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GonzoStyle	posted on 03-17-2001 @ 3:29 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	Alabama Song (Whiskey Bar) The Doors Well, show me the way To the next whiskey bar Oh, don't ask why Oh, don't ask why Show me the way To the next whiskey bar Oh, don't ask why Oh, don't ask why For if we don't find The next whiskey bar I tell you we must die I tell you we must die I tell you, I tell you I tell you we must die Oh, moon of Alabama We now must say goodbye We've lost our good old mama And must have whiskey, oh, you know why Oh, moon of Alabama We now must say goodbye We've lost our good old mama And must have whiskey, oh, you know why Well, show me the way To the next little girl Oh, don't ask why Oh, don't ask why Show me the way To the next little girl Oh, don't ask why Oh, don't ask why For if we don't find The next little girl I tell you we must die I tell you we must die I tell you, I tell you I tell you we must die Oh, moon of Alabama We now must say goodbye We've lost our good old mama And must have whiskey, oh, you now why Kid Touching Freak Of OpieAnthony.com Touching Children One At A Time
NJDude	posted on 03-17-2001 @ 12:55 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 00	HAVE A DRINK ON ME AC/DC Whiskey, gin and brandy With a glass I'm pretty handy I'm trying to walk a straight line On sour mash and cheap wine So join me for a drink boys We're gonna make a big noise So don't worry about tomorrow Take it today Forget about the cheque We'll get hell to pay Have a drink on me Have a drink on me Yeah Have a drink on me Have a drink on me On me Come on Dizzy, drunk and fightin' On tequila white lightnin' My glass is getting shorter On whiskey, ice and water So come on and have a good time And get blinded out of your mind So don't worry about tomorrow Take it today Forget about the cheque We'll get hell to pay Have a drink on me Have a drink on me Have a drink on me Have a drink on me On me Get stoned Have a drink on me Have a drink on me Yeah Have a drink on me Come on Oooh Gonna roll around Gonna hit the ground Take another swing Have another drink Gonna drink it dry Gonna get me high Come on all the boys Make a noise CHORUS Have a drink on me Have a drink on me Have a drink on me Have a drink on me Have a drink on me Have a drink on me Have a drink on me Have a drink on me Have a drink oooooooon me E-Mail Me
mrmojorisin	posted on 03-17-2001 @ 1:48 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00	AHHHHHHHHHHHHH Backdoor man, the men dont know but the little girls understand. well all ur people try to sleep, out to make it with a midnight dream yeah. I have adopted ak 47 gak gak gak
Flock of Moosen OA.com's Bodyguard Anger problem? What anger problem? I hate the fucking mud! USA	posted on 03-17-2001 @ 4:35 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	Nice choice NJDude. I love AC/DC. Here's another one for your drinking pleasure. :) One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer George Thorogood Wanna tell you a story, about the house-man blues I come home one Friday, had to tell the landlady I'd-a lost my job She said that don't confront me, long as I get my money next Friday Now next Friday come I didn't get the rent, and out the door I went So I goes to the landlady, I said, "You let me slide?" I'll have the rent for you in a month. next I don't know So said let me slide it on you know people, I notice when I come home in the evening She ain't got nothing nice to say to me, but for five year she was so nice Loh' she was lovy-dovy, I come home one particular evening The landlady said, "You got the rent money yet?", I said, "No, can't find no job" Therefore I ain't got no money to pay the rent She said "I don't believe you're tryin' to find no job" Said "I seen you today you was standin' on a corner, leaning up against a post" I said "But I'm tired, I've been walkin' all day" She said "That don't confront me, long as I get my money next Friday" Now next Friday come I didn't have the rent, and out the door I went So I go down the streets, down to my good friend's house I said "Look man I'm outdoors you know, can I stay with you maybe a couple days?" He said "Let me go and ask my wife" He come out of the house, I could see it in his face I know that was no He said "I don't know man, ah she kinda funny, you know" I said "I know, everybody