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WoundedAngel
Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell.
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 12:53 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
I needed to start this topic..and it's very hard for me to just post two songs..

Objects In The Rear View Mirror..
The skies were pure and the fields were green
And the sun was brighter than it's ever been
When I grew up with my best friend Kenny
We were close as any brothers than you ever knew
It was always summer and the future called
We were ready for adventures and we wanted them all
And there was so much left to dream and so much time to make it real

But I can still recall the sting of all the tears when he was gone
They said he crashed and burned
I know I'll never learn why any boy should die so young
We were racing, we were soldiers of fortune
We got in trouble but we sure got around
There are times I think I see him peeling out of the dark
I think he's right behind me now and he's gaining ground

But it was long ago and it was far away, oh God it seems so very far
And if life is just a highway, then the soul is just a car
And objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are
And objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are

And when the sun descended and the night arose
I heard my father cursing everyone he knows
He was dangerous and drunk and defeated
And corroded by failure and envy and hate
There were endless winters and the dreams would freeze
Nowhere to hide and no leaves on the trees

And my father's eyes were blank as he hit me again and again and again
I know I still believe he'd never let me leave, I had to run away alone
So many threats and fears, so many wasted years before my life became my own
And though the nightmares should be over
Some of the terrors are still intact
I'll hear that ugly coarse and violent voice
And then he grabs me from behind and then he pulls me back

There was a beauty living on the edge of town
And she always put the top up and the hammer down
And she taught me everything I'll ever know
About the mystery and the muscle of love
The stars would glimmer and the moon would glow
I'm in the back seat with my Julie like a Romeo
And the signs along the highway all said, Caution! Kids At Play!

Those were the rights of spring and we did everything
There was salvation every night
We got our dreams reborn and our upholstery torn
But everything we tried was right
She used her body just like a bandage
She used my body just like a wound
I'll probably never know where she disappeared
But I can see her rising up out of the back seat now
Just like an angel rising up from a tomb

And objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are
And objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are

She used her body just like a bandage
She used my body just like a wound
I'll probably never know where she disappeared
But I can see her rising up out of the back seat now

Where The Rubber Meets The Road

Somewhere some girl is crazy, and some boy's half out of his head
Somewhere somebody's fearless and someone won't wind up dead
Somewhere two hearts are pounding, and they don't care what's correct
Somewhere somebody's fallin' in love, without a background check

Son I'm Mr. PC, believe you me, I'm the ultimate king of correct
And if you wanna make it, you gotta make her take it
As a sign of your deep respect
If you're gonna do it, you gotta see through it
To the heavenly trust that it is
Then you can call her a slut, and you can call her a slave
Just remember to call her Ms


Where the rubber meets the road
Welcome to protection mode
Used to be sex was a fine hello
Now the rubber meets the road


Ya say "girl, you're a beauty", but I'm no beast
I got a little contract right here
See, you can slam on the brakes, anytime you got the stick
Even if we're in 4th gear
Cop in the front seat, lawyer in the back seat
Gettin' it on videotape
Got a shrink in the bed, lord, sittin' on the headboard
Swearin' that we both got raped

Somewhere some girl is crazy, and some boy's half out of his head
Somewhere somebody's fearless and someone won't wind up dead
Somewhere two hearts are pounding, and they don't care what's correct
Somewhere somebody's fallin' in love, without a background check
Somewhere somebody's fallin' in love, without a background check

Where the rubber meets the road
Boy meets girl then watch it explode
Yes means no means yes means no
Where the rubber meets the road!
Somewhere some girl is crazy, and some boy's half out of his head
Somewhere there's just a moment, when it all remains unsaid
Somewhere two hearts are pounding, and they don't care what's correct
Somewhere somebody's fallin' in love ...




FeelMyFunBags
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 1:56 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Paradise by the Dashboard Light


Boy:
I remember every little thing
As if it happened only yesterday
Parking by the lake
And there was not another car in sight
And I never had a girl
Looking any better than you did
And all the kids at school
They were wishing they were me that night

And now our bodies are oh so close and tight
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And we're glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
C'mon! Hold on tight!
C'mon! Hold on tight!

Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night
I can see paradise by the dashboard light

Girl:
Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed
Cause we were barely seventeen
And we were barely dressed

Ain't no doubt about it
Baby got to go and shout it
Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed

Boy:
Cause we were barely seventeen
And we were barely dressed

Baby doncha hear my heart
You got it drowning out the radio
I've been waiting so long
For you to come along and have some fun

And I gotta let ya know
No you're never gonna regret it
So open up your eyes I got a big surprise
It'll feel all right
Well I wanna make your motor run

And now our bodies are oh so close and tight
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And we're glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
C'mon! Hold on tight!
C'mon! Hold on tight!

Though it's cold and lonley in the deep dark night
I can see paradise by the dashboard light
Paradise by the dashboard light

You got to do what you can
And let Mother Nature do the rest
Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed
Cause we were barely seventeen
And we were barely--

We're gonna go all the way tonight
We're gonna go allt he way
An tonight's the night...

Radio Broadcast:
Ok, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker
going here, two down, nobody on, no score,
bottom of the ninth, there's the wind-up and
there it is, a line shot up the middle, look
at him go. This boy can really fly!
He's rounding first and really turning it on
now, he's not letting up at all, he's gonna
try for second; the ball is bobbled out in center,
and here comes the throw, and what a throw!
He's gonna slide in head first, here he comes, he's out!
No, wait, safe--safe at second base, this kid really
makes things happen out there.
Batter steps up to the plate, here's the pitch--
he's going, and what a jump he's got, he's trying
for third, here's the throw, it's in the dirt--
safe at third! Holy cow, stolen base!
He's taking a pretty big lead out there, almost
daring him to try and pick him off. The pitcher
glance over, winds up, and it's bunted, bunted
down the third base line, the suicide squeeze in on!
Here he comes, squeeze play, it's gonna be close,
here's the throw, there's the play at the plate,
holy cow, I think he's gonna make it!

II. Let Me Sleep On It

Girl:
Stop right there!
I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further--!

Do you love me?
Will you love me forever?
Do you need me?
Will you never leave me?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife?
Do you love me!?
Will you love me forever!?
Do you need me!?
Will you never leave me!?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life!?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife!?
I gotta know right now
Before we go any further
Do you love me!!!?
Will you love me forever!!!?

Boy:
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you my answer in the morning

Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you my answer in the morning

Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you my answer in the morning

Girl:
I gotta know right now!
Do you love me?
Will you love me forever?
Do you need me?
Will you never leave me?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife?
I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further
Do you love me?
And will you love me forever?

Boy:
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you my answer in the morning
Let me sleep on it!!!

Girl:
Will you love me forever?

Boy:
Let me sleep on it!!!

Girl:
Will you love me forever!!!

III. Praying for the End of Time

Boy:
I couldn't take it any longer
Lord I was crazed
And when the feeling came upon me
Like a tidal wave
I started swearing to my god and on my mother's grave
That I would love you to the end of time
I swore that I would love you to the end of time!

So now I'm praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think that I can really survive
I'll never break my promise or forget my vow
But God only knows what I can do right now
I'm praying for the end of time
It's all that I can do
Praying for the end of time, so I can end my time with you!!!

Boy:
It was long ago and it was far away
and it was so much better than it is today

Girl:
It never felt so good
It never felt so right
And we were glowing like
A metal on the edge of a knife




I'd Do Anything For Love
(But I Won't Do That)



And I would do anything for love
I'd run right into hell and back
I would do anything for love
I'll never lie to you, and that's a fact

But I'll never forget the way you feel right now-
Oh no - no way
Chorus:

I would do anything for love
But I won't do that
No I won't do that
Anything for love
I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love
But I won't do that
I won't do that
And some days it don't come easy
And some days it don't come hard
Some days it don't come at all
And these are the days that never end.


And some nights your breathing fire
And some nights your carved in ice
Some nights your like nothing I've felt or seen before
Or will again


And maybe I'm crazy
Oh it's crazy and it's true
I know you can save me
No one else can save me now but you


As long as the planets are turning
As long as the stars are burning
As long as your dreams are coming true-
You better belive it!-

Chorus:

That I would do anything for love
And I'll be there until the final act
I would do anything for love
And I'll take a vow and seal a pact-


But I'll never forgive myself if we don't go all the way-
Tonight-
I would do anything for love!
I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love
But I won't do that
I won't do that...


