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| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 11:36 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00  | I'm your wicked Uncle Ernie I'm glad you won't see or hear me As I fiddle about Fiddle about Fiddle about Your mother left me here to mind you Now I'm doing what I want to Fiddling about Fiddling about Fiddle about! Down with the bedclothes Up with the nightshirt! Fiddle about Fiddle about Fiddle about! You won't shout as I fiddle about Fiddle about Fiddle about Fiddle about Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle! It's time for the smoking of the green! St. Patty's Day  capnfudge@opieanthony.com | ||||
| Mr. Brownstone | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 3:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Would you like some sweeties little girl? Come a little closer I'm gonna show you a brand new world tonight I've got a palace full of fantasy Ready made just for you and me Once you're there I'm gonna take you for a ride I got a one way ticket To take you to the other side I got a one way ticket So come along and don't be shy They call me Mr. Tinker Train That's how I got to get my name They call me Mr. Tinker Train So come along and play my game You'll never be the same Close the curtains and turn out the lights Beneath my wing it's gonna be all right A little secret just for you and me I've got the kind of toys you've never seen Manmade and a bit obscene Little angel come and sit upon my knee got a one way ticket To take you to the other side I got a one way ticket So come along and don't be shy They call me Mr. Tinker Train That's how I got to get my name They call me Mr. Tinker Train So come along and play my game Mr. Tinker Train Never be the same Mr. Tinker Train . . . . . . . . . . . . . Can you say Mr. Tinker Train? No use crying 'cause you can't go back Now you're here to stay You can't run, you can't hide You can't tell me what I feel inside Mr. Tinker Train That's how I got to get my name They call me Mr. Tinker Train So come along and play my game That's why they call me Mr. Tinker Train That's why they call me Mr. Tinker Train | ||||
| Just Jon | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 3:47 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | Kinko the ClownKinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown, if the kids just love me back, I'll never wear a frown. Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown, if the kids just love me back, I'll never wear a frown! hehehehehehehe Kinko's in his kinko car, pockets full of change, lots of dirty pictures and sticky candy canes. All the kids love Kinko for the presents that they get, silly leather clothes to wear and happy cigarettes. Hi boys and girls!! My name is Kinko the Clown and I really love you boys and girls.. really.... really.... hehe But my legs get tired standing out in the parking lot handing out stale Tootsie Rolls to you little rugrats, so if anybody wants to come back to Kinko's trailer and massage his legs, he'd really really like it.... really.... really.... hehehehehe Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown, if the kids just love me back, I'll never wear a frown. Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown, if the kids just love me back, I'll never wear a frown! hehehehehehehe We go to Kinko's club house sometimes after school, we play in Kinko's crawl space, there's never any rules. We have to sit on Kinko's lap, there's never any chairs, Kinko likes to tickle us and give us funny stares! Oh gosh, I haven't had this much fun since last Christmas when I got to play Santa Claus and all the boys and girls got to sit on Kinko's lap. "Mommy! mommy! Kinko hurt me!" Aw, but that was in Indianapolis and thanks to the liberal reciprocity laws, Kinko can be with you boys and girls today or anytime... Jimmy Johnson ran away and didn't say goodbye, Kinko went to look for him and help the FBI But Kinko had some handcuffs on, his eyes were full of tears, said, "I'll be back to play with you, sometime in twenty years..." awwwwww!! Kinko, Kinko the kid loving clown, your parents want to beat me up and run me out of town. Kinko, Kinko the kid loving clown, tar and feather Kinko and run him out of town! Ok short eyes!! get in the car.. Oh, goodbye boys and girls!! See you at the turn of the century, 'cause Kinko really loves you boys and girls.. really.... really.... hehehehehe -----  E-mail: JustJon@opieanthony.com Adoptee: Baby Nicole & Napsky | ||||
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