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Tequila
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Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 08-06-2001 @ 8:14 PM      
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BECAUSE I GOT HIGH

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why
- cause I got high (repeat 3X)

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why
- cause I got high (repeat 3X)

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm selling dope and I know why
- cause I got high (repeat 3X)

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why
- cause I got high (repeat 3X)

I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic
- because I got high (repeat 3X)

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
- because I got high (repeat 3X)

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high
now I'm jacking off and I know why
- cause I got high (repeat 3X)

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
- cause I got high (repeat 3X)

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
and if I dont sell one copy I know why
- cause I'm high (repeat 3X)



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This message was edited by Tequila on 8-6-01 @ 9:21 PM
The Painter
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posted on 08-06-2001 @ 8:30 PM      
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I downloaded it from audio galaxy a week or two ago. Once you hear it, you can't stop singing it.

ErinMoran
posted on 08-06-2001 @ 9:08 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
Have you seen the video yet!?.....Are they white guys or black guys?



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Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 08-06-2001 @ 9:21 PM      
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I keep missing the video but I heard it was funny


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iiFatheadii
posted on 08-06-2001 @ 9:56 PM      
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the songs funny.. but krock rooned it

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posted on 08-06-2001 @ 10:16 PM      
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they have a music video on www.viewaskew.com featuring jay and silent bob




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posted on 08-06-2001 @ 10:28 PM      
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That is such a cool song. I can't get enough of it and I don't even smoke.



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posted on 08-06-2001 @ 10:47 PM      
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quote:

That is such a cool song. I can't get enough of it and I don't even smoke.


Suuure... what's that bong doing behind ur back

LOVE THIS SONG!

Being SINGLE...
Being FREE...
From All The SHIT...
You've Done To ME


jap bike jim
posted on 08-06-2001 @ 10:57 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I for one hate the song. Aint seen the video yet but I doubt that it will change my oppion. It just aint that funny.

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posted on 08-06-2001 @ 11:38 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
This is a great song. It's probably going to be the big summer hit that everyone at school will be singing in Sept. It's this year's "Thong Song", or "Fly" (sugar ray).

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Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 08-14-2001 @ 3:22 PM      
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I just saw the video fucking funny as hell


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FoundryMusicPaintballJoe
posted on 08-14-2001 @ 11:13 PM      
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Are They Actually Playing The Video On TV?


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Lent
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posted on 08-14-2001 @ 11:26 PM      
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God, that video fucking ruled.

(For those without cable connections Afroman is indeed black, and the video was a send off of one of the cheech and chong videos with the ice cream truck!)

Now we all know why we need to see this movie.


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Whackbag
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 1:53 AM      
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I guess my thread on this topic wasn't as glamourous as this thread.

FoundryMusicPaintballJoe
posted on 08-16-2001 @ 9:55 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I guess my thread on this topic wasn't as glamourous as this thread.


Jealousy?


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