I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of
But I just won't do that...
And some days I pray for silence
And some days I pray for soul
Some days I just pray to the God of Sex and Drums and Rock 'N Roll


And some nights I lose the feeling
And some nights I lose control
Some nights I just lose it all when I watch you dance and the thunder rolls


And maybe I'm lonely
That's all I'm qualified to be
There's just one and only-
One and only promise I can keep


As long as the wheels are turning
As long as the fires are burning
As long as your prayers are coming true-
You belive it-

Chorus:

That I would do anything for love
And you know it's true and that's a fact
I would do anything for love
And there'll never be no turning back


But I'll never do it better then I do it with you
So long-
So long-
I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love
But I won't do that
No-No
No I won't do that


I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of
But I just won't do that...
But I'll never stop dreaming of you
Every night of my life-
No way-
I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love
But I won't do that
I won't do that


CODA

Girl

Will you raise me up?
Will you help me down?
Will you get me right out of this Godforsaken town?
Will you make it all a little less cold?


Boy

I can do that
I can do that


Girl

Will you hold me sacred?
Will you hold me tight?
Can you colorize my life I'm so sick of black and white?
Can you make it all a little less old?


Boy

I can do that
I can do that


Girl

Will you make me some magic
With your own two hands?
Can you build an emerald city with these grains of sand?
Can you give me something I can take home?


Boy

I can do that
I can do that


Girl

Will you cater to every fantasy I got?
Will you hose me down with holy water-if I get too hot-?
Will you take me places I've never known?


Boy

I can do that
I can do that


Girl

After a while you'll forget everything
It was a brief interlude
And a midsummer night's fling
And you'll see that it's time to move on

Boy

I won't do that
I won't do that

Girl

I know the territory-I've been around
It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down
Sooner or later you'll be screwing around

Boy

I won't do that
I won't do that
Chours Anything for love
I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love
But I won't do that
No I won't do that







Your mind won't let you say that you want me
Your mind won't ever, never let you have what you want
I feel your hunger to taste me
Still your mind won't ever let you say
Your kind is just the type that should use me
But your mind won't seem to let you have
The opportunity to abuse me, abuse me
Your mind won't even let you feel

Savor the addiction,
savor the affliction, savor me




Kim
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 7:20 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Great Topic! :)

You Took The Words Right Out My Mouth


It was a hot summer night and the beach was burning
There was a fog crawling over the sand
When I listen to your heart I hear the whole world turning
I see the shooting stars
Falling through your trembling hands
You were licking your lips and your lipstick shining
I was dying just to ask for a taste
We were lying together in a silver lining
By the light of the moon
You know there's not another moment to waste
Not another moment
Not another moment to waste
You hold me so close that my knees grow weak
But my soul is flying high above the ground
I'm trying to speak but no matter what I do
I just can't seem to make any sound
And then you took the words right out of my mouth
Oh-it must have been while you were kissing me
You took the words right out of my mouth
And I swear it's true
I was just about to say I love you
And then you took the words right out of my mouth
Oh-it must have been while you were kissing me
You took the words right out of my mouth
And I swear it's true
I was just about to say I love you
Now my body is shaking like a wave on the water
And I guess that I'm beginning to grin
Oooh, we're finally alone and we can do what we want to
The night is young
And ain't no one gonna know where
No one gonna know where
No one's gonna know where you've been
You were licking your lips and your lipstick shining
I was dying just to ask for a taste
We were lying together in a silver lining
By the light of the moon
You know there's not another moment to waste
Not another moment
Not another moment to waste
And then you took the words right out of my mouth
Oh-it must have been while you were kissing me
You took the words right out of my mouth
And I swear it's true
I was just about to say I love you
And then you took the words right out of my mouth
Oh-it must have been while you were kissing me
You took the words right out of my mouth
And I swear it's true
I was just about to say I love you

**********************************************


Good Girls Go To Heaven (Bad Girls Go Everything)


When the wind is howling through your window pane
It's not the only pain of the night
You're burning up in your bed, you got a fever of love
And there's not an anti-body in sight

