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Cap'n Fudge	posted on 04-05-2001 @ 2:25 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	I got lost in the back streets, Trying to get here tonight. The police were asking questions, They took me to the wrong place twice. I even lost my passport, And I forgot my name and town. But now I'm here by the water... Put the money down. Before I walk on the water, Put the money down, down, down. There are bands killing chickens, My hero's getting pushed around. I don't know if I trust you As you try to shoot me down, Before I walk on the water, Put the money down, down, down. Put the money down. 'Twas a beautiful day in Columbus When the fences fell. But the five loaves and the fishes Ain't gonna be much help. I've got a hungry juggler here Who wants to keep ahead. Before he walks on the water, He's gotta have his bread. Take a glass of that light brown ale And a purple pill. If the ale don't get you to, Sure as hell, pill will. Oh mommy, mommy, please may I go downtown? He's gonna walk on the water. Put the money down, ooh yeah, put it down! Before I walk on the water Put the money down. There are band killing chickens, My hero's getting pushed around, round, round. I don't know if I trust you, As you try to shoot me down, I'm gonna walk on the water, Put the money down, down, down, down, down Put the money down, Put it in the tin cup! He should have seen it coming, but it happened way too fast capnfudge@opieanthony.com
Froy King Shit *board owner*	posted on 04-05-2001 @ 2:30 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	Take the Money & Run This here's a story about Billy Joe and Bobbie Sue Two young lovers with nothin' better to do Than sit around the house, get high, and watch the tube And here is what happened when they decided to cut loose They headed down to, ooh, old El Paso That's where they ran into a great big hassle Billy Joe shot a man while robbing his castle Bobbie Sue took the money and run Go on take the money and run Go on take the money and run Go on take the money and run Go on take the money and run Billy Mack is a detective down in Texas You know he knows just exactly what the facts is He ain't gonna let those two escape justice He makes his livin' off of the people's taxes Bobbie Sue, whoa, whoa, she slipped away Billy Joe caught up to her the very next day They got the money, hey You know they got away They headed down south and they're still running today Singin' go on take the money and run Go on take the money and run Go on take the money and run Go on take the money and run Go on take the money and run Go on take the money and run Go on take the money and run Go on take the money and run ~Matt/Froy from Jersey Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post.
spitfire421	posted on 04-05-2001 @ 2:43 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	Nice Froy! Perfect weather today to throw on some Steve Miller! Money for Nothing Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it You play the guitar on the MTV That ain't workin' that's the way you do it Money for nothin' and chicks for free Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb Maybe get a blister on your little finger Maybe get a blister on your thumb We gotta install microwave ovens Custom kitchen deliveries We gotta move these refrigerators We gotta move these colour TV's See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup Yeah buddy that's his own hair That little faggot got his own jet airplane That little faggot he's a millionaire We gotta install microwave ovens Custom kitchen deliveries We gotta move these refrigerators We gotta move these colour TV's I shoulda learned to play the guitar I shoulda learned to play them drums Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the camera Man we could have some fun And he's up there, what's that? Hawaiian noises? Bangin' on the bongoes like a chimpanzee That ain't workin' that's the way you do it Get your money for nothin' get your chicks for free We gotta install microwave ovens Custom kitchen deliveries We gotta move these refrigerators We gotta move these colour TV's, Lord Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it You play the guitar on the MTV That ain't workin' that's the way you do it Money for nothin' and your chicks for free Money for nothin' and chicks for free I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. <IGNORANCE IS TYPICAL This message was edited by spitfire421 on 4-5-01 @ 2:45 PM
Mi1o Yambag	posted on 04-05-2001 @ 2:46 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Money Money, get away. Get a good job with good pay and you're okay. Money, it's a gas. Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash. New car, caviar, four star daydream, Think I'll buy me a football team. Money, get back. I'm all right Jack keep your hands off of my stack. Money, it's a hit. Don't give me that do goody good bullshit. I'm in the high-fidelity first class travelling set And I think I need a Lear jet. Money, it's a crime. Share it fairly but don't take a slice of my pie. Money, so they say Is the root of all evil today. But if you ask for a raise it's no surprise that they're giving none away. "HuHuh! I was in the right!" "Yes, absolutely in the right!" "I certainly was in the right!" "You was definitely in the right. That geezer was cruising for a bruising!" "Yeah!" "Why does anyone do anything?" "I don't know, I was really drunk at the time!" "I was just telling him, he couldn't get into number 2. He was asking why he wasn't coming up on freely, after I was yelling and screaming and telling him why he wasn't coming up on freely. It came as a heavy blow, but we sorted the matter out" Smoke Weed Everyday
Rog2K	posted on 04-05-2001 @ 2:47 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	The Money Song (From Monty Python) I've got ninety thousand pounds in my pajamas. I've got forty thousand French francs in my fridge. I've got lots and lots of lira, Now the deutschmark's getting dearer, And my dollar bill could buy the Brooklyn Bridge. There is nothing quite as wonderful as money! There is nothing quite as beautiful as cash! Some people say it's folly, but I'd rather have the lolly, With money you can make a smash! There is nothing quite as wonderful as money! There is nothing like a newly minted pound! Everyone must hanker for the butchness of a banker, It's accountancy that makes the world go round! You can keep your Marxist ways, for it's only just a phase... Money, money, money makes the world go round!!! Money! Money! Money! Money! Money! Money! Money! Money! Money!!! "The ass-f's need to be crushed."-Buttmunch
