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SweetAngel
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 8:32 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
I hadn't heard this song in a long time, but for some reason I've been hearing it a lot the past few weeks and it always makes me laugh.

BIG BALLS
(Young - Young - Scott)

Well I'm upper upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

I've got big balls
Oh I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Dirty big balls
He's got big balls
She's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

(We've got big balls)
(We've got big balls)

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

(Ball sucker)
(Ball sucker)
(Ball sucker)
(Ball sucker)






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Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 9:15 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Guns For Hire

The word is out
That I'm about
And I've come gunning for you
I'm a real entertainer
A mischief maker
A lover of no fixed abode
Quick draw on the floor
No law give you more
Sweet talker, lover of sin
You are what you got
You get what you want
Look out woman -

I got guns for hire
Shoot you with desire
The guns for hire
Shoot you with desire

I'm a wanted poster
A needed man
Running right across the land
I'm a smooth operator
A big dictator
Gonna mark you with my brand

My gun's for hire
Shoot you with desire
Got gun's for hire
Shoot you with desire

(Quick draw on the floor, big shot)

Hot to trot, big shot
Take a lot
Never get the drop on me
I'm a real entertainer
Mischief maker
Lover in seven languages

My gun's for hire
Shoot you with desire
This gun's for hire
Shoot you with desire

Shoot you with desire
Shoot you with desire
A gun's for hire
Shoot you with desire

What you get, but shot
You can't get the drop on me, girl


"What are you speaking, German Brian?"



"Brian, what the hell are you talking about?"


Proud to have graduated Mrs. Moosen on 7/21/01

Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 07-26-2001 @ 10:13 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
YOU SHOOK ME ALL NIGHT LONG

She was a fast machine
She kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman I had ever seen
She had the sightless eyes
Telling me no lies
Knockin' me out with those American thighs
Taking more than her share
Had me fighting for air
She told me to come but I was already there

'Cause the walls start shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were making it and you -

Shook me all night long

Working double time
On the seduction line
She was one of a kind, she's just mine all mine
She wanted no applause
Just another course
Made a meal out of me and came back for more
Had to cool me down
To take another round
Now I'm back in the ring to take another swing

'Cause the walls were shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were making it and you -

Shook me all night long


Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

well if you're having trouble with the high school head
he's giving you the blues
you want to graduate but not in his bed
here's what you gotta do
pick up the phone
I'm always home
call me anytime
just ring
362436 oh
I lead a life of crime

dirty deeds done dirt cheap
dirty deeds done dirt cheap
dirty deeds done dirt cheap
dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

you're got trouble in your life of love
you got a broken heart
he's double dealing with your best friend
that's where the teardrops start
pick up the phone
I'm here alone
or make a social call
come right in forget about him
we'll have ourselves a ball

dirty deeds done dirt cheap
dirty deeds done dirt cheap
dirty deeds done dirt cheap
dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

if you got a lady and you want her gone
but you ain't got the guts
she keeps nagging at you night and day
enough to drive you nuts
pick up the phone
leave her alone
it's time you made a stand
for a fee
I'm happy to be
your back door man

dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

concrete shoes, cyanide, T.N.T.
done dirt cheap
neck ties, contracts, high voltage
done dirt cheap

dirty deeds
done dirt cheap
dirty deeds
done dirt cheap
dirty deeds do anything you want me to
done dirt cheap
dirty deeds
dirty deeds done dirt cheap



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Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
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posted on 07-26-2001 @ 11:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Hells Bells

I'm a rolling thunder, a pouring rain
I'm comin' on like a hurricane
My lightning's flashing across the sky
You're only young but you're gonna die

I won't take no prisoners, won't spare no lives
Nobody's putting up a fight
I got my bell, I'm gonna take you to hell
I'm gonna get you, Satan get you

CHORUS:
Hell's Bells
Yeah, Hell's Bells
You got me ringing Hell's Bells
My temperature's high, Hell's Bells

I'll give you black sensations up and down your spine
If you're into evil you're a friend of mine
See my white light flashing as I split the night
'Cause if [God's | good's] on the left,
then I'm stickin' to the right

I won't take no prisoners, won't spare no lives
Nobody's puttin' up a fight
I got my bell, I'm gonna take you to hell
I'm gonna get you, Satan get you

