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Mr. Brownstone
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 7:19 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
LL Cool J

Mmmm yeah (mmmmm) check it out baby
Make it hot... then we drop it
(oooooooh!) Uh, yeah
(oooooooh!) Uptown, you know how we do it
Yeah you know
Make it hot

Verse One:

[LL Cool J]
It's the first time together and I'm feeling kinda horny
Conventional methods of makin love kinda bore me
I wanna knock your block off, get my rocks off
Blow your socks off make sure your G spots soft
[LeShaun]
I'm gonna call you Big Daddy and scream your name
Matter fact I can't wait for your candy rain
[LL Cool J]
So what cha sayin, I get my swerve on, bring it live
Make it last forever, damn the kitty cat's tight
[LeShaun]
Mmm... daddy slow down your flow
Put it on me like G baby nice and slow
I need a rough neck nigga Mandingo in a sec
Who ain't afraid to pull my hair and spank me from the back
[LL Cool J]
No doubt, I'm the playa that you're talkin about
[LeShaun]
But do you really think that you can work it out
[LL Cool J]
I guarantee shorty it's real, baby stick it out
Here comes the man of steel

Chorus: LeShaun, LL Cool J

[LeShaun] Doin it and doin it and doin it well (3X)
[LL Cool J] I respresent Queens, she was raised out in Brooklyn

{repeat 2x}

Verse Two:

[LL Cool J]
I'm in the mix now, searching for the right spot
To hit now, get down
[LeShaun]
Damn my lover dig down, you use a rubber?
[LL Cool J]
Damn right
[LeShaun]
You are my lover
[LL Cool J]
All night
[LeShaun]
The putty good to you? Word to momma
[LL Cool J]
Man tight
The only thing left to do is climax
Let's make it last
[LeShaun]
Word we ain't goin out like that
All this time you've been telling that you was a Don
[LL Cool J]
I tried to warn you girl you wouldn't listen
Now let's get it on
[LeShaun]
Mmm, baby wild, don't do that
Chill wait a minute baby let me please you back
[LL Cool J]
You talk a good one shorty now you're makin me sweat
How a live nigga like it girl?
[LeShaun]
Nice and wet
We get it To The Break of Dawn, damn you're large
How a big girl like it Daddy?
[LL Cool J]
Nice and hard
Safe sexin it, flexin it, gettin that affectionate
Chewin it, oohin it, all while we're doin it

Chorus (repeat 2X)

Verse Three:

[LL Cool J]
Baby, I wanna hit it in the worst way
[LeShaun]
Make it hot
[LL Cool J]
Schemin on the ass since the first day
[LeShaun]
Don't stop
Damn I love it when you talk like that
Make it bounce sugar
[LL Cool J]
Long as you can bounce me back
More flesh than the Greek Fest
[LeShaun]
Roll up the sess
[LL Cool J]
Pass the Hennessee
[LeShaun]
Put my body to the test
Wait wait daddy many niggaz ago
I was a young girl listening to how you flow
Now's my chance to hit you off daddy I'm grown
From the back, from the side
[LL Cool J]
Right, I'm in the zone
One of a kind when it's time to do mine
Camcorder and the whole shit
[LeShaun]
Press rewind
Let it flow on the screen while we puffs the L
Layin back in the cut while we're under the spell
[LL Cool J]
Word life, I like the way the ep went down
Go to sleep, tomorrow I'll take you back downtown
We'll be

Chorus (repeat 3X)







There is a theory which states that if anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another which staes this has already happened. ---Douglas Adams

Now seeking junior Brownstones to adopt


I see stupid people...They're everywhere...They don't know they're stupid...
Jolene'78
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 7:45 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
LL Cool J Featuring Total



mmm, go ahead daddy.. It's a Queensthing baby..

How you doin miss? My name is L I'm from Queens
I heard about your man he like to lace you wit cream
Dolce Gabbana, Mo-ski-no wit Donna jeans
But he slipped up, and threw his rock to a fiend
He be playin like a Willie cause he dress ya, duh
Neva knowin' that his woman is in need of love
You got Versace gold link stomach chains wit rocks
Official hair style but you stuck up in the spot
Makin love,duke is weak then he fallin asleep
You on the phone wit your old peeps dyin' to creep 'tween my sheets
So what you got Chanel on your feet
Hot sex on a platter makes the mission complete, uh

(chorus)-Total
Who do you love (i wanna lounge wit you)
Are you for sure (i do what i gotta do)
repeat...

