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Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 06-29-2002 @ 8:21 PM      
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50. Can’t Stop the Music (’80)
49. Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man (’91)
48. Erin Brockovich (’00)
47. Blues Brothers 2000 (’98)
46. A View to a Kill (’85)
45. Battle for the Planet of the Apes (’73)
44. The Sound of Music (’65)
43. A Gnome Named Gnorm (’94)
42. Soul Man (’86)
41. Exit to Eden (’94)
40. Zardoz (’74)
39. Rhinestone (’84)
38. Battlefield Earth (’00)
37. Speed 2: Cruise Control (’97)
36. Under the Cherry Moon (’86)
35. Junior (’94)
34. Mandingo (’75)
33. Cobra (’86)
32. Scenes From a Mall (’91)
31. Spice World (’97)
30. Xanadu (’80)
29. Cocktail (’88)
28. Cool as Ice (’91)
27. Clambake (’67)
26. Godzilla (’98)
25. Howard the Duck (’86)
24. Double Team (’97)
23. Heartbeeps (’81)
22. Psycho (’98)
21. Hook (’91)
20. Dune (’84)
19. The Last Movie (’71)
18. Moment by Moment (’78)
17. Gymkata (’85)
16. The Thin Red Line (’98)
15. Moulin Rouge! (’01)
14. Nell (’94)
13. The Godfather Part III (’90)
12. Cutthroat Island (’95)
11. Dirty Dancing (’87)
10. Little Nicky (’00)
9. When Harry Got Mail in Seattle
8. It’s Pat: The Movie (’94)
7. The English Patient (’96)
6. The Postman (’97)
5. Staying Alive (’83)
4. Armageddon (’98)
3. Patch Adams (’98)
2. Steel Magnolias (’89)
1. Batman & Robin (’97)

How can they say that Little Nicky is a bad movie.

That fucking movie Rocks.

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"It's better to be dead and cool then alive and uncool" HD and the MM was pretty fucking cool. I also enjoyed Dune. I've only seen sixteen of the movies listed. I would have to say that The Sound of Music should not be on this list. They should replace it with anything starring Lorenzo Lamos.

This message was edited by BigStupid on 6-29-02 @ 10:42 PM
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I dont know why everyone hated Little Nicky. I thought it was pretty funny. But the real quetion is: Where the hell is Caddyshack II on that list?

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Dumb and Dumber should be in the top ten.

HD and the MM was a funny movie, though I don't have a problem with the rest of the list.


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Good? Bad? Guy with the Gun Brigade		posted on 06-29-2002 @ 11:08 PM      
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I'M suprised Episode 1 aint on the list.I mean everyone else bashed it.


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I am one uninformed hound.		posted on 06-29-2002 @ 11:34 PM      
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HEY, WHERE THE HELL IS WATER WORLD!!!!!!


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posted on 06-29-2002 @ 11:52 PM      
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Howard the Duck was one of the greatest movies of all-time .... These guys are crazy!!

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Bah, any list that doesn't include Pay It Forward, Cherry Falls, or Mafia! can't be taken seriously. :rolleyes:


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I liked Little Nicky. That movie fucking owned.

Where is Crossroads or Freddie Got Fingered?

I lost a collective four hours of my life seeing those respective shit fests.



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This message was edited by Lent on 6-30-02 @ 6:59 PM
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I am one uninformed hound.		posted on 06-30-2002 @ 1:36 AM      
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Remember, these are the same tools that said Chyna was hotter than Shannon Elizibeth, enough said.


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Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 06-30-2002 @ 10:38 AM      
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quote:
Where is Crossroads

You just didn't like the movie because its about 2 guitarist that are white.

I think it was a very good movie not great but very good.


