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heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 8:58 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
What It Feels Like For A Girl

Girls can wear jeans
And cut their hair short
Wear shirts and boots
'Cuz it's okay to be a boy
But for a boy to look like a girl is degrading
Because you think that being a girl is degrading
But secretly you'd love to to know what it's like
wouldn't you?
What it feels like for a girl?

Silky smooth
Lips as sweet as candy, baby
Tight blue jeans
Skin that shows in patches
Strong inside but you don’t know it
Good little girls they never show it
When you open up your mouth to speak
Could you be a little weak?

Do you know what it feels like
For a girl?
Do you know what it feels like in this world
For a girl?

Hair that twirls on finger tips so gently, baby
Hands that rest on jutting hips repenting
Hurt that’s not supposed to show and
Tears that fall when no one knows
When you’re trying hard to be your best
Could you be a little less?

Do you know what it feels like
For a girl?
Do you know what it feels like in this world
For a girl?

Do you know what it feels like
For a girl?
Do you know what it feels like in this world
For a girl?

Strong inside but you don’t know it
Good little girls they never show it
When you open up your mouth to speak
Could you be a little weak?

Do you know what it feels like
For a girl?
Do you know what it feels like in this world
For a girl?

Do you know what it feels like
For a girl?
Do you know what it feels like in this world
For a girl?

In this world
Do you know?
Do you know?
Do you know what it feels like
For a girl?

What it feels like in this world







How's that working out for you, being clever?

OPM * chick
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 1:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
Has anybody seen the video to that song? They don't show it on tv 'cause it has a lot of violence, so I saw it on dvd and it's wicked.


Just A Girl



Take this pink ribbon off my eyes
I'm exposed
And it's no big surprise
Don't you think I know
Exactly where I stand
This world is forcing me
To hold your hand

'Cause I'm just a girl, little ol' me
Don't let me out of your sight
I'm just a girl, all pretty and petite
So don't let me have any rights
Oh... I've had it up to here!

The moment that I step outside
So many reasons
For me to run and hide
I can't do the little things
I hold so dear
'Cause it's all those little things
That I fear

'Cause I'm just a girl,
I'd rather not be
'Cause they won't let me drive
Late at night
I'm just a girl,
Guess I'm some kind of freak
'Cause they all sit and stare
With their eyes
I'm just a girl,
Take a good look at me
Just your typical prototype
Oh... I've had it up to here!
Oh... am I making myself clear?

I'm just a girl
I'm just a girl in the world...
That's all that you'll let me be!

I'm just a girl, living in captivity
Your rule of thumb
Makes me worry some
I'm just a girl, what's my destiny?
What I've succumbed to
Is making me numb
I'm just a girl, my apologies
What I've become is so burdensome
I'm just a girl, lucky me
Twiddle-dum there's no comparison

Oh... I've had it up to...
Oh... I've had it up to...
Oh... I've had it up to here.






1st girl graduate of Jon Benet Norton's school of kid touching

~* here comes a storm in the form of a girl *~


Kim
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 7:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Jewel
I'm Sensitive


I was thinking that I might fly today
Just to disprove all the things that you say
It doesn't take a talent to be mean
You words can crush things that are unseen
So please be careful with me, I'm sensitive
And I'd like to stay that way
You always tell me that it's impossible
To be respected, and be a girl
Why's it gotta be so complicated
Why you gotta tell me if I'm hated
So please be careful with me, I'm sensitive
And I'd like to stay that way
I was thinking, that it might do some good
If we robbed the cynics and took all their food
That way what they believe will have taken place
And we can give it everybody who have some faith
So please be careful with me, I'm sensitive
And I'd like to stay that way
I have this theory, that if we told we're bad
Then that's the only idea we'll ever have
But maybe if we are surrounded in beauty
Someday we will become what we see
'Cause anyone can start a conflict
It's harder yet to disregard it
I'd rather see the world from another angle
We are everyday angels
Be careful with me 'cause I'd like to stay that way





They're crawling out of the woodwork! Idiots everywhere!!!

