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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: A Little Stephen for ya.... | ||||
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| Austin 3:16 The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich | posted on 06-03-2001 @ 8:31 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01  | I made love to you all night long and I got up to write you a song I watched you sleep and I fell in love you must have been sent from heaven above don't think you could never do no wrong Then you farted...Oh girl you farted.... First I thought that it was kinda cute I suppressed a smile when I heard your girly poot but then the smell came wafting by and brought a little tear drop to my eye think that I'll go slepp out on the couch... Cause you farted It can make milk curtle make your skin crawl make the paint peel off of the wall I won't be sleep under them covers no more since the hot winds blew from out your back door Baby... it sure has been a gas but I can't live life fearin of your ass so I gather up my clothes and my old dog bill and moved back to my house a the top of the hill Well old boy I guess it just you and me..... Then he farted....  Graduate of Sephiroth's school of newbies. If u want to u can Write me fan mail | ||||
| My Turn in the Barrel Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard | posted on 06-03-2001 @ 8:40 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Thank you, dear lady For being my Mom You did all my homework You took me to prom And I was the only guy Who got lucky that night. | ||||
| jerichoholic1 | posted on 06-04-2001 @ 9:49 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | Nice! This id definitely one of Stephen's best songs. It kicks ass!!! Adopted by Sephiroth.Thx 4 the pic Austin 3:16. | ||||
| mikeWOW | posted on 06-04-2001 @ 9:58 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | look at you guys finally bringing lynch into the music section! "i hate people that dont get it!" | ||||
| Austin 3:16 The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich | posted on 06-04-2001 @ 10:51 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | One of my favs...I completely typed it from memory I bought a gerbil at the petting zoo If Richard Gere can do it I can too I get undressed I start to lube I stick the Gerbil in the end of the tube Wondering just how he’ll feel Will he like it better than his little wheel? Careful now he’s right beside me One more inch and he’s inside me Gooooooooooooooooooooo Gerbil Goooooooooooooooooooooooooo Burrow harder Burrow deeper Be my little chimney sweeper One thing I forgot about How am I supposed to get you out? So now my Gerbils on easy street It warm and cozy and there’s plenty to eat The situation is beyond my control Gotta find a way to get him out of his hole I tried crowbars I tried wires I almost had him with a pair of pliers I tried cheese but he’s not biting I wish this wasn’t so exciting Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Gerbil Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Jesus I am such a sucker Please get out you furry mother ha I think I am getting ill Suddenly he’s very very still…. Now it’s too late my Gerbil died I guess I have committed Gerbicide Here’s some advice Its very clear cut If you love your Gerbil….. Don’t stick em up your but…..Don’t stick em up your but…..little furry Gerbil in your booty hole….. Graduate of Sephiroth's school of newbies. If u want to u can Write me fan mail This message was edited by Austin 3:16 on 6-4-01 @ 11:06 PM | ||||
| BaLLooN NoT | posted on 06-06-2001 @ 9:48 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | i love this song its deffinataly 1 of my favs , SIG PIC CREATED BY AUSTIN 3:16 E-Mail Me METS will go ALL THE WAY THIS YEAR !!!!!!!!!!! Yankees & the Braves SUCK !!!!!!!! | ||||
| My Turn in the Barrel Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:42 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Cuz im fuckin bored I'd be Awesome Man. I'd fly around the world fighting crime According to my Awesome Plan. And if I saw criminals trying to lie Hurting other people and making them cry I'd haul them off to jail in my Awesome Van. Because I would be Awesome Man. If I could be a Superhero, I would be Drug-Free Boy. Telling the world of the evils of drugs, and the lives that they destroy. And all of the junkies getting so high With their needles and bongs and sticks made of thai I'd burn them alive and I'd squeal with joy. Cuz I would be Drug-Free Boy. If I could be a Superhero, I'd be Immigration Dude I'd send all the foreigners back to their homes For easting up all of our food For taking out welfare and best jobs to boot Like landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruit I'd pass lots of laws to get rid of their brood Becasue I would be Imigration Dude. If you could be a Superhero, Would you be Justice Guy? MAking sure people get what they deserve, Especially women who lie Like if a wife left her huband with three kids and no job To run off to f---ing Hawaii with some doctor named Bob You could skin them and drain them of blood til they die Especially Bob Or you could be subtle, I didn't mean to be vague Give her Mad Cow disease & let him die of the plague As long as they suffer for their terrible lie Especially Bob Cuz then you'd be Justice Guy. Then you would be a Superhero, like me. When I was a boy of 10 I had a very special friend Fred was kind, with good intent, But just a little different... Oh, Special Fred, Mamma dropped him on his head Now he's not so bright, instead, he's a little bit special. Just a little bit.... We'd play tag, and he'd get hurt I'd play soldier, he'd eat dirt I liked math, & the spelling bee Fred liked talking to a tree... Oh, Special Fred, Mamma dropped him on his head now she keeps him in the shed, he's a little bit special. Just a little bit.... I ran track and hung out in malls Fred ran headfirst into walls I had girls, and lots of clothes Fred had names for all his toes..... Oh, Special Fred, Mamma dropped him on his head now he thinks he's a piece of bread, he's a little bit special. Just a little bit.... One day talking to Special Fred He grabbed a brick and swung it at my head And as he laughed at me, thats when I knew That Special Fred just made me Special too Now I laugh as I coount bugs I give strangers great big hugs Next to me, Fred is fine yeah he's f---ing Einstein. Oh, Special Fred (and me), Mamma dropped him on his head Now we're not right in the head, We're a little bit special. Just a little bit.... Just a little bit special We're just a little bit special That bastard Fred made me Special Just a little bit special HUsh little girl, baby don't cry - tonight Daddy is here and he'll sing you a soft lullaby - tonight Why can't it all be like it was, before? How can I explain why mommy isn't here anymore? 