Hey Jenny, Jenny, why are you crying? There's a beauty of a moon in the sky
But I guess when you've been leading such a sheltered life
You never lift your head and look so high
You don't have a lot, but it's all that you've got
And you can turn it into more than it seems
Just give it a shot, fantasize every movement
And imagine every inch of your dream

No one said it had to be real
But it's gotta be something you can reach out and feel now
It ain't right, it ain't fair
Castles fall in the sand and we fade in the air
And the good girls go to heaven, but the bad girls go everywhere
Good girls go to heaven, but the bad girls go everywhere
Somebody told me so, somebody told me now I know
Every night in my prayer, I'll be praying that the
Good girls go to heaven, but the bad girls go everywhere
When the sweat is sizzling on your skin in the dark
And you're desperate now for somewhere to turn
Every muscle in rebellion, every nerve is on edge
And every limb has been erotically burned

Hey Johnny, Johnny, why are you shaking?
When a boy should do whatever he can
You've been nothing but an angel every day of your life
And now you wonder what it's like to be damned
You don't have a lot, but it's all that you've got
And you can turn it into more than it seems
Just give it a shot, fantasize every movement
And imagine every inch of your dream

No one said it had to be real
But it's gotta be something you've been wanting to feel now
It ain't right, it ain't fair
Castles fall in the sand and we fade in the air
And the good boys go to heaven, but the bad boys go everywhere
Good boys go to heaven, but the bad boys go everywhere
Somebody told me so, somebody told me now I know
Every night in my prayer, I'll be praying that the
Good boys go to heaven, but the bad boys go everywhere
Every time I try and dream you, I can't believe how hard it's been to
Conjure up your face and trace your body in the air
All the seconds go on forever, but the thirds and fourth ones are even better
Everytime I do it just a little bit longer
Everytime I dream, it's just a little bit stronger than real life








"If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain."
-Maya Angelou

"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."
-Ingrid Bergman
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
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posted on 07-24-2001 @ 8:36 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Can the server handle this thread? Some of Meat Loaf's songs are longer than War & Peace. Well, here's my contribution...

Two Out of Three Ain't Bad

Baby we can talk all night
But that ain't getting us nowhere
I told you everything I possibly can
There's nothing left inside of here


And maybe you can cry all night
But that'll never change the way I feel
The snow is really piling up outside
I wish you wouldn't make me leave here


I poured it on and I poured it out
I tried to show you just how much I care
I'm tired of words and I'm too hoarse to shout
But you've been cold to me so long
I'm crying icicles instead of tears


And all I can do is keep on telling you
I want you
I need you
But there ain't no way
I'm ever gonna love you
Now don't be sad
'Cause two out of three ain't bad
Now don't be sad
'Cause two out of three ain't bad


You'll never find your gold on a sandy beach
You'll never drill for oil on a city street
I know you're looking for a ruby
In a mountain of rocks
But there ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding
At the bottom of a Cracker Jack box


I can't lie
I can't tell you that I'm something I'm not
No matter how I try
I'll never be able to give you something
Something that I just haven't got


There's only one girl that I will ever love
And that was so many years ago
And though I know I'll never get her out of my heart
She never loved me back, ooh I know
I remember how she left me on a stormy night
She kissed me and got out of our bed
And though I pleaded and I begged her
Not to walk out that door
She packed her bags and turned right away


And she kept on telling me
She kept on telling me
She kep on telling me
I want you
I need you
But there ain't no way
I'm ever gonna love you
Now don't be sad
'Cause two out of three ain't bad
Don't be sad
'Cause two out of three ain't bad


Baby we can talk all night
But that ain't getting us nowhere


WoundedAngel
Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell.
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 2:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Haha, Ants, you're right! My daily contribution:

Wasted Youth
Spoken

I remember everything!
I remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday
I was barely seventeen and I once killed a boy with a Fender guitar
I don't remember if it was a Telecaster or a Startocaster
But I do remember that it had a heart of chrome and a voice like a horny angel!
I don't remember if it was a Telecaster or a Startocaster
But I do remember that it wasn't at all easy
It required the perfect combination of the correct power chords
And the precise angle from which to strike