I don't know what is worse the assholes who create speculation threads or newbies who think they know everything...sheesh!

Canthandlemybooty
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 8:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
I'm Every Woman

Whatever you want
Whatever you need
Anything you want done baby
I'll do it naturally
Cuz I'm every woman (every woman)
It's all in me
It's all in me

Chorus:
I'm every woman
It's all in me
Anything you want done baby
I'll do it naturally
I'm every woman
It's all in me
I can read your thoughts right now
Every word from A to Z (woh woh woh)

I can cast a spell
Secrets you can't tell
Mix a special groove
Put fire inside of you
Anytime you feel danger or fear
Then instantly, I will appear

Repeat Chorus

I can sense your needs
Like rain unto the seeds
I can make a rhyme
Of confusion in your mind
And when it comes
To some good old-fashioned love
I got it, I got it
got it got it baby

Repeat Chorus

I ain't braggin'
Cuz I'm the one
Just ask me
Ooh it shall be done
Don't bother to compare
I got it got it
got it got it baby

Repeat Chorus

I'm every woman (Chaka!)
I'm every woman (Chaka!)
Hehehe my girl!



Ballon Not made my sig pic...thanx :)

"I once thought i had mono for an entire year...
It turns out i was just really bored"


Mr. Brownstone
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 7:23 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00


I Kissed A Girl - Jill Sobule

Jenny came over and told me 'bout Fred
"He's such a hairy behemoth", she said
"Dumb as a box of hammers
But he's such a handsome guy"

And I opened up and I told her about Larry
And yesterday, how he asked me to marry
I'm not giving him an answer yet
I think I can do better

So we laughed, compared notes
We had a drink, we had a smoke
She took off her over coat
I kissed a girl
I kissed a girl

So she called home to say she'd be late
He said he'd worried, but now, he feels safe
"I'm glad you're with your girlfriend
Tell her hi for me"

So I looked at you, you had guilt in your eyes
But it only lasted a little while
And then I felt your hand
Above my knee

And we laughed at the world
They can have their diamonds
And we'll have our pearls
I kissed a girl
I kissed a girl

I kissed a girl, her lips were sweet
She was just like kissing me
I kissed a girl, won't change the world
But I'm so glad I kissed a girl

And we laughed at the world
They can have their diamonds
And we'll have our pearls
I kissed a girl

For the first time
I kissed a girl
And I may do it again
I kissed a girl
I kissed a girl

I kissed a girl, her lips were sweet
She was just like kissing me, but better, I kissed a girl
I kissed a girl, won't change the world
But I'm so glad I kissed a girl
For the first time

I kissed a girl
I kissed a girl
I kissed a girl...





There is a theory which states that if anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another which staes this has already happened. ---Douglas Adams

Now seeking junior Brownstones to adopt


I see stupid people...They're everywhere...They don't know they're stupid...
Kim
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 8:46 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Girls Got Rhythm


I've been around the world
I've seen a million girls
Ain't one of them got
What my lady she's got
She steals the spotlight
Knocks me off my feet
She's enough to start a landslide
Just a walkin' down the street
Wearing dresses so tight
And looking dynamite
Enough to blow me out
No doubt about it can't live without it

The girl's got rhythm
The girl's got rhythm
She's got the backseat rhythm
The girl's got rhythm

She's like a lethal brand
Too much for any man
She gives me first degree
She really satisfies me
Love me till I'm legless
Aching and sore
Enough to stop a freight train
Or start the Third World War
You know I'm losin' sleep
I'm in too deep
And my body needs love
No doubt about it can't live without it

You know she moves like sin
And when she lets me in
It's like liquid love
No doubt about it can't live without it

You know she really got the rhythm
She's got the backseat rhythm
Rock 'n' roll rhythm
The girl's got rhythm



Guard within yourself that treasure, kindness! ~GS
So what if I'm a good girl? It doesn't mean I can't defend myself!
spitfire421
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 9:50 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Sour Girl

She turned away what was she looking at?
She was a Sour Girl the day that she met me
Hey! What are you looking at?
She was a happy girl the day that she left me
She turned away what was she looking at?
She was a Sour Girl the day that she met me
Hey! What are you looking at?
She was a happy girl when she left me

What would you do?
What would you do if I followed you?
What would you do if I follow?

