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virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 4:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Dumb


I'm not like them
But I can pretend
The sun is gone
But I have a light
The day is done
But I'm having fun

I think I'm dumb
or maybe just happy
Think I'm just happy
my heart is broke
But I have some glue
help me inhale
And mend it with you
We'll float around
And hang out on clouds
Then we'll come down
And have a hangover... have a hangover

Skin the sun
Fall asleep
Wish away
The soul is cheap
Lesson learned
Wish me luck
Soothe the burn
Wake me up

I'm not like them
But I can pretend
The sun is gone
But I have a light
The day is done
But I'm having fun

I think I'm dumb







SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 4:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Hey, bestest friend, I know I'm dumb


PLATEAU

Many a hand has scaled the grand old face of the plateau
Some belong to strangers, and some to folks you know
Holy ghosts and talk show hosts are planted in the sand
To beautify the foothills, shake the many hands

There's nothing on the top but a bucket and a mop
And an illustrated book about birds
You'll see a lot up there but don't be scared
Who needs action when you got words

You finish with the mop and you can stop and look at what you've done
The plateau's clean, no dirt to be seen, and the work, it was fun

Many a hand's began to scan around for the next plateau
Some say it was greenland, and some say mexico
Others decided it was nowhere except for where they stood
But those were all just guesses, wouldn't help you if they could








Do I listen to pop music because I'm miserable?
Or am I miserable because I listen to pop music?

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Drunk Boy
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 6:45 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Pennyroyal Tea


I'm on my time with everyone
I have very bad posture

Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea
Distill the life that's inside of me
Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea
I'm anemic royalty

Give me a Leonard Cohen afterworld
So I can sigh eternally
I'm so tired I can't sleep
I'm anemic royalty
I'm a liar and a thief
I'm anemic royalty

I'm on warm milk and laxatives
Cherry-flavored antacids

Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea
Distill the life that's inside of me
I'm anemic royalty (x2)




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Banana_juice
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 8:58 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01

Where Did You Sleep Last Night


(by Leadbelly)
My girl, my girl, don't lie to me
Tell me where did you sleep last night
In the pines, in the pines
Where the sun don't ever shine
I would shiver the whole night through
My girl, my girl, where will you go
I'm going where the cold wind blows
Her husband, was a hard working man
Just about a mile from here
His head was found in a driving wheel
But his body never was found





proud graduate of Newbie University. Honor Student of Lord Magus's class.
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American Fing Psycho
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 1:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Lithium

I'm so happy because today
I've found my friends ...
They're in my head
I'm so ugly, but that's okay, cause so are you...
We've broken our mirrors
Sunday morning is everyday for all I care...
And I'm not scared
Light my candles in a daze...
Cause I've found god - hey, hey, hey
I'm so lonely but that's okay I shaved my head...
And I'm not sad
And just maybe I'm to blame for all I've heard...
But I'm not sure
I'm so excited, I can't wait to meet you there...
But I don't care
I'm so horny but that's okay...
My will is good - hey, hey, hey

I like it - I'm not gonna crack
I miss you - I'm not gonna crack
I love you - I'm not gonna crack
I kill you - I'm not gonna crack





Props to Pantera
"Hey i never said I was a good drunk"
"I don't hate the seals. I just hate the enjoyment they give to people." Bachman
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posted on 05-04-2001 @ 1:29 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00

You Pretend You're High
Pretend You're Bored
You Pretend You're Anything
Just To Be Adored
And What You Need
Is What You Get

Don't Believe In Fear
Don't Believe In Faith
Don't Believe In Anything
That You Can't Break

You Stupid Girl
You Stupid Girl
All You Had You Wasted
All You Had You Wasted

What Drives You On
Can Drive You Mad
A Million Lies To Sell Yourself
Is All You Ever Had

Don't Believe In Love
Don't Believe In Hate
Don't Believe In Anything
That You Can't Waste

You Stupid Girl
You Stupid Girl
Can't Believe You Fake It
Can't Believe You Fake It

Don't Believe In Fear
Don't Believe In Pain
Don't Believe In Anyone
That You Can't Tame

You Stupid Girl
You Stupid Girl
All You Had You Wasted
All You Had You WasTed
You Stupid Girl
You Stupid Girl
I Can't Believe You Fake It
I Can't Believe You Fake It

You Stupid Girl
You Stupid Girl
Can't Believe You Fake It
Can't Believe You Fake It

You Stupid Girl


... Hey, when VG posts a "II think I'm dumb" topic, how can I resist posting "Stupid girl"?? lol


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"It's hard to garble nawdle zous,
With all these marbles in my mouth"

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This message was edited by Lord Magus on 5-4-01 @ 1:37 PM
virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 4:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:


... Hey, when VG posts a "II think I'm dumb" topic, how can I resist posting "Stupid girl"?? lol

FU Magus :)


About A Girl


I need an easy friend
I do... with an ear to lend
I do... think you fit this shoe
I do... won't you have a clue

I'll take advantage while
You hang me out to dry
But I can't see you every night
Free

I'm standing in your line
I do... hope you have the time
I do... pick a number too
I do... keep a date with you



fatty chopped meat
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 6:55 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
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Justin Credible is under my wing since 4-12-01



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