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twoTWO	posted on 07-11-2001 @ 11:24 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	ESCAPE FROM THE PRISON PLANET Then against my better judgment I went walking out that door. I smiled at one person then I nodded to three more. One man asked me for a dollar, I asked him, "What's it for?" He said, "I have seen them." I said, "O.K., it's yours." And as featured on the MTV, the local high school lets out, And the town becomes anarchy. Parties are crashed, skid marks are measured. The story's in the paper, you may read it at your leisure. Get out. Eject. Escape From the Prison Planet. Get out. Eject. Escape From the Prison Planet. And to the tune of a billion dollars, I supplied to the D.O.E. Some tasty little nuggets of alien technology. And as one might expect, I've been harassed for years. The Men In Black have been bending my ear. As a matter of fact, they were just here today, But I escaped them through a secret passageway. Once I lived there for one thousand days. Get out. Eject. Escape From the Prison Planet. Get out. Eject. Escape From the Prison Planet. I have plans for the future, guess they're futuristic plans. Move out west and buy some desert lands. Maybe up North, just past Alaska. You know nothing of this if they ask you. Red Rover, Red Rover, Bob Lazar's coming over. So honey clear the airstrip and light up that stove. By Jove, I think it's started. Oh yeah, Escape From the Prison Planet. Billion people harvest on Mars. Rebuild the remnants of the obelisk, One mile from the pyramid. Escape From the Planet of the Apes. Go forth, ad infinitum. Return the relics to the Elephant. And Atlantis rises. Get out. Eject. Escape From the Prison Planet. Ejector seat ignite. Billion people harvest on Mars. Rebuild the remnants of the obelisk, One mile from the pyramid. Escape From the Planet of the Apes. Go forth, ad infinitum. Return the relics to the Elephant. And Atlantis rises.
MaynardGKrebs	posted on 07-12-2001 @ 9:30 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	AMERICAN SLEEP MISTRESS OF ICES, STYGIAN SKATER, SCRIBING DEVICES, DANCING ON SABERS. SO VERY RELENTLESS, COUNTING THE SHEEP. ELECTRICAL FENCES, AMERICANS LEAP. PARAMORPHEUS, SOMNAMBULATING, DREAM SCARABAEUS IN CHORUS REFRAINING, SO VERY RELENTLESS, COUNTING THE SHEEP. ELECTRICAL FENCES, AMERICANS LEAP. ONE, TWO, FISHERMAN'S STEW BOILED ON TIMBER AND STIRRED WITH A BROOM. THREE, FOUR, POUR IT ON THE FLOOR, FEED ALL THE BEASTIES AND COOK UP SOME MORE. FIVE, SIX, MORTAR AND BRICK, WEAKER THAN IRON, BUT STRONGER THAN STICKS. SEVEN, EIGHT, LOCK UP THE GATE, NOTHING TO DO BUT TO SIT AND TO WAIT. NINE, TEN, DO IT AGAIN, BUN IN THE OVEN, A WOLF IN THE DEN. COMPANION CHIMERA, LETHEAN GRAZER, PAUSING TO HERALD MISTRESS ON SABERS. SO VERY RELENTLESS, COUNTING THE SHEEP. ELECTRICAL FENCES AMERICANS LEAP. Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
