I have a pious mess
Such a crowd of holiness
Strung across the dashboard of my car

{Refrain}

No, I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I have my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
But I think he'll have to go
His magnet ruins my radio
And if we have a wreck he'll leave a scar

{Refrain}

Riding through the thoroughfare
With his nose up in the air
A wreck may be ahead, but he don't mind
Trouble coming, he don't see
He just keeps his eyes on me
And any other thing that lies behind

Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Though the sun shines on his back
Makes him peel, chip, and crack
A little patching keeps him up to par

When pedestrians try to cross
I let them know who's boss
I never blow my horn or give them warning
I ride all over town
Trying to run them down
And it's seldom that they live to see the morning

Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
His halo fits just right
And I use it as a sight
And they'll scatter or they'll splatter near and far

When I'm in a traffic jam
He don't care if I say Damn
I can let all sorts of curses roll
Plastic Jesus doesn't hear
For he has a plastic ear
The man who invented plastic saved my soul

Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Once his robe was snowy white
Now it isn't quite so bright
Stained by the smoke of my cigar

God made Christ a Holy Jew
God made Him a Christian too
Paradoxes populate my car
Joseph beams with a feigned elan
From the shaggy dash of my furlined van
Famous cuckold in the master plan

Naughty Mary, smug and smiling
Jesus dainty and beguiling
Knee-deep in the piling of my van
His message clear by night or day
My phosphorescent plastic Gay
Simpering from the dashboard of my van

When I'm goin' fornicatin
I got my ceramic Satan
Sinnin' on the dashboard of my Winnebago Motor Home
The women know I'm on the level
Thanks to the wild-eyed stoneware devil
Ridin' on the dashboard of my Winnebago Motor Home
Sneerin' from the dashboard of my Winnebago Motor Home
Leering from the dashboard of my van

If I weave around at night
And the police think I'm tight
They'll never find my bottle, though they ask
Plastic Jesus shelters me
For His head comes off, you see
He's hollow, and I use Him for a flask

Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Ride with me and have a dram
Of the blood of the Lamb
Plastic Jesus is a holy bar




At the end of the day or at the end of the party, when everyone goes home, you're stuck with yourself. - Layne Staley



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