Jew-als and Cristal gotta mack a phony style
He ain't watchin you he rather watch his money pile
Can't protect treasures when its in a glass house
Soon as he turn the corner I'ma turn this out
Full blown, frontin' in the 6 wit the chrome
yo B, why you leave your honey all alone wit me
Just because you blessed wit cash
Doesnt mean your honey wont let me finesse this..
So see the moral of the story is a woman need love
The kind you so-called playas never dreamed of
You gotta try love,can't buy love
So if you play your hand then it's bye-bye love

(chorus)

Who do you love...are you..for..sure(repeat)

So what you got the cash flow and escro, damn
But your honey ran away like presto-alakazam
Man made the money,money never made the man
You still fakin jax throwin rocks on her hand
See,you put your mack down now you need no brown
Rock roller wit' so much ice your cap's polar
I got em smokin' beanies bottlin bikinis
Pushin ya whip on the fareway to see me
I keep it steamy, I make it burn when it's my turn
Teachin shorty all the tools that you neva learned
Don't get it twisted,gettin money aint wrong
But she wanna make love all night long, I'm gone

(chorus)





Have you ever had that typical Dutch feeling...."Have I That???"

This message was edited by Jolene'78 on 6-28-01 @ 7:50 AM
Metalfan
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 7:50 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Summertime
D.J. Jazzy Jeff And The Fresh Prince

Intro/Chorus: *sung*

summer, summer, summertime
time to sit back and unwind

Verse One: Fresh Prince

Here it is the groove slightly transformed
just a bit of a break from the norm
just a little somethin' to break the monotony
of all that hardcore dance that has gotten to be
a little bit out of control it's cool to dance
but what about the groove that soothes that moves romance
give me a soft subtle mix
and if ain't broke then don't try to fix it
and think of the summers of the past
adjust the base and let the alpine blast
pop in my CD and let me run a rhyme
and put your car on cruise and lay back cause this is summertime

Chorus

Verse Two: Fresh Prince

school is out and it's a sort of a buzz
a back then I didn't really know what it was
but now I see what have of this
the way that people respond to summer madness
the weather is hot and girls are dressing less
and checking out the fellas to tell 'em who's best
riding around in your jeep or your benzos
or in your Nissan stting on lorenzos
back in Philly we be ou in the park
a place called the plateau is where everybody goes
guys out hunting and girls doing likewise
honking at the honey in front of you with the light eyes
she turn around to see what you beeping at
it's like the summers a natural afradesiac
and with a pen and pad I compose this rhyme
to hit you and get you equipped for the summer time

Chorus

Verse Three: Fresh Prince

it's late in the day and I ain't been on the court yet
hustle to the mall to get me a short set
yeah I got on sneaks but I need a new pair
cause basketball courts in the summer got girls there
the temperature's about 88
hop in the water plug just for old times sake
break to ya crib change your clothes once more
cause you're invited to a barbeque that's starting at 4
sitting with your friends cause y'all remincise
about the days growing up and the first person you kiss
and as I think back makes me wonder how
the smell from a grill could spark up nostalgia
all the kids playing out front
little boys messin round with the girls playing double-dutch
while the DJ's spinning a tune as the old folks dance at your family
reunion
then six o'clock rolls around
you just finished wiping your car down
it's time to cruise so you head to the summertime hangout
it looks like a car show
everybody come lookin real fine
fresh from the barber shop or fly from the beauty salon
every moment frontin and maxin
chillin in the car they spent all day waxin
leanin to the side but you can't spead through
Two miles an hour so everybody sees you
there's an air of love and of happiness
and this is the Fresh Prince's new defintion of summer madness

E-Mail Me



"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
Jolene'78
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 8:47 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Missy Elliott f/ Nas, Eve, Q-Tip, & Lil'Mo'
"Hot Boyz"



Missy-
This is for my ghetto motherfuckers, uh

Nas-
Uh, forty side felony
Felony, misdemeanor
We're charged with murder
Escobar C-V-R fights
I'm switching gears
Headlights, shine so bright
Bitches freeze like dears
Them fiends want that deep boy
Feds send in a decoy, pack that heat boy
Push ya where ya rest in peace boy
Get your mama's house shot up
Bodies all chopped up
When them bodies pop up, I ain't getting' locked up
My Bentley cruise the block, with the sun roof top
Hood rats jumpin' on my jock cause I blew up the spot
Crushin' your Benz, plush in your Navigator system
My QB thieves make y'all niggas tuck you're shit in
It's Nas in your area, Queens about to tear it up
Braveheart y'all scared of us, real niggas, they be us

Missy & Lil' Mo-
What's your name, cause I'm impressed?
Can you treat me good, I won't settle for less
You a hot boy, a rock boy
A fun toy, tote a glock boy
Where you live, is it by yourself?
Can I move with you, do you need some help?
I cook boy, I'll give you more
I'm a fly girl, and I like those