Don't turn away, what are you looking at?
He was so happy on the day that he met her
Say, what are you looking at?
I was a Superman but looks are decieving
The rollercoaster ride's a lonely one
I'd pay a ransom note to stop it from steaming
Hey! What are you looking at?
She was a teenage girl when she met me...

What would you do?
What would you do if I followed you?
What wouod you do if I follow?

The girl got reasons, they all got reasons

Hey! What are you looking at?
She was a happy girl the day that she left me
The day that she left me
She was a happy girl the day that she left me
She was a Sour Girl the day that she met me
The day that she left me







Silent hell on the marble slab
The best trip that I've ever had
Higher than a jet plane, pass it around
My drinks on empty, need another round

I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Is this the best that you can do?
I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Higher than a jet plane with you
Kim
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 11:16 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Girl You'll Be A Woman Soon


Girl, you’ll be a woman... soon

I love you so much, can’t count all the ways
I’ve died for you girl and all they can say is
"he’s not your kind"
they never get tired of putting me down
and I’ll never know when I come around
what I’m gonna find
don’t let them make up your mind.
don’t you know...

Girl, you’ll be a woman soon,
please, come take my hand
girl, you’ll be a woman soon,
soon, you’ll need a man

I’ve been misunderstood for all of my life
but what they’re saying girl it cuts like a knife
"the boy’s no good"
well I’ve finally found what I’m a looking for
but if they get their chance they’ll end it for sure
surely would
baby I’ve done all I could
now it’s up to you...

Girl, you’ll be a woman soon,
please, come take my hand
girl, you’ll be a woman soon,
soon, you’ll need a man

Girl, you’ll be a woman soon,
please, come take my hand
girl, you’ll be a woman soon,
soon but soon, you’ll need a man




Guard within yourself that treasure, kindness! ~GS
So what if I'm a good girl? It doesn't mean I can't defend myself!
mckinks
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 11:43 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Women Smarter

Let us put men and women together, see which one is smarter,
Some say men, but I say no, women got the men like a puppet show.

It ain't me it's the people that say, men are leading women astray,
I say, it's the women today, smarter than the men in every way,
That's right the women are smarter, the women are smarted that's right.

Little boy sitting in the corner and cry, big man come and ask him why,
He said "I can't do what the big boys do", the man sat down and he cried too.

It ain't me it's the people that say, men are leading women astray,
I say, it's the women today, smarter than the men in every way.
That's right the women are smarter, the women are smarted that's right

Ever since the world began women been imitating the ways of men,
But listen cause I've got a plan, give it up just don't try to understand.

It ain't me it's the people that say, men are leading women astray,
I say, it's the women today, smarter than the men in every way.
That's right the women are smarter, the women are smarted that's right

and

Breaking the Girl

I am a man, cut from the know
Rarely do friends, come and then go
She was a girl, soft but estranged
We were the two, our lives rearranged
Feeling so good that day
A feeling of love that day

Chorus :
Twisting and turning
Your feelings are burning
You're breaking the girl
She meant you no harm
Think you're so clever
But now you must sever
You're breaking the girl
He loves no one else

Raised by my dad, girl of the day
He was my man, that was the way
She was the girl, left alone
Feeling the need, to make me her home
I don't know what, when or why
The twilight of love had arrived



"Some folks trust to reason others trust to might,
I don't trust to nothin', but I know it comes out right."
Mr. Brownstone
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 1:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
GIRLSCHOOL - BRITNY FOX

C'mon girls!

(Verse 1)
A school bell rings off the day,
Brings in a stray a few girls at play.

Cut school, pink slips are fine,
For a good time there's boys on their minds.

A bad girl smoking in school,
Breaking the rules, acting real cool.

Talk about all the rock boys,
Back seat joys with some boy's toy.

(Chorus)

At the girlschool,
'Cause my baby broke all the rules.
At the girlschool,
'Cause my baby broke all the rules.