The guitar bled for a week afterward and the blood
Was dark and rich like wild berries
The blood of the guitar was Chuck Berry red
The guitar bled for about a week afterward but it rung out beautifully
And I was able to play notes that I had never even heard before
So, I took my guitar and I smashed it against the wall
I smashed it against the floor
I smashed it against the body of a varsity cheerleader
I smashed it against the hood of a car
I smashed it against a 1981 Harley Davidson
The Harley howled in pain, the guitar howled in heat


And I ran up the stairs to my parents' bedroom
Mommy and Daddy were sleeping in the moonlight
Slowly I opened the door, creeping in the shadows
Right up to the foot of their bed
I raised the guitar high above my head
And just as I was about to bring the guitar crashing down upon the centre of the bed
My father woke up screaming
"Stop! Wait a minute! Stop it boy! What do you think you're doing?
That's no way to treat an expensive musical instrument!"
And I said "God dammit Daddy! You know I love you
but you've got a hell of a lot to learn about rock and roll!"




Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 07-25-2001 @ 9:36 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
LIFE IS LIKE A LEMON, i WANT MY MONEY BACK

I want my money back! I want my money back!
It's all or nothing, and nothing's all I ever get
Everytime I turn it on, I burn it up and burn it out
It's always something, there's always something going wrong
That's the only guarantee, that's what this is all about





It's a never ending attack, everything's a lie and that's a fact
Life is a lemon and I want my money back
And all the morons and all the stooges with their coins
They're the ones who make the rules, it's not a game, it's just a rout







There's desperation, there's desperation in the air
It leaves a stain on all your clothes and no detergent gets it out
And we're always slipping thru the cracks
Then the movie's over, fade to black
Life is a lemon and I want my money back
I want my money back, I want my money back



What about love? It's defective - it's always breaking in half
What about sex? It's defective - it's never built to really last
What about your family? It's defective - all the batteries are shot
What about your friends? They're defective - all the parts are out of stock
What about hope? It's defective - it's corroded and decayed
What about faith? It's defective - it's tattered and it's frayed
What about your Gods? They're defective - They forgot the warranty
What about your town? It's defective - it's a dead end street to me
What about your school? It's defective - it's a pack of useless lies
What about your work? It's defective - it's a crock and then you die
What about your childhood? It's defective - it's dead and buried in the past
What about your future? It's defective - and you can shove it up your ass!
I want my money back - life is a lemon
I want my money back - life is a lemon, life is a lemon




It's all or nothing, and nothing's all I ever get
Everytime I turn it on, I burn it up and burn it out
It's a never ending attack
Everything's a lie and that's a fact
Life is a lemon and I want my money back
And we're always slipping thru the cracks
Then the movie's over, fade to black





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posted on 07-25-2001 @ 10:56 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
I was a huge Meatloaf fan. I used to listen to Bat Out of Hell over & over again constantly. It's definitely one of the most underrated albums. And Jim Steinman is one of the most underrated song writers of his generation.

For Crying Out Loud

I was lost till you were found
But I never know how far down
I was falling
Before I reached the bottom
I was cold and you were fire
And I never knew how the pyre
Could be burning
On the edge of the ice field

And now the chilly California wind
Is blowing down our bodies again
And we're sinking deeper and deeper
In the chilly California sand
Oh I know you belong
Inside my aching heart
And can't you see my faded Levis
Bursting apart
And don't you hear me crying:
"Oh Babe, don't go"
And don't you hear me screaming
"How was I to know?"

I'm in the middle of nowhere
Near the end of the line
But there's a border to somewhere waiting
And there's a tankful of time
Oh give me just another moment
To see the light of the day
And take me to another land where
I don't have to stay
And I'm gonna need somebody to make me feel like you do
And I will receive somebody with open arms, open eyes
Open up the sky and let the planet that I love shine through
For crying out loud
You know I love you
For crying out loud
You know I love you
For crying out loud
You know I love you

I was damned and you were saved
And I never knew how enslaved
I was kneeling
In the chains of my master
I could laugh but you could cry
And I never knew just how high
I was flying
Ah, with you right above me
And now the chilly California wind
Is blowing down our bodies again
And we're sinking deeper and deeper
In the chilly California sand
Oh I know you belong
Inside my aching heart
And can't you see my faded Levis
Bursting apart
And don't you hear me crying:
"Oh Babe, don't go"
And don't you hear me screaming
"How was I to know?"