(Chorus)
Missy & Lil' Mo-
Hot boyz
Baby you got what I want
See cause y'all be driving Lexus jeeps
And the Benz jeeps, and the Lincoln jeeps
Nothin' cheaper, got them Platinum Visa's
Hot boyz
Baby you got what I want
See cause y'all be driving' Jaguars
And the Bentley's, and the Rolls Royce
Playin' hardballs with them Platinum Visa's

Is that your car, the XK8?
Are you riding alone, can I be your date?
Come get me, get me, don't diss me, don't trick me
Got some friends, can they come too?
Can you hook them up wit' some boyz like you
A hot boy, a rock boy, on top boy
And I like those

(Chorus)

Eve-
Yo only take 'em thugged out
Slightly bugged out, fuck with his tongue out
Know the job ain't getting done, until the body getting drugged out
Hot boy, keep me right
Play your part and I'll keep it tight
Where else you gonna be in the middle of the night
But up in the sheets with me aiight
Gangsta, true to your game street master
You're the one I need when there's beef
Street blaster ain't afraid to stop a cat
Guts, pop a cat, huh
Soldier, cash money, rule your world
What's topping that?
Huh, S-4-3-0 keep me on my toes
Get a tingle in my spine, wet spot only he knows
He's a hot boy, Missy sing it out and I'm gon' spit it
Ruff Ryders scream it loud, daddy is you with it
If your team can't handle my bitches then we gon' ride
Brickhouse stallions, keep thugs open wide, huh
'Illadelph's best E-V-E stay committed
Mess with many, but if he ain't the realer
I ain't with it, with it

Q-Tip-
Yo, mommy what the deal?
Ain't no heat fuckin' hotter than the heat a nigga hold
If you really should be told that I deal with long shafts
That keep a long blast (blast)
I look at a nigga and peel off fast (come on)
Word you got your girlfriend
Word, she can get it too
Fuck it though I'm honest yo
I'm saying know let's play it through
Getting cinematic with it
Niggas if you got it, hit it
Fuck the dumbness
Hit it till its numbness

Missy & Lil' Mo'-
Hot boy
Baby you got what I want
Won't you really come and satisfy me
I be lovin' you like endlessly
(Everyday all day)
Hot boy
Baby you got what I want
Won't you really come and satisfy me.
=============================================
SWV Featuring Missy

[Missy]
Ahah, ahehehe, yeah, ye-ye-ye-yeah
Ahah, see
Me and Timberland we got the shot
that hits from here, from here to overseas
The S-W-V's, check it, one time
Ahah, ahah, ahh *rrrrrrrooooof!* see, umm
Me I'm Supa Fly, Supa Dupa Fly
Rub your hands up my thigh and go supa dupa high
til you see my apple pie
Tell me if you like, tell me if you like *rrrrrrrooooof!*
Ahhh...

[SWV]
Baby (uh-huh) got me, tipsy, tipsy
off the Remi (yeah), your love, tasty, baby
You're sendin me (uh-huh), crazy, crazy
can not, be a lady (yeah)
I love the things you say to me! (Say what?)
I like it when you talkin dir-tay! (uh-huh)

Chorus: SWV

Can we get kinky tonight?
I got so many things on my mind
I never seen a guy so fly
I like it when you do me do me

Can we... (uh-huh), can we get kinky tonight? (yeah)
I got so many things (say what?) on my mind (uh-huh)
I like it when you squeeze me tight
(uh-huh, uh-huh) *rrrrrrrooooof!*

[SWV]
Ooooooh honey, got me, so high, so high
I can't lie, about the way you play me
*SWV and Missy* If you want me, then take me *uh-huh*
You sendin me, crazy, crazy, baby (yeah)
I love the way you taste me
Yes you taste me like pas-trayyyyy

Chorus: SWV

Can we get kinky tonight? (uh-huh)
I got so many things *with Missy* on my mind
I never seen a guy so fly (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I like it when you do me do me (uh-huh)

Can we... (uh-huh) can we get kinky tonight? (yeah, yeah, uh-huh)
I got so many things on my mind (yeah, yeah, uh-huh)
I love it when you squeeze me tight
(Uhh, spin me, spin me, uh-huh)

[SWV]
Spend the night with me
Spend the night with me...
(yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Spend the night with me (uh-huh... uh-huh)
Don't care what we do (no no)
Just as long as I'm with you (uh-huh, c'mere baby)