funny, now you funny too" So I go back home I tell the landlady I got a job, I'm gonna pay the rent She said "Yeah?" I said "Oh yeah" And then she was so nice, loh' she was lovy-dovy So I go in my room, pack up my things and I go, I slip on out the back door and down the streets I go She a-howlin' about the front rent, she'll be lucky to get any back rent, she ain't gonna get none of it So I stop in the local bar you know people, I go to the bar, I ring my coat, I call the bartender Said "Look man, come down here", he got down there So what you want? One bourbon, one scotch, one beer Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when, I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose, need me a triple shot of that juice Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer One bourbon, one scotch, one beer But I'm sitting now at the bar, I'm getting drunk, I'm feelin' mellow I'm drinkin' bourbon, I'm drinkin' scotch, I'm drinkin' beer Looked down the bar, here come the bartender I said "Look man, come down here" So what you want? One bourbon, one scotch, one beer No I ain't seen my baby since the night before last, gotta get a drink man I'm gonna get gassed Gonna get high man I ain't had enough, need me a triple shot of that stuff Gonna get drunk won't you listen right here, I want one bourbon, one shot and one beer One bourbon, one scotch, one beer Now by this time I'm plenty high, you know when your mouth a-getting dry you're plenty high Looked down the bar I say to my bartender I said "Look man, come down here", he got down there So what you want this time? I said "Look man, a-what time is it?" He said "The clock on the wall say three o'clock Last call for alcohol, so what you need?" One bourbon, one scotch, one beer No I ain't seen my baby since a nigh' and a week, gotta get drunk man till I can't even speak Gonna get high man listen to me, one drink ain't enough Jack you better make it three I wanna get drunk I'm gonna make it real clear, I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer One bourbon, one scotch, one beer "What are you speaking? German Brian? German! Jermaine! Jermaine Jackson! Jackson 5! TITO!" Proud graduate of NJDude's School of Rock
adolescentmasturbator	posted on 03-17-2001 @ 4:43 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	40 OZ to Freedom by Sublime You've got your hair permed You've got your red dress on Talkin' bout how second gear was such a turn on And the fog forming on my window tells me that the morning here And you'll be gone before too long Who taught you those new tricks? Damn I should'nt start that talk But life is onw big question when your starin at the clock And the answers always waiting at the liqour store 40 ounces to freedom So I'll take that walk And I know that ohhhh...I'm not comin back Ohh not going back God knows not going back You look so fine when you lie it just don't show But I know which way the wind blows A 40 oz to freedom is the only chance I have To feel good even though I feel bad And I know that ohhhh...I'm not comin back Ohh not going back God knows I'm not going back God knows I'm not going back E-Mail Me LIKE SCHOOL IN SUMMERTIME
Froy King Shit *board owner*	posted on 03-17-2001 @ 4:54 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	Moosen, one of my favorite tunes...you beat me to it... ~Matt/Froy from Jersey Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post. Also providing total immunity to Fayth
Flock of Moosen OA.com's Bodyguard Anger problem? What anger problem? I hate the fucking mud! USA	posted on 03-17-2001 @ 4:57 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	Sorry bout that Froy. As soon as I saw the post I said to myself I needed to get that up before someone else beat me to it. ;) "What are you speaking? German Brian? German! Jermaine! Jermaine Jackson! Jackson 5! TITO!" Proud graduate of NJDude's School of Rock
hangupthephoneuSKANK	posted on 03-17-2001 @ 5:45 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	A little of Roadhouse Blues for you guys... "Well, I woke up this mornin' I got myself a beer Yeah, I woke up this mornin' I got myself a beer The future is uncertain And the end is always near..." btw... sssssshhhhhhhh "Ask not... what a MOD can do for you.... ...Ask what you can do for this board!" Howdy... Fagoot! -FUCK YOU too moderfuckers-

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