(Verse 2)

Saddle shoes, uniforms blue,
Love all the girls in the girlschool.

Traffic jam in the hallway,
Ooh I'm gonna stay, this makes my day.

Here they come, girls from the school,
Breaking the rules, hot on the loose.

My girl left right from school,
Came over to my house ooh!

(Sing Chorus X2)

You're staying after school.

At the girlschool,
'Cause my baby broke all the rules.
Girlschool,
'Cause my baby broke all the rules.

Pink slips, lips of wine,
For a good time, boys on ther minds.

At the girschool,
'Cause my baby broke all the rules.

(Sing Chorus X4)





There is a theory which states that if anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another which staes this has already happened. ---Douglas Adams

Now seeking junior Brownstones to adopt


I see stupid people...They're everywhere...They don't know they're stupid...
Kim
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 7:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I knew it from the start
You would break my heart
But you still I had to play this painful part
You rapped me 'round your itty bitty finger
With your magic smile
You kept me hangin' on a lovers cross a while
You put your spell on me
Took my breath away
But there was nothin' I could do to make you stay
I'm gonna miss you
All the love I feel for you
Nothing could make me change my point of view
Oh girl
I'm gonna miss you baby

Giving all the love I feel for you
Couldn't make you change your point of view
You're leavin'
Now I'm sittin' here, I'm wastin' my time
I just don't know what I should do

It's a tragedy for me
To see the dream is over
And I never will forget the day we met
Girl I'm gonna miss you

Like a honey bee
You took the best of me
Now I can't erase those memories
Like a fairy tale
You are so unreal
You left a scar that's so hard to heal
When you had a taste of paradise
Back on earth can feel
As cold as ice
I'm gonna miss you
I miss you



Guard within yourself that treasure, kindness! ~GS
So what if I'm a good girl? It doesn't mean I can't defend myself!
SweetAngel
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 7:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
BITCH

I hate the world today
You're so good to me
I know but I can't change
Tried to tell you
But you look at me like maybe
I'm an angel underneath
Innocent and sweet
Yesterday I cried
Must have been relieved to see
The softer side
I can understand how you'd be so confused
I don't envy you
I'm a little bit of everything
All rolled into one
Chorus:
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way
So take me as I am
This may mean
You'll have to be a stronger man
Rest assured that
When I start to make you nervous
And I'm going to extremes
Tomorrow I will change
And today won't mean a thing
Chorus
Just when you think, you got me figured out
The season's already changing
I think it's cool, you do what you do
And don't try to save me
Chorus
I'm a bitch, I'm a tease
I'm a goddess on my knees
When you hurt, when you suffer
I'm your angel undercover
I've been numb, I'm revived
Can't say I'm not alive
You know I wouldn't want it any other way



Proud graduate of the Brokenjaw school for newbies
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 8:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
LITTLE MISS STRANGE

No one knows where she comes from,
Maybe she’s a devil in disguise,
I can tell by looking in her eyes.
Little Miss Strange, Little Miss Strange.

Little Miss Strange came into my parlor.
I don’t know just what to ask her,
I don’t remember what we did after.
Little Miss Strange, Little Miss Strange.

Little Miss Strange came out of the darkness,
Walked across my head and stood beneath the lights.
I’m talking ‘bout the dream of the other night.
Strange, Little Miss Strange.



FUCK YOU TEQUILA

White collared conservative flashing down the street
Pointing their plastic fingers at me
They're hoping soon my kind will drop and die
But I'm gonna wave my freak flag high, high




Proud adopter of

Ziggyjr on 6/3
and
Harey Carey on 6/4
OPM * chick
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 8:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
NFG

~* boy crazy *~


some girls are crazy
just listen to what i have to say about it
you've gotta watch out for the beautiful ones
they'll twist your head right off your neck
and laugh about it with their friends
that's just one night for them
they target you with their eyes
and move with their lips
and it pulls you in
she shuts you down with her voice again
and now are you listening?
this song goes out to girls
that we haven't met just yet
this song is for stupid girls
who think that every boy is all about them
these girls are crazy
just listen to what i have to say about it
you've gotta watch out for the younger ones
they'll tightly wrap you around their fingers
and brag to all their friends
it's nothing but a game to them
they target you with their eyes
and move with their lips
and it pulls you in
she shuts you down with her voice again
and now are you listening?
this song goes out to girls
that we haven't met just yet
this song is for stupid girls
who think that every boy is all about them
you think you're on top of the world
when all the eyes are on you
just wait until your heart breaks
and you'll know how i felt when i wrote...





