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posted on 07-13-2002 @ 9:45 AM      
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TV guide just came out with a list of the 50 worst tv shows of all time. Although the list covers pretty much everything... they put some shows on there that have no business being on a list with "Who wants to marry a Millionare", ie Hogan's Heroes, ect... anyways heres the list:


1. The Jerry Springer Show (syndicated, 1991-present)

2. My Mother The Car (NBC, 1965-66)

3. XFL (NBC, UPN and TNN, 2001)

4. The Brady Bunch Hour (ABC, 1977)

5. Hogan's Heroes (CBS, 1965-71)

6. Celebrity Boxing (Fox, 2002-present)

7. AfterMASH (CBS, 1983-84)

8. Cop Rock (ABC, 1990)

9. You're in the Picture (CBS, 1961)

10. Hee Haw Honeys (syndicated, 1978-79)

11. The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer (UPN, 1998)

12. Hello Larry (NBC, 1979-80)

13. Twenty-One (NBC, 1956-58)

14. Baby Bob (CBS, 2002-present)

15. Manimal (NBC, 1983)

16. The Chevy Chase Show (Fox, 1993)

17. Casablanca (NBC, 1983)

18. The Ugliest Girl in Town (ABC, 1968-69)

19. The P.T.L. Club (syndicated, 1976-87)

20. The Pruitts of Southampton (ABC, 1966-67)

21. Baywatch (NBC and syndicated, 1989-2001)

22. The Powers of Matthew Star (NBC, 1982-83)

23. Sammy and Company (syndicated, 1975-77)

24. One of the Boys (NBC, 1982)

25. Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire? (Fox, 2000)

26. Life with Lucy (ABC, 1986)

27. Turn-On (ABC, 1969)

28. Supertrain (NBC, 1979)

29. Howard Stern (E!, 1994-present)

30. Unhappily Ever After (WB, 1995-99)

31. Homeboys in Outer Space (UPN, 1996-97)

32. Co-Ed Fever (CBS, 1979)

33. Holmes & Yoyo (ABC, 1976)

34. Alexander the Great (ABC, 1968)

35. Pink Lady...and Jeff (NBC, 1980)

36. The Misadventures of Sheriff Lobo (NBC, 1979-81)

37. Saturday Night Live ( news - Y! TV) with Howard Cosell (ABC, 1975-76)

38. Hell Town (NBC, 1985)

39. Still the Beaver (Disney Channel, 1985-86)

40. Makin' It (ABC, 1979)

41. The Tom Green Show (MTV, 1999-2000)

42. The Flying Nun (ABC, 1967-70)

43. Woops! (Fox, 1992)

44. She's the Sheriff (syndicated, 1987-89)

45. A.K.A. Pablo (ABC, 1984)

46. Me and the Chimp (CBS, 1972)

47. Rango (ABC, 1967)

48. Bless this House (CBS, 1995-96)

49. The Ropers (ABC, 1979-80)

50. Barney & Friends (PBS, 1992-present)



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posted on 07-13-2002 @ 9:52 AM      
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posted on 07-13-2002 @ 10:43 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 02

How can they put Hogan's Heroes on there..
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posted on 07-13-2002 @ 11:34 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 02
quote:

36. The Misadventures of Sheriff Lobo (NBC, 1979-81)


Quite possibly, the greatest show ever produced in the United States of America.

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posted on 07-13-2002 @ 11:51 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 02
Why the hell is Barney & Friends up there? :confused:

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posted on 07-14-2002 @ 12:16 AM      
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15. Manimal (NBC, 1983)


But that show was great.



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posted on 07-14-2002 @ 10:58 AM      
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41. The Tom Green Show (MTV, 1999-2000)



You gotta be kidding me, that show was hilarious. If they are going to put Tom Green on the list, they have to put Jackass on the list too.


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posted on 07-14-2002 @ 11:26 AM      
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16. The Chevy Chase Show (Fox, 1993)
Damn them for reminding me of this awful awful show.

Magic Johnson's talk show should have been up there too.



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posted on 07-14-2002 @ 9:00 PM      
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30. Unhappily Ever After (WB, 1995-99)

although a married with children ripoff, this show was pretty funny

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posted on 07-14-2002 @ 9:05 PM      
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What? No "Joanie Loves Chachi?" No "Hyperion Bay?"

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posted on 07-14-2002 @ 9:10 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 02
How come XFL Game day didn't make the list?






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posted on 07-14-2002 @ 10:30 PM      
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quote:

quote:

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41. The Tom Green Show (MTV, 1999-2000)

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You gotta be kidding me, that show was hilarious. If they are going to put Tom Green on the list, they have to put Jackass on the list too.



jackass is fuckin hilarious. you must be kidding me. tom green was great too.




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posted on 07-14-2002 @ 11:02 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

How come XFL Game day didn't make the list?
XFL was number 3 on the list...


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posted on 07-14-2002 @ 11:30 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

1. The Jerry Springer Show (syndicated, 1991-present)
I haven't watched this in years, but this show ruled for a while.
quote:

3. XFL (NBC, UPN and TNN, 2001)
It was a business and ratings failure, but it wasn't THAT bad. If this is 3, then WNBA should be 1.
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8. Cop Rock (ABC, 1990)
WHAT!?! This is the greatest television show of all time! Really, how could anyone not love this?
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29. Howard Stern (E!, 1994-present)
I know Howard isn't popular here, but I like the show. There's really nothing wrong with it.

I think just about everything on MTV is worse than everything on this list. TRL, Undressed, Real World vs. Road Rules challenge...all awful.

At least they didn't include Get A Life. Otherwise, I'd have to kill someone.



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posted on 07-15-2002 @ 12:00 AM      
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I think just about everything on MTV is worse than everything on this list. TRL, Undressed, Real World vs. Road Rules challenge...all awful


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posted on 07-15-2002 @ 12:12 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Spanish Soap Operas > MTV Undressed

I take back nothing!!!11!

Those chicks are hot though, I'll give you that

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posted on 07-15-2002 @ 12:16 AM      
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MTV Undressed = One of the best shows EVER!

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posted on 07-15-2002 @ 12:16 AM      
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And they're all 25 pretending to be 16!


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posted on 07-15-2002 @ 12:44 AM      
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It's on right now, and there are three more episodes to come. Quick, everybody tune in and bask in the magnificense that is MTV's Undressed.

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posted on 07-15-2002 @ 3:37 AM      
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Why isn't Roseanne on that list?? It sucked shit.... If it is on the list, my bad. :rolleyes:


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posted on 07-15-2002 @ 7:52 AM      
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It's on right now, and there are three more episodes to come. Quick, everybody tune in and bask in the magnificense that is MTV's Undressed.


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posted on 07-15-2002 @ 12:08 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
WHOAWHOAAAWHOAWHOAAHAOAHAHA WHOA!!!!!!!!!

how can tv shows be on this list that were on for years? how are they a failures?? if a show made a good number of seasons then it's not that bad now is it? like jerry springer, howard stern, barney etc. on for like a decade. Thier so much more shit out thier that belongs on this. my critera is if it made a full second season it can be on here. Thiers at least a 100 or more shows that were awful that lasted 6 weeks or something.

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posted on 07-15-2002 @ 2:26 PM      
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quote:

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15. Manimal (NBC, 1983)
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But that show was great.



I know I thought that was a great show as well. I am still hoping that the Sci-fi channel will show some reruns,,,



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posted on 07-15-2002 @ 2:34 PM      
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Did you guys see those two chicks making out on Undressed last night? Man, that rocked.

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posted on 07-15-2002 @ 2:39 PM      
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Why must you be so cruel to me?


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