OPM * chick	posted on 07-13-2001 @ 9:09 PM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01	I *heart* Clutch :) ~* CAREFUL WITH THAT MIC... *~ SO TELL ME, WHEN YOU TOOK THE PRACTICE SCHOLASTIC APTITUDE TEST DID YOU KNOW THE ANSWERS OR DID YOU JUST GUESS? YOU RELY ON GIMMICKS TO AMUSE YOUR FANS AND ACT ALL URBAN TO JACK-UP YOUR SOUND-SCAN. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? HOW COME YOU RHYME MONOSYLLABICALLY? IS ATROPHY SHRINKING YOUR ENTIRE VOCABULARY? YOUR STYLE'S LIKE GARBAGE CANS MEANT TO BE TAKEN OUT ON A WEEKLY BASIS. EVER SINCE YOUR FIRST RECORD YOU'VE BEEN IN A STATE OF SUSPENDED ANIMATION. YOU LOOK LIKE SNUFFALUFFAGUS AND AUSTRALOPITHECUS. ME CRAY, YOU ABACUS. BUT ENOUGH ABOUT YOU, LET'S TALK ABOUT ME AND HOW SINGLE-HANDEDLY I REDEFINED THE SCIENCE OF RADIO ASTRONOMY, MAKING NOBEL PRIZE WINNERS QUESTION THEIR NOTIONS OF REALITY. OH, BUT I DIGRESS… YOU PLAY SORRY, I PLAY CHESS. KING'S PAWN TO B3, CHECKMATE, GO GET SOME PERCASETS. CAREFUL WITH THAT MIC, WEEZY. DO YOU REALLY THINK IT'S THAT EASY? MMMM… THIS IS REALLY GOOD ICE CREAM! YOU WANT SOME OF IT? OH, MY BAD I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE LACTOSE INTOLERANT. MAKES YOU PASS GAS, FRIGHTENS ALL THE GIRLS AWAY. ONLY FRIENDS YOU KEEP ARE THOSE YOU PAY. ALWAYS ON THE READY FOR THE WACK SNACK ATTACK, I CARRY SANDWICHES AROUND IN A STRAIGHT-EDGE STYLE JANSPORT BACKPACK. GOT THE GADGET Q GAVE BOND. TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU JUMP IN A POND, GO "QUACK QUACK" AND FLAP YOUR ARMS, LEAVE YOU CONFUSED, BUT COMPLETELY UNHARMED. CAREFUL WITH THAT MIC, WEEZY. DO YOU REALLY THINK IT'S THAT EASY? DO YOU REALLY THINK IT'S TRUE THAT UP ABOVE THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU? NOW BOTH YOU AND I KNOW THAT THE PAST TEN YEARS HAVE BEEN RATHER INTENSE. I'M ASHAMED TO ADMIT THAT I'VE BEEN FOOLED BY THE SEDUCTIONS OF VIOLENCE. PEOPLE WALKING AROUND WITH UGLY AURAS. AT TIMES I'M EVEN TEMPTED TO SEEK THE ADVICE OF DR. LAURA, BUT I IGNORE HER. SO I TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND COUNT TO TEN, AIN'T GONNA LET IT GET UNDER MY SKIN. TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND COUNT TO TEN. THINK OF ALL THE NICE PLACES THAT I BEEN LIKE BACK WHEN I WAS WAGING PEACE AGAINST THE VISIGOTHS, I WAS TUTORED IN THE ANCIENT MYSTERIES BY A WIZENED PHILOSOPH, LEARNED THE POLYRHYTHM OF CELESTIAL TIME, AND WAIT FOR THE ONE TO COME AND GET IT DONE TO FINISH THE RHYME. CAREFUL WITH THAT MIC, WEEZY. DO YOU REALLY THINK IT'S THAT EASY? DO YOU REALLY THINK IT'S TRUE THAT UP ABOVE THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU? 1st girl graduate of Jon Benet Norton's school of kid touching ~* here comes a storm in the form of a girl *~
Officer Joe Friday	posted on 07-14-2001 @ 2:24 AM
Psychopath Registered: May. 01	I'm still wondering if Careful with that Mic is about Fred Durst. Fred Durst sucks. ------------------- But there's also this: there are over 5,000 men in this city, who know that being a policeman is an endless, glamourless, thankless job that's gotta be done. I know it, too, and I'm damn glad to be one of them."
Sir Okonkwo	posted on 07-14-2001 @ 3:20 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01	Of course, since Fred Durst is a PUSSY BITCH HOMO FAG...and Clutch ROCKS... Mr. Officer, there's your answer. Oh yeah, FUCK Fred Durst!!