1st girl graduate of Jon Benet Norton's school of kid touching

~* here comes a storm in the form of a girl *~


Kim
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 9:07 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Styx
Lady


Lady when I'm with you I'm smiling
Give me all your love
Your hands build me up when I'm sinking
Touch me and my troubles all fade

Lady from the moment I saw you standing all alone
You gave all the love that I needed
So shy like a child who had grown
You're my

Lady of the morning
Love shines in your eyes
Sparkling, clear and lovely
You're my lady

Lady turn me on when I'm lonely
show me all your charms
Evenings when you lay down beside me
Take me gently into your arms
You're my.

Lady of the morning
Love shines in your eyes
Sparkling, clear and lovely
You're my lady



Guard within yourself that treasure, kindness! ~GS
So what if I'm a good girl? It doesn't mean I can't defend myself!
spitfire421
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 9:27 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
2-fer

My Girlfriend's Girlfriend

It's no secret we're close
As sweaty velcro
Like latex, fur and feathers
Stuck together
Now

In their '62 'vette
Sharing one cigarette
In a black light trance then
Go go dance
Then
Go go trance
Then

They keep me warm on cold nights
We must be quite a sight
In our meat triangle
All tangled
Wow

My girlfriend's girlfriend
She looks like you
My girlfriend's girlfriend
She's my girl too

Her and me an her and she and me
An uncrowded couple are we three
Hey we don't care what people say
When walking hand in hand down Kings Highway
Two for one today

My girlfriend's girlfriend
She looks like you
My girlfriend's girlfriend
She's my girl



Black no. 1 (Little Miss Scare-All)

She's in love with herself.
She likes the dark.
On her milk white neck.
The Devil's mark.
It's all Hallows Eve.
The moon is full.
Will she trick or treat.
I bet she will.

She's got a date at midnight.
With Nosferatu.
Oh baby, Lilly Munster.
Ain't got nothing on you.
Well when I called her evil.
She just laughed.
And cast that spell on me.
Boo Bitch Craft.

Yeah you wanna go out 'cause it's raining and blowing.
You can't go out 'cause your roots are showing.
Dye em black.
Black no. 1

Little wolf skin boots.
And clove cigarettes.
An erotic funeral.
For witch she's dressed.
Her perfume smells like.
Burning leaves.
Everyday is Halloween.

Loving you was like loving the dead.






Silent hell on the marble slab
The best trip that I've ever had
Higher than a jet plane, pass it around
My drinks on empty, need another round

I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Is this the best that you can do?
I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Higher than a jet plane with you
Jennitalia
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 5:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
She's Always a Woman

She can kill with a smile
She can wound with her eyes
She can ruin your faith with her casual lies
And she only reveals what she wants you to see
She hides like a child
But she's always a woman to me

She can lead you to live
She can take your or leave you
She can ask for the truth
But she'll never believe you
And she'll take what you give her as long as it's free
She steals like a thief
But she's always a woman to me

CHORUS
Oh-she takes care of herself
She can wait if she wants
She's ahead of her time
Oh-and she never gives out
And she never gives in
She just changes her mind

She will promise you more
Than the Garden of Eden
Then she'll carelessly cut you
And laugh while you're bleedin'
But she'll bring out the best
And the worst you can be
Blame it all on yourself
Cause she's always a woman to me

CHORUS

She is frequently kind
And she's suddenly cruel
She can do as she pleases
She's nobody's fool
But she can't be convicted
She's earned her degree
And the most she will do
Is throw shadows at you
But she's always a woman to me





Canthandlemybooty
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 7:26 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
Man! I Feel Like A Woman!