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Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside - Guess who's back, Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back - I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! - Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me Little Hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision of scary Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass. And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen to techno Now let's go, just game the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

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This message was edited by Tequila on 6-30-02 @ 10:39 AM
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posted on 06-30-2002 @ 6:00 PM      
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That's assuming he meant that "Crossroads" movie...Which I hope not since Steve Vai is in that movie (even if it is hard to believe that he would lose a guitar duel to anyone less than an Yngwie Malmsteen)...

But if we are referring to that garbage Britney Spears movie, then I wholeheartedly agree



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VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!		posted on 06-30-2002 @ 7:09 PM      
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quote:
25. Howard the Duck (’86)

For some reason that duck scared the shit outta me. My dad would always scream "Howard the duck is at the door!!" at night. :)

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I agree with most of the list... but where the fuck is Waterworld?



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4. Armageddon

What the fuck are they thinking Armageddon rocked, number 4 should of been coneheads that movie fuckin sucked.


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howard the duck rocked. these people are CRAZY I TELL YOU!!!!!1




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'Zardoz: The best movie to watch stoned. . .plus tits.

Cobra: When Stallone sends his car into a complete 180 degree turn and starts firing an uzi out the window while going in reverse is just classic. . .

Howard the Duck: Just him saying "Cleavland."

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what happened to Navy Seals and Johnny Nmeonic? Those fucking fliks sucked major ass!!

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Like most of these magazine "greatest / worst" lists, this list is a complete abomination. I can personally name at least 50 movies worse than the WORST movie on this list. Not to mention the fact that there are some great "cult" classics here.

Lets see a few of the blasphemous inclusions....
Godfather III - you wanna say it was the worst of the three GF's, fine, but to include it on an all time worst list? Hardly asses.
Howard the duck - as stated by others....fucking classic flick
Dune - Are you fucking kidding me? That movie was not only a huge blockbuster, and ahead of it's time in special effects, but it adorned nearly every stinking lunchbox in America. Sure, the effects are dated now, but the movie is nearly 20 years old..... bunch of fucking crackheads at maxim I tell ya.

And what about movies left off?
Eyes Wide Shut - take away the bountiful nudity in this film and what is left? not a God damned thing. Quite possibly the most useless movie ever made.... all you SK junkies can stop losing your minds...you know I am right.
As stated before....WATERWORLD! no explanation needed.
Keeping with Kevin Costner bombs.... Wyatt Earp. Sure on it's own merits, perhaps it was a passable film, but consider the fact that Tombstone came out first, and told the exact same story in half the time, not to mention doing a much better job of it, and where does that leave Wyatt? Looking like a second rate cover band at a junior prom in Huntsville, Alabama, that's where.
Out of Africa - yeah yeah yeah, best picture my ass, simply evidence of the rampant drug abuse of the Academy members in the 80's. hell, I don't know anyone who has ever been able to make it through the entire movie.
That only covers big name movies.... I haven't even gone into that horrible crap you happen to come by on cable every so often. Six String Samurai.... anyone ever seen this? A movie so awful that much like a train wreck, you just can't peel your eyes away.

Fuck magazine "lists", they all suck.



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posted on 07-07-2002 @ 1:35 PM      
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Here's my top 10 worst movies of all time:

10. Dr. Dolittle.
9. Men In Black 2.
8. Mortal Kombat: Annihilation.
7. Jason X.
6. Halloween 5.
5. Waterworld.
4. Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare.
3. Blues Brothers 2000.
2. Caddyshack 2.
1. Carnosaur.



This message was edited by JVY2K on 7-7-02 @ 3:09 PM
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I have this demented friend that thinks that Freddy Got Fingered was the best movie ever made....
as for the list, I agree with most everything except for Godfather III being left of the list.. I mean come on SOFIA COPPOLLA? What the fuck was her father thinking??


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Godfather III is not one of the worst movies of all time. its a decent movie, nowhere near up to the standards of one and two, that is ruined by one awful acting performance. if even a semi-decent actress was cast as the daughter it would have been a tolerable sequel.

as for the list, where the hell is Eyes Wide Shut? awful movie.


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