FN Moron This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass!	posted on 07-14-2001 @ 7:34 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	BIG NEWS I The fog is rolling in, The tide is high. Diane's as fat can be, Aye, Captain, aye. The guests seem more than pleased, How is the wine? We shall be underway On the by and by. Ahead one third Ahead two thirds Full ahead flank And out from the belly of the whale came a prophet Amen. Go shoot the moon, the sun, The Great Divide. I believe there's a storm a' brewin', Nine crows at nine o'clock nigh. Dutch man at the mizzenmast, Six harpies are singin' to the lee, I believe she's going down, I believe were gonna die die die! Fortune tellers make a killing nowadays, Me, oh my, Howdy Doody's past the house of Aquarius, Bring me more whiskey and rye. Big news from the party boat Oh sir, do not distress The food is fine. Oh, but i must confess I do find the wine a wee bit dry. Fifteen men on a dead man's chest, Yo ho ho and a bottle of rye. Drink and the devil had done for the rest' She's sunk full fathom, five five five! Fortune tellers make a killing nowadays, Me, oh my, Howdy Doody's past the house of Aquarius, Bring me more whiskey and rye. Big news from the party boat Them bones, them bones, them dry, dry bones, Come down to the locker of Davy Jones -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- BIG NEWS II Yeah Can't funk with the feel Or with the other three This mother load Comin' atcha, all 3D's We got big news The party boat is here The band is kicking And I see lots of beer And I believe there is gambling On the deck just below from here We got Greedo Solo to the rear They know the deal Sacks packed and stacked with Pieces of eight A sailor's life for me Live free or die Never look a bounty hunter in the eye Damn Now where were we? I think aces high Sleeves are rolled Tremendous diamonds And a mouth of gold I spent many years a rambling I'll never change these foolish ways 'Cause fortune tellers make a killing nowadays Best keep living like a castaway With my sack packed Pieces of eight A sailor's life for me Live free or die Never look a merman in the eye Damn click on my sig pic to view my photo albums Professional Slacker I should get paid for this crap...
MaynardGKrebs	posted on 07-17-2001 @ 1:52 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	SPACEGRASS Dodge Swinger 1973, Galaxy 500, All the way stars' green, gotta go. Dodge Swinger 1973, top down, chassis low, Panel dim, light drive, Jesus on the dashboard. T-minus whenever it feels right, Galaxy 500. Planets align, a king is born. Whenever it feels right Whenever it feels right Whenever it feels right Whenever it feels right Dodge Swinger 1973, top down, chassis free, Buzz Aldrin, Armstrong, or maybe just me. Don't worry, it's coming. Don't worry, it's coming. Jesus on the dashboard. Whenever it feels right Whenever it feels right Whenever it feels right I turn on the radio. Hey kid, are you going my way? Hop in, we'll have ourselves a field day. We'll find us some spacegrass, Lay low, watch the universe expand. Skyway, permanent Saturday. Oh, by the way, Saturn is my rotary. Hop in, it'll be eternity Till we make it to M83. Once around the Sun, cruising, climbing. Jupiter cyclops winks at me, yeah, he knows who's driving. Hit neutral in the tail of a comet. Let the vortex pull my weight. Push the seat back a little lower. Watch light bend in the blower. Planets align. A king is born. Dodge Swinger. Jesus on the dashboard. Whenever it feels right Whenever it feels right Whenever it feels right Whenever it feels right Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
twoTWO	posted on 07-18-2001 @ 12:29 AM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	IMPETUS Impetus Justification, the means are the end Doctrine and dogma, I will not relent This world a garden in need of such weeding This world a minefield in need of such sweeping This ministration without full consent Fire and brimstone, I will not relent Just as all good things must come to an end I will administer as I see fit I will not relent I will not relent I will not relent I am driven Impetus I am driven
FN Moron This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass!	posted on 07-18-2001 @ 3:06 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	GIFTED & TALENTED (Hidden Bonus track from "The Elephant Riders") I graduated in 1993. I never demonstrated much of my ability. I was a good boy but I was much too smart for my own good. Teachers said I was gifted and quite talented. Do you have an extra quarter? Got to get to class tomorrow. All is fair in Asbury. Make my way into Berkeley. When I was seven, I stared in to the monitor. And found my best friend Mr. Commodore 64. Daddy bought me an international business machine And with it I compromised national security. Do you have an extra quarter? Got to get to class tomorrow. All is fair in Asbury. Make my way into Berkeley. What the hell ya savin' for? I'm gonna start the third world war. Hanging with the punks in the gutters I have found Most of them are gifted and talented as well. Oh brotha could you spare a dime? (If a quarter you do not have) Been running from the Marshall Man Since I broke into NORAD. But it's working out so well. The beggar's life is swell. click on my sig pic to view my photo albums Professional Slacker I should get paid for this crap...

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