'Cuz daddy likes porno and ten-dollar whore Daddy gets wasted and robs liquor stores Daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus- I think thats why mommy left us. Thats why mommy left us. Hush little girl, there is no reason to fret - tonight Don't mind the smoke, daddy just wants to forget - tonight Soon it will all be like it was before Any minute, she will walk throught that fornt door... But Daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer Then he wants sex that involves mommy's rear Daddy has sores on his naughty parts oozing with pus... I think that's why mommy left us. Please don't cry, I swear I'll try T be home by your side Right after Daddy gets home from the bar, Vists his bookie and steals a new car, He'll drive to the strip club, and if he plays his cards right, He'll bring home your new mommy tonight Laddy dy, laddy dy dy de dy Laddy dy, laddy dy dy de dy Laddy dy, laddy dy dy de dy Laddy dy, laddy dy dy de dy She's part girl, and she's part boy She's got parts everyone can enjoy She's got more, and she's got less She's got her manhood tucked in her dress Yeah Is she a mister, is she a miss? Does she stand up when she's taking a piss? She's my little girl, yeah, she's my little guy When I try to please her I get poked in the eye She wears lace, yeah, she wears flannel She watches football and the Lifetime channel What's that bulge under her nightie? It must me Hermaphrodite! Some things are white, some things are black Some girls wear makeup, mine shaves her back She's still beautiful, she's still fine It's too bad her package is bigger than mine.... She can't help her imperfections She gets jock itch from her yeast infections Who stole all my tightie whities? It must be Hermaphrodite! Yeah, yeeeeeeeaaah Hermaphrodite Here we are, dear old friend You and I, drunk again Laughs have been had, tears have been shared Maybe the whiskey's gone to my head But if I were gay, I'd give you my heart And if I were gay, you'd be my work of art And if I were gay, we would swim in romance But I'm not gay, so get your hand out of my pants. It's not that I don't care - I do I just don't see myself in you Another time, another scene I'd be right behind you, if you know what I mean! But if I were gay, I'd give you my soul And if I were gay, I'd give you my (w)hole (being) And if I were gay, we would tear down the walls But I'm not gay, so won't you stop cupping my- hands We've never hugged, we've never kissed I've never been intimate with your fist But you have opened up new doors Get over here and drop.....your....drawers!! When the game of life makes you feel like quittin', It helps a lot if you kill a kitten Mark my words, cuz from where I'm sittin, You can't go wrong if you kill a kitten. There's no crime that you'll be commitin' I know the law, you can kill a kitten. If you need yarn for that scarf you're knittin' Youll get plenty when you kill a kitten Feed it turpentine, or break its spine, Crush it with your shoe, as long as you... Kill a kitten If the one you love isn't quite as smitten, She'll like you more if you kill a kitten Flush it down the can, hit it with your hand, Drown it in a lake, bake a kitty cake Throw it at a train, make it snort cocaine Stick some TNT up its little T Do what you must do, as long as you... Kill a kitten Killing kittens isn't easy, And if the thought makes you feel queasy, Grab a pitchfork from the shed, And kill a puppydog instead! Kill a kitten, kill a kitten, for a mitten Kill a kitten (4x) Kill.... I'm like a chocoholic, but for booze. | ||||
| Austin 3:16 The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 11:59 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Very nice job My turn in the Barrel All my days I live with my disgrace I’m afraid to show my face Or at least take of my underwear, See I was born like a halfway neutered pet I don’t have a matching set It’s a part of me that just aint there, please don’t stare Well I’m a gambin man without two dice I’m like Uncle Ben with only one grain of rice Oh to have to testies would be so nice But I’m half a man yeah I’m half a man Wanna die and all just call it quits I can’t find a cup that fits And in baseball games I feel so dumb when I hear BALL ONE Oh my god how could you have been so cruel To give me one family jewel And the one that’s there must feel so sad he a lonely man Well I’m a marathon runner with just one leg I’m a fallopian with just one egg Oh, I want another testie do I have to beg? Or be half…yeah I’m half a man Well I’m a tweedle Dee with no tweedle dum And I’m a siskel and Ebert with just one thumb And I’m a yo ho ho with no bottle of rum I’m just half a man yeah I’m half a man… Bitch Had to see you one last time There’s something on my mind How do I say what needs to be said? Words are hard to find How about bitch give me my money I want my money and I want it fast Hey bitch give me my money Else I’m bout to take it out yo ass.  Graduate of Sephiroth's school of newbies. If u want to u can Write me fan mail | ||||
| Gamepro100 G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Gameshark Thinktank | posted on 06-08-2001 @ 1:36 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | hey anyone know a good lyrics site. except hitbox.com Thanx to Austin 3:16,and jerichoholic1. You can e-mail me at eugene110@msn.com my sn is gamepro100 I have been adopted by adolescentmasturbator | ||||
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