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| Banana_juice | posted on 06-21-2001 @ 10:25 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01  | THESE GUYS CRACK ME UP.. NOFX Shower Days In the morning I awake I feel my bladder about to break I scratch my balls I rub my eyes Just feeling lousy My girlfriend tells me that It's time to take a bath I say, "No, not today, it's only Tuesday" Once every 24 hours I'm supposed to take a shower That's not the way I do it Do it do it Personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind I don't want to do it Do it do it It doesn't make a difference to me Everyday I do the same old thing So why should I have to be clean? Those dreaded Wednesdays and Saturdays Also known as shower days I hate them proud graduate of Newbie University. Honor Student of Lord Magus's class. E-Mail Me | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 06-21-2001 @ 12:47 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | But I don't get monthly blood drips My vagina's hardly even used My vagina's got lots of extra skin They took my outtie and made it an in Teaching Donnie into Marie Osmand Operation succesfull But now I gotta pee thru a miniature hole Gotta remember to put the seat down And when I wipe my ass I go from front to back Cause I don't wanna bladder infection I never thought I'd miss my vast deferans I trade it in for a pair of huge cans Now I get to hang with lesbians Operation paid up front Now I show all my friends my new desingner cunt They think I'm kinda weird but that's OK with me Cause now I kick their ass Playing from the ladies tee There's nothing finer than having a vagina  Resident Board Socialist Email me here IM me at stickysituation2 or pinkorag I have brought the 3 i's of SamH and ass-fucker into the International | ||||
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