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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Gene Simmons has lost his fucking mind | ||||
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| Mr. Brownstone | posted on 06-13-2001 @ 7:16 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00  | Hard is it may be to believe, the following is not a joke, I got it from the official Kiss site at www.kissonline.com (via www.metal-sludge.com)quote:  There is a theory which states that if anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another which staes this has already happened. ---Douglas Adams Now seeking junior Brownstones to adopt | ||||
| Tony Metropolis | posted on 06-13-2001 @ 7:30 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Wow, KISS really do milk their fan to death. A casket? Jesus Christ Gene Simmons has lost his fucking mind. "I am a sophisticated sex robot sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady." - The Shermanator | ||||
| Kim | posted on 06-13-2001 @ 8:44 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | You can use it as a beer cooler! lol Who wouldn't want one of these???? ;)  Guard within yourself that treasure, kindness! ~GS So what if I'm a good girl? It doesn't mean I can't defend myself! | ||||
| atomic punk | posted on 06-13-2001 @ 8:47 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: When are they coming out with the KISS® feminine hygiene products? Gene Simmons would definitely put his face on a douche bag if there was a buck in it!  | ||||
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass! | posted on 06-14-2001 @ 1:28 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote:I swear...that was my exact thought..... I want one...  Professional Slacker Currently in need of psychiatric help observing the lurking habits of Former_Member_Of_Menudo | ||||
| Just Jon | posted on 06-14-2001 @ 2:31 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | My friend's fiancee is going to be editing Gene's book. I can't wait to hear all the shit she says about him. -----  E-mail: JustJon@opieanthony.com AIM: JonNeedsSN Adoptee: whodawhatawhata and MamA CaZ You listen to me! While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is I am a nay-sayer and a hatchet man in the fight against violence! I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King! My concerns are global. I reject absolutely revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method...is love. I love you, Sheriff Truman. | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 06-14-2001 @ 2:45 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | Gene Simmons is like Krusty the Klown. He'll put his name on any product, no matter the product as long as he'll get money from it. Coming soon the KISS Brand Monopoly Game, KISS crowd control barriers, KISS Kamp! The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 6-14-01 @ 2:48 PM | ||||
| SpiritOfDirt | posted on 06-14-2001 @ 3:12 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | Come on. Let's be honest. Kiss even invented this thread. THE ROOT OF THE PROBLEM HAS BEEN ISOLATED .......Proud graduate of the Spitfire421 school of altered reality....... | ||||
| BawxedWine | posted on 06-14-2001 @ 3:16 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | I'll definitely buy one of these, but only if you can use it as a cooler and a casket at the same time. I'm the kind fo person who would want to serve refreshments at my funeral. proudly adopted by canweseeyourstuff Don't blame me, I'm a newbie. | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 06-14-2001 @ 3:27 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | A collectable you can look foward to for years? I'm sure as hell not gonna look foward to the day when I can finally use my casket... I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!  capnfudge@opieanthony.com I adopted NOBODY. Honest, that's the name. Now accepting 1 more application for the crew. | ||||
| Whackbag | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 4:41 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | The KISS(R) coffin is gonna pale in comparison to the KISS(R) planet thats gonna be colonzed in 2027. The heavenly body will be legitimately the ultimate KISS(R) experience as it will be stamped with a huge kiss logo visible from 8 different galaxies. All 4 band members heads will be on hand in their Krang suits, which support their life functions. "This is the ultimate KISS(R) collectible" said Gene Simmons, "Well, at least until the KISS(R) Sun, and KISS(R) afterlife is released by signature networks in early 2029." For the low price of your soul, which can be put on your KISS(R) Mastercard, you can be one of the first to colonize the KISS(R) planet. "When that spaceship docks, I will be the first one there to greet them with a huge, WELCOME TO THE KISS PLANET," said Paul Stanley. Look for the KISS(R) farewell oxygen tour, coming soon. | ||||
| NJDude | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 10:20 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 00 | Oh My God!!!! Now I heard it all. Hmmm beer cooler eh?  E-Mail Me | ||||
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