Cap'n Fudge	posted on 04-05-2001 @ 2:57 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Some Beatles... The best things in life are free But you can keep them for the birds and bees Now give me money That's what I want That's what I want, yeah That's what I want You're lovin' gives me a thrill But you're lovin' don't pay my bills Now give me money That's what I want That's what I want, yeah That's what I want Money don't get everything it's true What it don't get, I can't use Now give me money That's what I want That's what I want, yeah That's what I want, wah Money don't get everything it's true What it don't get, I can't use Now give me money That's what I want That's what I want, yeah That's what I want Well now give me money A lot of money Wow, yeah, I wanna be free Oh I want money That's what I want That's what I want, well Now give me money A lot of money Wow, yeah, you need money now, give me money That's what I want, yeah that's what I want He should have seen it coming, but it happened way too fast capnfudge@opieanthony.com
Mi1o Yambag	posted on 04-05-2001 @ 3:08 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	How bout a little AC/DC? WHAT DO YOU DO FOR MONEY HONEY You're working in bars Riding in cars Never gonna give it for free You're apartment with a view On the finest avenue Looking at your beat on the street You're always pushing, shoving Satisfied with nothing You bitch, you must be getting old So stop your love on the road All your digging for gold You make me wonder Yes I wonder, I wonder Honey, whaddya do for money? Honey, whaddya do for money? Where you get your kicks? You're loving on the take And you're always on the make Squeezing all the blood out of men They're all standing in a queue Just to spend the night with you It's business as usual again You're always grabbin', stabbin' Trying to get it back in But girl you must be getting slow So stop your love on the road All your digging for gold You make me wonder Yes I wonder, I wonder Honey, whaddya do for money? Honey, whaddya do for money? Whaddya do for money honey, how you get your kicks? Whaddya do for money honey, how you get your licks? What you gonna do? Smoke Weed Everyday
Rog2K	posted on 04-05-2001 @ 3:19 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	In honor of the artist formerly known as Puffy Mo Money Mo Problems Verse One: Mase Now, who's hot who not Tell me who rock who sell out in the stores You tell me who flopped who copped the blue drop Who jewels got robbed who's mostly Goldie down to the tube sock, the same ol pimp Mase, you know ain't nuttin change but my limp Can't stop till I see my name on a blimp Guarantee a million sales pullin all the love You don't believe in Harlem World nigga double up We don't play around it's a bet lay it down nigga didn't know me ninety-one bet they know me now I'm the young Harlem nigga with the Goldie sound Can't no PHD niggaz hold me down, Cooter schooled me to the game, now I know my duty Stay humble stay low blow like Hootie True pimp niggaz spend no dough on the booty And then ya yell there go Mase there go your cutie *singers come in over this last line* I don't know what, they want from me It's like the more money we come across The more problems we see (repeat 2X) Verse Two: Puff Daddy Yeah yeah, ahaha, from the C-to-the-A-to-the-D-D-Y know you'd rather see me die than to see me fly I call all the shots Rip all the spots, rock all the rocks Cop all the drops, I know you thinkin now's when all the ballin stops, nigga never home got a chrome one and a yacht Ten years from now we'll still be on top Yo, I thought I told you that we won't stop Now whatcha gonna do when it's cool bag a money much longer than yours and a team much stronger than yours, violate me this'll be your day, we don't play Mess around be D.O.A., be on your way Cause it ain't enough time here, ain't enough lime here for you to shine here, deal with many women but treat dimes fair, and I'm bigger than the city lights down in Times Square Yeah, yeah yeah I don't know what, they want from me It's like the more money we come across The more problems we see (repeat 2X) Verse Three: Notorious B.I.G. Uhh, uhhh B.I.G., P-O, P-P-A No info, for the, DEA Federal agents mad cause I'm flagrant Tap my cell, and the phone in the basement My team supreme, stay clean Triple beam lyrical dream, I be that Cat you see at all events bent Gats in holsters girls on shoulders Playboy, I told ya, bein mice to me Bruise too much, I lose, too much Step on stage the girls boo too much I guess it's cause you run with lame dudes too much Me lose my touch, never that If I did, ain't no problem to get the gat Where the true players at? Throw your roadies in the sky Wave em side to side and keep their hands high While I give your girl the eye, player please Lyrically, niggaz see, B.I.G. be flossin jig on the cover of Fortune Five double oh, get the phone number your name, I got to know, I got to go Got the flow down phizat, platinum plus Like thizat, dangerous on trizack, leave your ass kizzack I don't know what, they want from me It's like the more money we come across The more problems we see (repeat 3X) What's goin on? What's goin on? I don't know what, they want from me It's like the more money we come across The more problems we see (repeat 3X to fade) "The ass-f's need to be crushed."-Buttmunch
atomic punk	posted on 04-05-2001 @ 3:21 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01	Rush, anyone? The Big Money Big money goes around the world Big money underground Big money got a mighty voice Big money make no sound Big money pull a million strings Big money hold the prize Big money weave a mighty web Big money draw the flies Sometimes pushing people around Sometimes pulling out the rug Sometimes pushing all the buttons Sometimes pulling out the plug It's the power and the glory It's a war in paradise It's a cinderella story On a tumble of the dice Big money goes around the world Big money take a cruise Big money leave a mighty wake Big money leave a bruise Big money make a million dreams Big money spin big deals Big money make a mighty head Big money spin big wheels Sometimes building ivory towers Sometimes knocking castles down Sometimes building you a stairway Lock you underground It's that old-time religion it's the kingdom they would rule It's the fool on television Getting paid to play the fool Big money goes around the world Big money give and take Big money done a power of good Big money make mistakes Big money got a heavy hand Big money take control Big money got a mean streak Big money got no soul Proud graduate of Spitfire421's School of Altered Reality I am a victim of the science age, a child of the storm

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