Chorus: SWV

Can we get kinky tonight? (uh-huh)
I got so many things *with Missy* on my mind
*with Missy* I never seen a guy so fine
I like it when you do me do me

Can we... can we get kinky it tonight?
Got so many things on my mind
I wonder can you squeeze me tight
(uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh)

[Missy]
Aheheh, heh, can we get kinky tonight-night?
Got so many things on my mind
Never seen a guy so fine
I like it when you do me do me
Uhh, a-huh, uh-huh
Can we get kinky tonight-night?
I got so many things on my mind
I wonder could you squeeze me tight
*rrrrrrrooooof!* uh-huh

We could sit, in the back of my 300
We kissin and we fondlin
We high and we blunted
Take me if you want it
To the Ho-Jo, up all... night
like No-Doz, yes I got the feelin
Feel me-blow, don't ask me if I'm nasty
Freaky deaky see y'all can't see me
Me Timberland and S-W-V
We hit you with the heheheh
Now shall we? *rrrrrrrooooof!*
Hah-hah, check it out

Chorus: SWV

Can we get kinky tonight?
I got so many things on my mind
I never seen a guy so fine
I like it when you do me do me

Can we get kinky tonight?
I got so many things on my mind
I wonder can you squeeze me tight?




Have you ever had that typical Dutch feeling...."Have I That???"
mikeWOW
I got a staple in my ass and all I got was this status
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 6:18 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
C'mon man

[News Report]

And with the local DBT news, LL Cool J with a triumphant comeback
[mumbling]
but tonite...

[LL]

Don't call it a comeback
I been here for years
Rockin my peers and puttin suckas in fear
Makin the tears rain down like a MON-soon
Listen to the bass go BOOM
Explosion, overpowerin
Over the competition, I'm towerin
Wreckin shop, when I drop these lyrics that'll make you call the cops
Don't you dare stare, you betta move
Don't ever compare
Me to the rest that'll all get sliced and diced
Competition's payin the price

Chorus:

I'm gonna knock you out [HUUUH!!!]
Mama said knock you out [HUUUH!!!]
(REPEAT 4X)

Don't u call this a regular jam
I'm gonna rock this land
I'm gonna take this itty bitty world by storm
And I'm just gettin warm
Just like Muhummad Ali they called him Cassius
Watch me bash this beat like a skull
Cuz u know I had beef wit
Why do u riff with me, the maniac psycho
And when I pull out my jammy get ready cuz it might go
BLAAAAW, how ya like me now?
The river will not allow
U to get with, Mr. Smith, dont riff
Listen to my gear shift
I'm blastin, outlastin
Kinda like Shaft, so u could say I'm shaftin
Old English filled my mind
And I came up with a funky rhyme

Chorus
[LL]

Breakdown!!!

Shadow boxin when I heard you on the radio [HUUUH!!!]
I just don't know
What made you forget that I was raw?
But now I got a new tour
I'm goin insane, startin the hurricane, releasin pain
Lettin you know that you can't gain, I maintain
Unless ya say my name
Rippin, killin
Diggin and drillin a hole
Pass the Ol' Gold

Chorus

Shotgun blasts are heard
When I rip and kill, at WILL
The man of the hour, tower of power, I'll devour
I'm gonna tie you up and let you understand
that I'm not your average man
when I got a jammy in my hand
DAAAAAM!!!!! Oooooohh!!
Listen to the way I slaaaaay, your crew
Damage [UHH] damage[UHH] damage [UHH] damage
Destruction, terror, and mayhem
Pass me a sissy so suckas I'll slay him
Farmers [What!!!] Farmers [What!!!]
I'm ready [we're ready!!!]
I think I'm gonna bomb a town [get down!!]
Don't u neva, eva, pull my lever
Cuz I explode
And my nine is easy to load
I gotta thank God
Cuz he gave me the strength to rock
HARD!! knock you out, mama said knock you out


"i hate people that dont get it!"
Canthandlemybooty
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 6:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
Hey Lover

I've been watchin' you from afar,
for as long as I can remmeber
You are all a real man can need
and ever ask for
this is love
this is more than a crush

It was all ....(up at Rutgers)
I saw with your man
smiling, huh, a coach bag in your hand
I was laying in the coup with my hat turned back
we caught eyes for a moment, and that was that
so skated off, as you strolled off
looking at them legs, god damn they looked so soft (so fine)
I gotta take ya from your man that's my mision
If his love is real he got ta handle competition
you only knew about 5 months (that's right)
besides he drinks too much and smokes too many blunts
and I've been working out everyday thinking bout you
looking at my own eyes in the rear view
cathchin flash backs of our eye contact
wish i could lay ya on your stomach and caress your back
i would hold ya in my arms and ease your fears
I can't believe it, I hadn't had a crush in years