I'm in the middle of nowhere
Near the end of the line
But there's a border to somewhere waiting
And there's a tankful of time
Oh give me just another moment
To see the light of the day
And take me to another land where
I don't have to stay
And I'm gonna need somebody to make me feel like you do
And I will receive somebody with open arms, open eyes
Open up the sky and let eh planet that I love shine through
For crying out loud
You know I love you
For crying out loud
You know I love you
For crying out loud
You know I love you

For taking in the rain when I'm feeling so dry
For giving me the answers when I'm asking you why
My oh my
For that
I thank you

For taking in the sun when I feel so cold
For giving me a child when my body is old
And don't you know
That I need you

For coming to my room when you know I'm alone
For finding me a highway and for driving me home
And you got to know
For that
I serve you

For pulling me away when I'm starting to fall
For revving me up when I'm starting to stall
And you got to know
For that
I want you

For taking and for giving and for playing the game
For praying for my future in the days that remain
Oh Lord
For that I hold you
Ah, but most of all
For crying out loud
For that I love you
Ah, but most of all
For crying out loud
For that I love you
Ah, but most of all
For crying out loud
For that I love you
When you're crying out loud
You know I love you




Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste
Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 12:17 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
I keep checking this thread to see if Fez posts a picture of a plate of meat loaf. It's only a matter of time.

Graffix Rulz
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 12:26 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
BAT OU OF HELL

The sirens are screaming and the fires are howling
Way down in the valley tonight
There's a man in the shadows with a gun in his eye
And a blade shining oh so bright
There's evil in the air and there's thunder in the sky
And a killer's on the bloodshot streets
Oh and down in the tunnel where the deadly are rising
Oh I swear I saw a young boy
Down in the gutter
He was starting to foam in the heat

Oh Baby, you're the only thing in this whole world
That's pure and good and right
And wherever you are and wherever you go
There's always gonna be some light
But I gotta get out
I gotta break it out now
Before the final crack of dawn
So we gotta make the most of our one night together
When it's over you know
We'll both be so alone

Like a bat out of hell
I'll be gone when the morning comes
When the night is over
Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone gone gone
Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone when the morning comes
But when the day is done
And the sun goes down
And moonlight's shining through
Then like a sinner before the gates of heaven
I'll come crawling on back to you

I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
On a silver black phantom bike
When the metal is hot and the engine is hungry
And we're all about to see the light
Nothing ever grows in this rotting old hole
Everything is stunted and lost
And nothing really rocks
And nothing really rolls
And nothing's ever worth the cost

And I know that I'm damned if I never get out
And maybe I'm damned if I do
But with every other beat I got left in my heart
You know I'd rather be damned with you
If I gotta be damned you know I wanna be damned
Dancing through the night with you
If I gotta be damned you know I wanna be damned
Gotta be damned you know I wanna be damned
If I gotta be damned you know I wanna be damned
Dancing through the night
Dancing through the night
Dancing through the night with you

Oh Baby, you're the only thing in this whole world
That's pure and good and right
And wherever you are and wherever you go
There's always gonna be some light
But I gotta get out
I gotta break it out now
Before the final crack of dawn
So we gotta make the most of our one night together
When it's over you know
We'll both be so alone

Like a bat out of hell
I'll be gone when the morning comes
When the night is over
Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone gone gone
Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone when the morning comes
But when the day is done
And the sun goes down
And moonlight's shining through
Then like a sinner before the gates of heaven
I'll come crawling on back to you
Then like a sinner before the gates of heaven
I'll come crawling on back to you

I can see myself tearing up the road
Faster than any other boy has ever gone
And my skin is raw but my soul is ripe
No one's gonna stop me now
I gotta make my escape
But I can't stop thinking of you
And I never see the sudden curve until it's way too late
I never see the sudden curve till it's way too late