I'm going out tonight-I'm feelin' alright
Gonna let it all hang out
Wanna make some noise-really raise my voice
Yeah, I wanna scream and shout

No inhibitions-make no conditions
Get a little outta line
I ain't gonna act politically correct
I only wanna have a good time

The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...

Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!

The girls need a break-tonight we're gonna take
The chance to get out on the town
We don't need romance-we only wanna dance
We're gonna let our hair hang down

The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...

Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!

The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...

Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!

I get totally crazy
Can you feel it
Come, come, come on baby
I feel like a woman



:)Balloon Not made my sig pic...thanx :)

I shake my booty at every chance.
When i whip my hips you slip into a trance.

Kim
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 8:32 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
What a girl wants, what a girl needs
Whatever makes me happy and sets you free
What a girl wants, what a girl needs
Whatever keeps me in your arms

I wanna thank you for giving me time to breathe
Like a rock, you waited so patiently
While I got it together, while I figured it out
I only looked, but I never touched
'Cause in my heart was a picture of us
Holding hands, making plans
And it's lucky for me, you understand

What a girl wants, what a girl needs
Whatever makes me happy and sets you free
And I'm thanking you for knowing exactly
What a girl wants, what a girl needs
Whatever keeps me in your arms
And I'm thanking you for being there for me

A weaker man might have walked away
But you had faith strong enough
To move over and understand while I got it together
While I figured it out
They say, "If you love something, let it go
If it comes back, it's yours; that's how you know."
It's for keeps, yeah, it's for sure
And you're ready and willing to give me more

What a girl wants, what a girl needs
Whatever makes me happy and sets you free
And I'm thanking you for knowing exactly
What a girl wants, what a girl needs
Whatever keeps me in your arms
And I'm thanking you for being there for me

A girl needs somebody
Somebody sensitive and tough
Somebody there when the going gets rough
Every night he'll be giving his love
To just one girl, one girl, one
Somebody cool but real tender too
Somebody, baby, just like you
Can keep me hanging around with
The one who always knew
And I'm thanking you
For being there for me

What a girl wants, what a girl needs
Whatever makes me happy and sets you free
And I'm thanking you for knowing exactly
What a girl wants, what a girl needs
Whatever keeps me in your arms
And I'm thanking you for being there for me

What a girl wants, what a girl needs
Whatever makes me happy and sets you free
And I'm thanking you for knowing exactly
What a girl wants, what a girl needs
Whatever keeps me in your arms
And I'm thanking you for being there for me

And I'm thanking you for knowing exactly...
And I'm thanking you for being there for me...



Guard within yourself that treasure, kindness! ~GS
So what if I'm a good girl? It doesn't mean I can't defend myself!
Spuds_Buckley
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 10:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
what about Hoochie Mama by 2 Live crew? That's always a good tune


You're not gonna take my hair and plant an evil Dewey are you?
CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 10:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Dude Looks Like a Lady
Aerosmith

Cruised into a bar on the shore
He picture graced a grime on his door
She a long lost love at first sight
Baby, mabye you're wrong
But you know it's all right - that's right

Back stage we're having the time
Of our lives until somebody says
'Forgive me if I seem out of line'
Then she whipped out a gun
Tried to blow me away

(Choruse)
Dude Looks Like A Lady
Dude Looks Like A Lady
Dude Looks Like A Lady
Dude Looks Like A Lady

So never judge a book by its cover
Or who you gonna love by your lover
Love put me wise to her love in disguise
She had the body of a venus
Lord, imagine my surprise

(Chorus)

(Baby let me follow you down)
Let me take a peak dear
(Baby let me follow you down)
Do me, do me, do me all night
(Baby let me follow you down)
Turn the other cheek dear
(Baby let me follow you down)
Do me, do me, do me, sue me

What a funky lady
Oh, she like it, like it, like it, like it
Oh, he was a lady

(Repeat Chorus)



was i a fool to think, the way you looked at me
i swear you did, but you looked away too quick
was i a fool to think that you'd take me home as if i was yours
was i a fool to think at all