Chorus
(2x)hey lover, hey lover, this is more than a crush
Lover, hey lover, this is more than a crush
hey lover, hey lover, this is more than a crush

I see you at the bus stop waitin everyday
your man must think its safe for you to travel that way
but i don't want ta violate your relationship
so i lay back in the cut with a crush that'a trip
still he can't stop me from having day dreams
tounging you down with huh vanilla ice cream
kissing on your thighs in the moonlight
searching your body with my tounge girl all night
I wonder one day could it be, simple dreams turnin into reality
Our love would come down so naturally
we would walk down the isle of destiny
what your man got his hustle on gotcha type scared
break ya off a little chump change to do your hair
that seems to be enough to satisfy your needs
but there's a deeper level if you just follow my lead
Hey lover

CHORUS

Last week I saw ya at the mall
standing at the pay phone bout to make a call
I had a vision it was me on the other end
telling you come by and then you walked in
I touched you gently with my hands
we talked about traveling the distant lands
escaping all the madness out here in the world
becomin my wife no longer my girl
then, you let your dress fall down to the floor
i kissed you softly and you yearned for more
we experienced pleasure unparallel
into an ocean of love we both fell
swimming in the timeless, currents of pure bliss
fantasies interchanging with each kiss
undying passion unities our souls
togehter we swim until the point of no control
but its a fantasy it(that,you) won't come true
we never even spoke and your man (still) love you
so I'm gonna keep all these feelins inside
keep my dreams alive until the right time

CHORUS




:)Balloon Not made my sig pic...thanx :)

I shake my booty at every chance.
When i whip my hips you slip into a trance.

NAMBLA Prez
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kid Touching Corps
posted on 06-29-2001 @ 9:38 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
"Lie together. Cry together. I swear to God I hope we fuckin die together." - Biggie



I had a great sigpic once, now its just a small red x in a box

"Gimmy the bat, faggit"

"I AM ZEROMUS. I AM THE HATRED!"
Graduated from Newbie school, so suck it.....whitey.
Sir Okonkwo
posted on 06-30-2001 @ 1:24 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Dog Shit - Wu-Tang Clan

*dogs barking*

[Ol Dirty Bastard]
All y'all bitches put your naps together
And all you niggaz put your dicks together, bitch

Ol Dirty starts singing)
Hoeeeee! Yah ha heh
De, hayyyy! Ah ha he hay
De, haaaaa! Errr hah hahhhr
Haaaaaaaah He hawww, heahh

She flew in like calm breeze
Tall brown skin her weave like palm trees
I went coconuts
Dipped my Dunkin' between your Donut
Don't want it if it ain't no slut, bitch!
Fathership touch ground, like fly on soup
Don't invite me I tear the fuck down
White ones cut my toupee!
Seventh day rester, or scream play
I slump MC slay, it ain't nuttin to bust ass
Bullet him, get him fast
Bitch I don't break out, blast to the next rash
The dog piss on MC's like trees
Got meals but still grill that old good welfare cheese

(Ol Dirty sings again)
Hoeeeeee!
Yeah, hayyyy! Dedicated to all you bitch ass niggaz
De, haaaaa And you bitch ass niggarettes
Bitch! Hoeeeeee! Motherfuckers!

[RZA] Let that bitch go!

Shame on a nuh, who tried to step TUH
the Ol Dirty Bas, put my foot up your UHH
Bitch, you walk around with your bra too tight
It's alright, you still gon' get fucked tonight
Hoeeeeee!

[Method] Stankin ass hoes!

You're the type of bitch don't appreciate sheeeit
Never had sheeeit, so you won't be sheeeeit
That pussy there, couldn't satisfy a hair
on my body, treat me like a lolli and slob me down
*SLURP, SLURP* I'm Doo Doo Brown! Hehahahaha
Tossed salad, oh you in some shit now
Callin me a dog, well leave a dog alone
Cause nothin can stop me from buryin my bones
in the backyard, of someone else's house
Ol Dirt Dog, but I'm not dog out
Here comes Rover, sniffin at your ass
But pardon me bitch, as I shit on your grass
That means hoe, you been shit-ted on!
I'm not the first dog that's shitted on your lawn

(crazy drunken ass ODB singin again)

Hoeeeee! Yeah, heyyyy, de haaaaa
Hoe, ohhaowwohh!
Hoeeeee, de heyyyy
(This is dedicated to all y'all bitches)
De, haaaahhhh
Hoeeeee! Yeah, heyyyy, de haaaaa
Ahahaahaaah

Fuck y'all





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