Then I'm dying at the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun
Torn and twisted at the foot of a burning bike
And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell
And the last thing I see is my heart
Still beating
Breaking out of my body
And flying away
Like a bat out of hell
Then I'm dying at the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun
Torn and twisted at the foot of a burning bike
And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell
And the last thing I see is my heart
Still beating
Still beating
Breaking out of my body and flying away
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell


"My girlfreinds mom still hasent been born!"
Kim
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 7:24 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Total Eclipse of the Heart
Written by Jim Steinman, 1983

I agree about Jim Steinman...Here's one of the hits he wrote! :)

turnaround, every now and then I get a
little bit lonely and you're never coming round
turnaround, every now and then I get a
little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears
turnaround, every now and then I get a
little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by
turnaround, every now and then I get a
little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes
turnaround bright eyes,
every now and then I fall apart
turnaround bright eyes,
every now and then I fall apart

turnaround, every now and then I get a
little bit restless and I dream of something wild
turnaround, every now and then I get a
little bit helpless and I'm lying like a child in your arms
turnaround, every now and then I get a
little bit angry and I know I've got to get out and cry
turnaround, every now and then I get a
little bit terrified but then I see the look in your eyes
turnaround bright eyes,
every now and then I fall apart
turnaround bright eyes,
every now and then I fall apart

and I need you now tonight
and I need you more than ever
and if you'll only hold me tight
we'll be holding on forever
and we'll only be making it right
cause we'll never be wrong
together we can take it to the end of the line
your love is like a shadow on me all of the time
I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark
we're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
I really need you tonight
forever's gonna start tonight
forever's gonna start tonight

once upon a time I was falling in love
but now I'm only falling apart
there's nothing I can do
a total eclipse of the heart
once upon a time there was light in my life
but now there's only love in the dark
nothing I can say
a total eclipse of the heart

turnaround bright eyes,
turnaround bright eyes,
turnaround, every now and then I know
you'll never be the boy you always wanted to be
turnaround, but every now and then I know
you'll always be the only boy who wanted me the way I am
turnaround, every now and then I know
there's no one in the universe as magical and wonderous as you
turnaround, every now and then I know
there's nothing any better and there's nothing I just wouldn't do
turnaround bright eyes,
every now and then I fall apart
turnaround bright eyes,
every now and then I fall apart

and I need you now tonight
and I need you more than ever
and if you'll only hold me tight
we'll be holding on forever
and we'll only be making it right
cause we'll never be wrong
together we can take it to the end of the line
your love is like a shadow on me all of the time
I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark
we're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
I really need you tonight
forever's gonna start tonight
forever's gonna start tonight

once upon a time I was falling in love
but now I'm only falling apart
nothing I can do
a total eclipse of the heart
once upon a time there was light in my life
and now there's only love in the dark
nothing I can say
a total eclipse of the heart
a total eclipse of the heart
a total eclipse of the heart....

turnaround bright eyes,
turnaround bright eyes,
turnaround...






"If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain."
-Maya Angelou

"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."
-Ingrid Bergman
The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 8:02 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

I never see the sudden curve till it's way too late

That is so true on so many levels.

Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 5:21 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
This is off one of his four obscure albums Bad Attitude. I sugest if you realy are into Meatloaf you go out and buy this album or Dead Ringer,Midnight At The Lost And Found,or Blind Before I Stop. All 4 are great albums. Meatloaf rocked way after Bat, its a shame not more people know about his other works.




Bad Attitude


They say you never come home,
boy you been drivin' too fast
When you gonna shape up,
how long is this gonna last


You may be laughin' today,
but listen to some good advice
An' take a look at tomorrow
in a workin' man's weary eyes


You gotta pick a career,
go for the gold
Smile for the camera,
do what you're told
Well you can take away the ladder 'cos I ain't gonna climb it
If there's a stairway to heaven I swear I'm gonna find it


Well there are winners and outlaws and leaders and lovers
Behind every man in the news
And one thing I know is behind everyone
there's a boy who had nothin' to lose
Behind every man who has somethin' to say
There's a boy who had nothin' to prove


An' every hero was once,
every villain was once
just a boy with a bad attitude


Every hero was once,
every villain was once
just a boy with a bad attitude


She says you never call,
how come you're actin' so tough
You either hold me too tight,
or you don't hold me enough


