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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Bachlorettes in Alaska - - When will this shit end? | ||||
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| Austin The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich | posted on 05-27-2002 @ 5:20 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01  | Well I was up late last night and I was able to catch the promo for Fox's brand new Special / Reality Shitfest, Bachlorettes in Alaska. Now before you go "Hey, that sounds really familiar!" thats because its a carbon copy of the last 3000 reality TV shows that they have been shoving down are throats ever since Survivor hit the tube. You'd think that the Networks would smarten up and finally realize the dead horse has been beatin 6 feet into the ground already, but sadly they haven't. The basic premise is that 5 chicks go up to Alaska (Only god knows why those morons picked freakin alaska, you can even have the chicks in bikins) to go hook up and hopefully get married. My only real hope is that one of these twats will wind up with a fucking like O. J., god that would be fucking sweet. If you need a good laugh at how STUPID the network execs. can get, check out Bachlorettes in Alaska, ON FAWX! (There you go you unoriginal douchebags, its a free plug.)  Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry? AIM | E-mail | ||||
| Jack Meehoff Teh funny blah blah absent blah blah teh blah | posted on 05-27-2002 @ 5:23 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02 | Reality TV according to my watch is at about 17 and a 1/2 minutes. Why it ever became popular is beyond me. If you want to see that kind of drama, turn on Jerry Springer or turn around and look at your own family for a change. May Teh Funny Be With You | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 05-27-2002 @ 6:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | I was watching the ad and they said alaska because the ratio of men to women is astronomically (a lot more men then women). It looks awful. I also hope that these whores, selling our their lives for a man on national television get raped by an Eskimo.  "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." | ||||
| HyBriD FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 05-27-2002 @ 8:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | another horrible show. great.  | ||||
| -GomeZ- | posted on 05-27-2002 @ 9:53 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02 | Not all reality shows are bad, the Playboy one was acctually pretty funny...But I agree, this one stinks worse than a Rich Vos joke Trust Me! | ||||
| Tussle King I swear it was this big | posted on 05-29-2002 @ 1:39 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 02 | I would love to see an iceberg crush all 5 women. Have the camera pan by and see blood stains on the iceberg. I would definitely watch that. | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 06-02-2002 @ 5:59 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | It's on tonight against Six Feet Under finale and ABC's The Hamptons "Don't be hitting me pal." - Tommy Grand to a tranny | ||||
| -GomeZ- | posted on 06-02-2002 @ 9:07 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02 | quote: Will Ant be shown arriving in a chopper and hob-knobbing with celebrities? Trust Me! This message was edited by -GomeZ- on 6-2-02 @ 9:43 PM | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 06-03-2002 @ 1:57 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | I saw it. I recorded it. It's really the first reality show I recorded to watch later. I don't know why but this show and just the idea of how whorish these women are just repulsed me but I had to watch it, it was just so wrong and I hate the women. I mean being on this show was already a strike against them but just hearing them speak made me hate them more. One broad talking about her divorced parents, others talking about how suddenly their marriages broke up (death and one I'm assuming turned out to be a faggot). And any woman in her 30s calling themselves "Sissie" - *shudders* I never knew that calling a guy a "house on fire" was a complement though. And of course with them walking up the mountain in the wedding dresses, why couldn't Sauron's Black Riders mistake them with the fellowship. After all this is just another ring quest, isn't it? "Don't be hitting me pal." - Tommy Grand to a tranny | ||||
| BIV G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xenophobe Defense Brigade Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am. The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs. I am one uninformed hound. | posted on 06-03-2002 @ 3:39 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | quote: That is some funney shit. The only thing that could save these show at this point is if they were on HBO and the chicks were nude. On a side note, some of my friends and I were talking how HBO needs to get into the reality show business. Big Brother without "safe" rooms or censoring would be good fun for everyone. The Playboy show annoyed me. Not nearly enough skin(no I didn't expect nudity) and the chick who won wasn;t that hot. Rather boring and a major let down.  | ||||
| -GomeZ- | posted on 06-03-2002 @ 7:22 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02 | Big Brother in uncensored in other countries, pretty funny stuff too, bunch of people who should in no way be naked walking around in their birthday suits....I know it sounds disturbing, but at the same time it's funny Trust Me! | ||||
| Lord Slug | posted on 06-03-2002 @ 11:40 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 02 | Every 10 minutes a Reality TV show dies. As of now, the leading cause is a lack of interest. You can help by sending money and ideas for the next show. 'Reality Midget: life of a twinky' and 'Reality Duct tape' are just a couple we are working on. We need to stay alive. We are running out of ideas~! "Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb" | ||||
| PlasticMan G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dhalsim-Style Hand to Hand Specialist | posted on 06-03-2002 @ 6:54 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | I know it's an easy joke but:quote: When you stop watching!!! Seriously, the network doesn't care if you watch because you're fascinated or because you're horrified. You're still watching. Vote with your remote. **edit - ever cut and paste something totally different from what you meant to cut and paste, and then not notice for an entire week? I hate that.  It wasn't lies, it was just...bullshit. This message was edited by PlasticMan on 6-10-02 @ 8:15 PM | ||||
| TheJays This status sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥h?m: I MAKE COOL PICTURES Proud To Be An American | posted on 06-06-2002 @ 10:57 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | The only two reality show that I consider to be of television importance were the first season of Survivor (since that was the show that really coined to pharse reality tv) and The Osbournes, and the Osbournes has been the most sucessful not because its about real people in general, but its about Ozzy and his family. We know how fucking oblivious Ozzy is from hearing him on O and A, and to see him in real life is just pure comedy. I see this shit about people like Puff Daddy and Cybil (?!?) Shepard wanting to have a tv show about their crazy and wacky lives. Christ, let me get a good spot on the Verrazano so I can jump off before everyone else does.  | ||||
| -GomeZ- | posted on 06-07-2002 @ 8:10 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02 | Ozzy has not been the most successful reality tv show...Sure for cable they have gotten great numbers, but compared to Survivors first season numbers, they are laughable...I think the final Survivor episode in season 1 had 50 million viewers Trust Me! | ||||
| 1888RUSTYTROMBONE It took me 3 minutes to edit nothing | posted on 06-08-2002 @ 8:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Enough is Enough. This piece of shit show needs to be canned already. It's not worth my time to even watch since it is so friggin' boring and lame. 2002 Crack Committee Objectives: | ||||
| Austin The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich | posted on 06-09-2002 @ 12:52 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: You actually bothered to watch it? LMAO!!  Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry? AIM | E-mail | ||||
| 1888RUSTYTROMBONE It took me 3 minutes to edit nothing | posted on 06-10-2002 @ 2:05 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I didn't watch it. I could tell just by the commercials alone that it was going to suck balls. 2002 Crack Committee Objectives: | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 06-16-2002 @ 11:25 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | I know this is a late post on the matter but:quote: This shit will end when the Rubes in the midwest stop watching it. Middle america virtually dictates what the networks braodcast by watching shit like this.  | ||||
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