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mckinks
posted on 06-10-2001 @ 7:58 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
In honor of the ticket I got on rt.78 this afternoon.
I Can't Drive 55
Sammy Hagar
One foot on the brake and one on the gas, hey!
Well, there's too much traffic, I can't pass, no!
So I tried my best illegal move
Well, baby, black and white come and touched my groove again!
Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55! Oh No!
Uh!

So I signed my name on number 24, hey!
Yeah the judge said, "Boy, just one more
We're gonna throw your ass in the city joint"
Looked me in the eye, said, "You get my point?"
I said Yea!, Oh yea!
Write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55!

Oh, yea!

I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
Uh!

(Solo)

When I drive that slow, you know it's hard to steer.
And I can't get get my care out of second gear.
What used to take two hours now takes all day. Huh!
It took me 16 hours to get to L.A.
Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55!

No, no no,
I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive 55!




"Some folks trust to reason others trust to might,
I don't trust to nothin', but I know it comes out right."

This message was edited by mckinks on 6-10-01 @ 8:32 PM
Kim
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 9:17 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
McKinks...just for you :)

Driving Lesson


Car, car, car, car, car, car

Let's get behind the wheel,
We'll go driving
To the mountains,
To the rooftops.

We can take it NICE and SLOW,
I'll be driving
To the iceburgs,
To the edges

Car, get in the car,
Car, get in the car.

Heading to the clouds,
Past the buildings
By the harbor,
Through the storm.

Tear across the page,
By the marker
Leave the light on,
By the boy's side.

Car, get in the car,
Car, get in the car.

I can make an honest man of you,
I can make you clean if you want me to,
I can make you go very far,
Just take the car.

Get in the car,
Car, get in the car
Take the car ( gotta feel to make it real )





They're crawling out of the woodwork! Idiots everywhere!!!

I don't know what is worse the assholes who create speculation threads or newbies who think they know everything...sheesh!

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 9:35 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
Round round get around
I get around
Yeah
Get around round round I get around
I get around
Get around round round I get around
From town to town
Get around round round I get around
I'm a real cool head
Get around round round I get around
I'm makin' real good bread

I'm gettin' bugged driving up and down the same old strip
I gotta finda new place where the kids are hip

My buddies and me are getting real well known
Yeah, the bad guys know us and they leave us alone

I get around
Get around round round I get around
From town to town
Get around round round I get around
I'm a real cool head
Get around round round I get around
I'm makin' real good bread
Get around round round I get around
I get around
Round
Get around round round oooo
Wah wa ooo
Wah wa ooo
Wah wa ooo

We always take my car cause it's never been beat
And we've never missed yet with the girls we meet

None of the guys go steady cause it wouldn't be right
To leave their best girl home now on Saturday night

I get around
Get around round round I get around
From town to town
Get around round round I get around
I'm a real cool head
Get around round round I get around
I'm makin' real good bread
Get around round round I get around
I get around
Round
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

Round round get around
I get around
Yeah
Get around round round I get around
Get around round round I get around
Wah wa ooo
Get around round round I get around
Oooo ooo ooo
Get around round round I get around
Ahh ooo ooo
Get around round round I get around
Ahh ooo ooo
Get around round round I get around
Ahh ooo ooo




Tripod Fucking Sucks Ass, bastards shut down my site which really only had sounds but a way for others to download it
Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney
Read my column at Foundry
Kim
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 7:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Drive


Who's gonna tell you when
It's too late
Who's gonna tell you things
Aren't so great
You can't go on
Thinking nothing's wrong
Who's gonna drive you home tonight

Who's gonna pick you up
When you fall
Who's gonna hang it up
When you call
Who's gonna pay attention
To your dreams
Who's gonna plug their ears
When you scream

You can't go on
Thinking nothing's wrong
Who's gonna drive you home tonight

Who's gonna hold you down
When you shake
Who's gonna come around
When you break

You can't go on
Thinking nothing's wrong
Who's gonna drive you home tonight





They're crawling out of the woodwork! Idiots everywhere!!!

I don't know what is worse the assholes who create speculation threads or newbies who think they know everything...sheesh!

Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 10:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
Fuel

Gimme fuel
Gimme fire
Gimme that which I desire Ooh
Ssha
Yeah
Turn on ...I see red
Adrenaline crash and crack my head
Nitro junkie, paint me dead
And I see red
A hundred plus through black and white
War horse
Warhead
Fuck 'em man, white knuckle tight
Through black and white
Ooh
On I burn
Fuel is pumping engines
Burning hard, loose, and clean
And on I burn
Churning my direction
Quench my thirst with gasoline
So gimme fuel
Gimme fire
Gimme that which I desire
Yeah
Turn on beyond the bone
Swallow future
Spit out home
Burn your face upon the chrome
Yeah hey hey, oh yeah
Take the corner, join the crash, shaa
Head lights
Headlines
Another junkie lives too fast
Yeah, lives way too fast
Fast, fast, fast, ooh whoa
Ooh
On I burn
Fuel is pumping engines
Burning hard, loose, and clean
And on I burn
Churning my direction
Quench my thirst with gasoline
So gimme fuel
Gimme fire
Gimme that which I desire
Ooh, yeah
White knuckle tight
Gimme fuel
Give me fire
My desire
Ooh
On I burn
Fuel is pumping engines
Burning hard, loose, and clean
And on and on
Churning my direction
Quench my thirst with gasoline
Gimme fuel
Gimme fire
Gimme that which I desire
Ooh
On I burn


FUCK YOU TEQUILA

White collared conservative flashing down the street
Pointing their plastic fingers at me
They're hoping soon my kind will drop and die
But I'm gonna wave my freak flag high, high




Proud adopter of

Ziggyjr on 6/3
and
Harey Carey on 6/4
atomic punk
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 11:24 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Highway Star

Nobody gonna take my car
I'm gonna race it to the ground
Nobody gonna beat my car
It's gonna break the speed of sound
Oooh it's a killing machine
It's got everything
Like a driving power
big fat tires and everything

I love it and I need it
I bleed it yeah it's a wild hurricane
Alright hold tight I'm a highway star

Nobody gonna take my girl
I'm gonna keep her to the end
Nobody gonna have my girl
She stays close on every bend
Oooh she's a killing machine
She's a moving mouth body control
and everything

I love her I need her
I seed her
Yeah She turns me on
Alright hold on tight
I'm a highway star

Nobody gonna take my head
I got speed inside my brain
Nobody gonna steal my head
Now that i'm on the road again
Oooh i'm in heaven again i've got everything
Like a moving ground an open road
and everything

I love it and I need it
I seed it
eight cylinders all mine
Alright hold on tight
I'm a highway star

Nobody gonna take my car
I'm gonna race it to the ground
Nobody gonna beat my car
It's gonna break the speed of sound
Oooh it's a killing machine
It's got everything like a driving power big
fat tyres and everything

I love it and I need it
I bleed it
Yeah it's a wild hurricane
Alright hold on tight
I'm a highway star, I'm a highway star
I'm a highway star






Proud graduate of Spitfire421's School of Altered Reality


I am a victim of the science age, a child of the storm



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