Don't be afraid of me angel,
I ain't about to clip your wings
Just put your feet on the ground
and your arms around the real thing


You gotta love me for keeps,
feather the nest
Plan for the future,
an' gimme your best
Boy we're never gonna have a normal family life
Steamin' up and down the speedway on the back a' your bike


Well there are winners and outlaws and leaders and lovers
Behind every man in the news
And one thing I know is behind everyone
there's a boy who had nothin' to lose
Behind every man who has somethin' to say
There's a boy who had nothin' to prove


An' every hero was once,
every villain was once
just a boy with a bad attitude


Every hero was once,
every villain was once
just a boy with a bad attitude


Bad attitude, you got us tearin' our hair
Such a bad attitude, boy you just don't seem to care


We try to lay down the rules, but you were born to refuse
What's the world gonna do with a boy like you


You got it bad, you got a bad attitude


You try to lay down the rules, well I was born to refuse
What's the world gonna do with a man like you


You got a bad -
no, you got a bad,
you got a bad -
ooh, you got a bad
You got a bad -
no, you got a bad,


You got a bad attitude


Every hero was once,
every villain was once
just a boy with a bad attitude


Every hero was once,
every villain was once just a boy -


Well there are winners and outlaws and leaders and lovers
Behind every man in the news
And one thing I know is behind everyone
there's a boy who had nothin' to lose
Behind every man who has somethin' to say
There's a boy who had nothin' to prove


An' every hero was once,
every villain was once
just a boy with a bad attitude


Every hero was once,
every villain was once
just a boy with a bad attitude


Oh, you got a bad,
ooh, you got a bad,
oh, you got a bad attitude


No, you got a bad,
you got a bad,
you got a bad attitude




FUCK YOU TEQUILA

Pit black shape with eyes of fire
Telling people their desire
Satan's sitting there, he's smiling
Watches those flames get higher and higher
Oh no, no, please God help me!


Proud Adopter of slickvic


Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 9:08 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Fez posts a picture of a plate of meat loaf








I'm still saved....

Tune in next week for Gooch's creative works on my status!
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 11:40 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Thank you Fez, you never disappoint.

WoundedAngel
Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell.
posted on 07-30-2001 @ 2:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Awww...I srill love Meatloaf. Jim Steinman is god.

Not a Dry Eye....
Not a dry eye in the house
Listen and you'll hear the sound, hear the sound of a heart breaking
I can still see you standin' there, midnight wind blowin' through your hair
Remember kisses sweet in the salty air, when love was forever

Turn the page and we fade to blue
Scene has changed now I'm without you
Well you just walked away when the act was through
And the dream was over

It was almost like a movie - the way you said goodbye
You must have spent a lot of time rehearsing each and every line
Now there's not a dry eye in the house, after love's curtain comes down
Listen and you'll hear the sound, hear the sound of a heart breaking
Not a smile left on my face, the ending's just to sad to take
And there's not a dry eye, not a dry eye in the house

The greatest story was you and me, had it all we had everything
But now the story's done, it's just history, the last act is over
Your every line had the sweetest sound
Your every touch turned my world around
But then the light came up and my world crashed down
End of show - it's over

Act One: The story's just begun
Act Two: I fell in love with you
Act Three: Knew it was meant to be
Act Four: You don't love me no more

And there's not a dry eye in the house, after love's curtain comes down
Listen and you'll hear the sound, hear the sound of a heart breaking
Not a smile left on my face, the ending's just to sad to take
And there's not a dry eye, not a dry eye
Not a dry eye in the house, after love's curtain comes down
Listen and you'll hear the sound, hear the sound of a heart breaking



WoundedAngel
Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell.
posted on 07-30-2001 @ 2:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Double posting sucks.

This message was edited by WoundedAngel on 7-30-01 @ 2:31 PM
o&aswallow
posted on 07-30-2001 @ 4:15 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Fez, was that meatloaf recipe with or without oatmeal added for moistness?

Seriously, even though I have no lyrics to ad, Meatloaf f'n rocks! And all you young sweeties like Wounded, FMFB and Kim are into it. Sweet!


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Frat Guy has rented one of the foster bedrooms as of 7/21. Yes ladies, another college boy is in town for you to ravage.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.



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