CHORUS

yeow
Hell's Bells, Satan's comin' to you
Hell's Bells, he's ringing them now
Hell's Bells, the temperature's high
Hell's Bells, across the sky
Hell's Bells, they're takin' you down
Hell's Bells, they're draggin' you around
Hell's Bells, gonna split the night
Hell's Bells, there's no way to fight, yeah

Ow, ow, ow, ow

Hell's Bells


fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
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Red Wings Captain Cecil
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posted on 07-26-2001 @ 11:56 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
ahhh...another thread of great music before my time
DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP
(1976)
(Young, Young, Scott)
If your havin' trouble with your high school head
He's givin' you the blues
You wanna graduate but not in 'is bed
Here's what you gotta do -
Pick up the phone
I'm here alone
Call me any time
36 24 36 (slaver)
I lead a life of crime
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
repeat
repeat
repeat
Your havin' problems in your life of love
You got a broken heart
He's double dealin' with your best friend
That's when the teardrops start -
Pick up the phone
I'm here alone
Or make a social call
Come right in
Forget about him
We'll have ourselves a ball
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
repeat
repeat
repeat
If you got a lady but you want her gone
But you ain't got the guts
She keeps naggin' you night and day
Enough to drive you nuts -
Pick up the phone
Leave her alone
It's time you made a stand
For a fee I'll be happy to be
Your back door man
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
repeat
repeat
repeat
Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT
Done Dirt Cheap
Neckties, contracts, high voltage
Done Dirt Cheap

LOVE AT FIRST FEEL
(1976)
(Young, Young, Scott)
You never told me where you came from,
You never told me your name,
I didn't know if you were legal tender,
But I spent you just the same.
I didn't think it could happen to me,
But I fell in love in the first degree -
It was love at first feel
repeat
repeat
They said it was disgustin'
They told me it's was a sin,
They saw me knocking at your front door,
And they saw me smile when you let me in.
Yeh honey we're all alone,
But lets get it happening,
While your mum and dad ain't home -
It was love at first feel
repeat
repeat
(Feel good just like I knew it would)





last time, the insects got me, but

This is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because
ass-fucker
posted on 07-27-2001 @ 11:27 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
WHOLE LOTTA ROSIE

want to tell you a story
about a woman i know
whn it comes to loving she steals the show
she ain't exactly pretty
ain't exactly small
42-39-56
you can say she's got it all

never had woman, never had a woman like you
doing all the things, doing all the things you do
ain't no fairy story
ain't no skin and bone
but you give it all you got
weighting in at nineteen stone

you are a whole lotta woman
whole lotta rosie, whole lotta rosie
you're a whole lotta woman

oh honey you can do it
do it to me all night long
only one to turn, only one to turn me on
do it all through the nght time
and right around the clock
to my surprise rosie never stops

you are a whole lotta woman
whole lotta rosie, whole lotta rosie
you're a whole lotta woman




IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 07-28-2001 @ 1:51 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
In honor of Jimmy Breuer:

1. FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK (WE SALUTE YOU)
For Those About To Rock (We Salute You) (1981)
Who Made Who (1986)
LIVE (1992)
SINGLE: Big Gun/For Those About To Rock-Shoot To Thrill(live) (1993)
(Young, Young, Johnson)

We roll tonight [We're on tonight]
To the guitar bite
Yeah, yeah, oh

Stand up and be counted
For what you are about to receive
We are the dealers
We'll give you everything you need
Hail hail to the good times
'Cause rock has got the right of way
We ain't no legend, ain't no cause
We're just livin' for today

For those about to rock, we salute you
For those about to rock, we salute you

We rock at dawn on the front line
Like a bolt right out of the blue
The sky's alight with the guitar bite
Heads will roll and rock tonight

For those about to rock, we salute you
For those about to rock, we salute you
For those about to rock, we salute you
Yes we do
For those about to rock, we salute you

Oooh, salute!
Oooh, ooooh yeah

We're just a battery for hire with a guitar fire
Ready and aimed at you
Pick up your balls and load up your cannon
For a twenty-one gun salute

For those about to rock - fire
We salute you
For those about to rock, we salute you
Those about to rock - fire
We salute you
Fire
We salute you
We salute you
Come on, whooa
For those about to rock, we salute you (x4)

Shoot, shoot (x2)

For those of you, for those who ????
Yeah
(Ain't gonna get tired, won't take a break, we salute you.)
We salute you (x3)
Fire


The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is
the man we want to be
Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than
Britney




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