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NJDude
posted on 02-24-2001 @ 11:22 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 00
Karn Evil 9

Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends
We're so glad you could attend
Come inside! Come inside!
There behind a glass is a real blade of grass
be careful as you pass.
Move along! Move along!

Come inside, the show's about to start
guaranteed to blow your head apart
Rest assured you'll get your money's worth
The greatest show in Heaven, Hell or Earth.
You've got to see the show, it's a dynamo.
You've got to see the show, it's rock and roll ....

Soon the Gypsy Queen in a glaze of Vaseline
Will perform on guillotine
What a scene! What a scene!
Next upon the stand will you please extend a hand
to Alexander's Ragtime Band
Roll up! Roll up! Roll up!
See the show!

Performing on a stool we've a sight to make you drool
Seven virgins and a mule
Keep it cool. Keep it cool.
We would like it to be known the exhibits that were shown
were exclusively our own,
All our own. All our own.
Come and see the show! Come and see the show! Come and see the show!
See the show!






Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 02-24-2001 @ 11:28 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
Yes, welcome back to the machine....

Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.
Where have you been? It's alright, we know where you've been.
You've been in the pipeline, filling in time,
provided with toys and 'Scouting for Boys'.
You bought a guitar to punish your ma,
And you didn't like school, and you know you're nobody's fool,
So welcome to the machine.

Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.
What did you dream? It's alright we told you what to dream.
You dreamed of a big star.
He played a mean guitar.
And he always ate in the Steak Bar.
He loved to drive in his Jaguar.
So welcome to the machine.


~Matt/Froy from Jersey
The Hell Hole

Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post.

Also providing total immunity to Fayth
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-25-2001 @ 12:33 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70

WELCOME BACK KOTTER
OPENING THEME

Welcome back,
Your dreams were your ticket out.
Welcome back,
To that same old place
that you laughed about.

Well, the names have all changed
since you hung around,
But those dreams have remained
and they've turned around.

Who'dve thought they'd lead ya?
(Who'dve thought they'd lead ya?)
Back here where we need ya?
(Back here where we need ya?)

Yeah, we tease him a lot,
Cuz we've got him on the spot.
Welcome back.

Welcome back, welcome back
welcome back. Welcome back,
welcome back, welcome back.

Welcome back.
We always could spot a friend.
Welcome back.
And I smile when I think
how you must've been.




Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly
guest you've brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all
& gives us wings where we had shoulders
smooth as raven's claws
--Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)


This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 2-25-01 @ 12:36 AM
Mr. Brownstone
posted on 02-25-2001 @ 2:15 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Welcome to where time stands still
no one leaves and no one will
Moon is full, never seems to change
just labeled mentally deranged
Dream the same thing every night
I see our freedom in my sight
No locked doors, No windows barred
No things to make my brain seem scarred


Sleep my friend and you will see
that dream is my reality
They keep me locked up in this cage
can't they see it's why my brain says Rage


Sanitarium, leave me be
Sanitarium, just leave me alone


Build my fear of what's out there
and cannot breathe the open air
Whisper things into my brain
assuring me that I'm insane
They think our heads are in their hands
but violent use brings violent plans
Keep him tied, it makes him well
he's getting better, can't you tell?


No more can they keep us in
Listen, damn it, we will win
They see it right, they see it well
but they think this saves us from our hell


Sanitarium, leave me be
Sanitarium, just leave me alone
Sanitarium, just leave me alone


Fear of living on
natives getting restless now
Mutiny in the air
got some death to do
Mirror stares back hard
Kill, it's such a friendly word
seems the only way
for reaching out again.





I see stupid people...They're everywhere...They don't know they're stupid...



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