My adopted mini-critics are Stefanie and BarbieDiesDos

Have you run over a squirrel today?
Kim
posted on 06-15-2001 @ 2:00 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Patti LaBelle
Lady Marmalade


Hey Sister, Go Sister, Soul Sister, Go Sister
He met Marmalade down in Old New Orleans
Struttin' her stuff on the street
She said 'Hello,
hey Joe, you wanna give it a go?
'Mmm Hmmm Gitchi Gitchi Ya Ya Da Da
Gitchi Gitchi Ya Ya
Here )
Mocca chocolata Ya Ya
Creole Lady Marmalade
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
Stayed in her pool while
watch he crashing up
That boy drank all that night don't know why
Oh the last sight she went
he started to freak
Gitchi Gitchi Ya Ya Da Da
Gitchi Gitchi Ya Ya Here
Mocca chocalata Ya Ya
Creole Lady Marmalade
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
Heh, Heh, Hehhhh
Seeing her skin feeling silky smooth
Colour of cafe au lait
Made the savage beast inside
Roaring till it cried More, More, More
Now he's at home doing 9 to 5
Living his brave life of lies
But when he turns off to sleep
All memories keep More, More, More
Gitchi Gitchi Ya Ya Da Da Da
Gitchi Gitchi Ya Ya here
Mocca chocolata Ya Ya
Creole Lady Marmalade
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
Voulez-vous couchez avec moi ce soir?
Creole Lady Marmalade
etc.etc







Guard within yourself that treasure, kindness! ~GS
So what if I'm a good girl? It doesn't mean I can't defend myself!
Mr. Brownstone
posted on 06-16-2001 @ 12:23 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Hey Spit, you forgot one...

Christian Woman - Type O Negative


a) Body Of Christ (Corpus Christi)
b) To Love God
c) J.C. Looks Like Me

A cross upon her bedroom wall
From grace she will fall
An image burning in her mind
And between her thighs

A dying God-man full of pain
When will you cum again ?
Before him beg to serve or please
On your back or knees
There's no forgiveness for her sins
Prefers punishment ?
Would you suffer eternally
Or internally ?

For her lust
She'll burn in hell
Her soul done medium well
All through mass manual stimulation
Salvation

Body of Christ
She needs
The body of Christ

She'd like to know God
Ooh love God
Feel her God
Inside of here - deep inside of her

Jesus Christ looks like me




There is a theory which states that if anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another which staes this has already happened. ---Douglas Adams

Now seeking junior Brownstones to adopt


I see stupid people...They're everywhere...They don't know they're stupid...
Mr. Brownstone
posted on 06-16-2001 @ 12:23 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
One more...

Bitch School - Spinal Tap

You been bad
Don't do what I say.
You don't listen.
And you never obey.
Try to teach you.
But you just won't be good.
You won't behave the way
A big girl should.
It's time to give the whip a crack.
I'm gonna have to send you back to
Bitch School.
Bitch School.

You're a beauty.
You're the best of your breed.
You're a handful.
And I know what you need.
You need training.
Gonna bring you to heel.
I'm gonna break you with my will of steel.
Discipline's my middle name.
And no one comes back the same from
Bitch School.
Bitch School.

No more sniffling strangers, or running free at night.
You think my bark's bad, honey - wait till you feel my bite.

You got problems.
You whine and you beg.
When I'm busy,
You wanna dance with my leg.
I'm gonna chain you.
Make you sleep out of doors.
You're so fetching when you're down on all fours.
And when you hear your master,
You will come a little faster, thanks to
Bitch School.






There is a theory which states that if anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another which staes this has already happened. ---Douglas Adams

Now seeking junior Brownstones to adopt


I see stupid people...They're everywhere...They don't know they're stupid...




This message was edited by Mr. Brownstone on 6-16-01 @ 12:31 AM
DrSicks
posted on 06-16-2001 @ 12:45 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Kim is my mothers name........

It Will Only Sting For A Second....


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