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Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 1:33 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
My car is in the shop so I had to borrow my mom's to get to work today. She had a tape in her tape deck, and since I couldn't find anything better on the radio, I put it in.
It was Garth Brooks
I hate country music
I kind of enjoyed it
Help


Thunder Rolls

Three thirty in the morning
Not a soul in sight
The city's lookin' like a ghost town
On a moonless summer night
Raindrops on the windshield
There's a storm moving in
He's headin' back from somewhere
That he never should have been
And the thunder rolls
And the thunder rolls

Every light is burnin'
In a house across town
She's pacin' by the telephone
In her faded flannel gown
Askin' for miracle
Hopin' she's not right
Prayin' it's the weather
That's kept him out all night
And the thunder rolls
And the thunder rolls

The thunder rolls
And the lightnin' strikes
Another love grows cold
On a sleepless night
As the storm blows on
Out of control
Deep in her heart
The thunder rolls

She's waitin' by the window
When he pulls into the drive
She rushes out to hold him
Thankful he's alive
But on the wind and rain
A strange new perfume blows
And the lightnin' flashes in her eyes
And he knows that she knows
And the thunder rolls
And the thunder rolls

The thunder rolls
And the lightnin' strikes
Another love grows cold
On a sleepless night
As the storm blows on
Out of control
Deep in her heart
The thunder rolls

She runs back down the hallway
To the bedroom door
She reaches for the pistol
Kept in the dresser drawer
Tells the lady in the mirror
He won't do this again
Cause tonight will be the last time
She'll wonder where he's been



We're all here
Because we're not all there tonight


This message was edited by Doc Smith on 8-7-01 @ 2:54 PM
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 1:45 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
You might just be gay Doc. You may want to go to the doctor to get a checkup and remember, take your gay-away pills.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island

Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 1:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
Would "Lady Marmalade" or "It's Raining Men" be better for ya babe?

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe

Being SINGLE...
Being FREE...
From All The SHIT...
You've Done To ME


FeelMyFunBags
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 2:46 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I'm no country fan myself, but Garth f'n rules!!

Friends in Low Places

Blame it all on my roots
I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
The last one to know
The last one to show
I was the last one
You thought you'd see there
And I saw the surprise
And the fear in his eyes
When I took his glass of champagne
And I toasted you
Said honey we may be through
But you'll never hear me complain

'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh I've got friends in low places

Well I guess I was wrong
I just don't belong
But then, I've been there before
Everything's all right
I'll just say goodnight
And I'll show myself to the door
Hey I didn't mean
To cause a big scene
Just give me an hour and then
Well I'll be as high
As that ivory tower
That you're livin' in

'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh I've got friends in low places

I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh I've got friends in low places

I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh I've got friends in low places

I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay



why do I say I'm fine when it's obvious I'm not?
why's it so hard to tell you what I want?
why can't you just read my mind?





bluetarp
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 2:48 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Um, wel, uh, maybe I am going to be in trouble here.
[_____ anonymous type voice] My name is bluetarp, and I like country music[/_____anonymous type voice].
Of course I have lived south of the Mason Dixon line for almost half my life(16 years). In fact I burned a mix of 2(TWO) cds of my favorite country songs. Some of it is much more genuine than the Pop shit that is out there now. Some is hokey, but there is some great music coming out of Nasheville. There, I've said it.


It looks just like a TeleFunken U-47, you'll love it.
With leather?
Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 3:12 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Hey Shelle, when are you going to give me back my Indigo Girls CD anyway?

Now that would be gay


We're all here
Because we're not all there tonight
X-Filed
Rich Vos is the emobdiemnt of all that is teh funney
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 3:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
so not that your a country fan, do you find yourself attracted to your sister or mother??

"In the end Opie & Anthony always win!!!"
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 4:42 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
This song is me and my father too a tee

The Night I Called The Old Man Out




The dining room fell silent
I can't believe what I just said
I just told my dad he's full of it
And I watched his face turn red
And I should've said, "I'm sorry"
But I matched him shout for shout
I can still hear that screen door slammin'
The night I called him out

He said, "Son it's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you"
But somehow I couldn't help but have my doubts
'Cause I'd seen my own dear brothers crawl back in the house
Each time they called the old man out

Fist to fist and eye to eye
Standin' toe to toe
He would've let me walk away
But I just would not let it go
Years of my frustration
Had let me to this night
Now he'll pay for all the times that he's been right

He said, "Son it's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you"
But somehow I couldn't help but have my doubts
'Cause I'd seen my own dear brothers crawl back in the house
Each time they called the old man out

It was over in a minute
That's when I realized
The blood came from my mouth and nose
But the tears came from his eyes
And in memory of that fateful night
I know the greatest pain was his
And I just pray some day I'm half the man he is

He said, "Son it's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you"
But somehow I couldn't help but have my doubts
'Cause I'd seen my own dear brothers crawl back in the house
Each time they called the old man out

Just like my own dear brothers
I crawled back in the house
The night I called the old man out


FUCK YOU TEQUILA

Pit black shape with eyes of fire
Telling people their desire
Satan's sitting there, he's smiling
Watches those flames get higher and higher
Oh no, no, please God help me!


Proud Adopter of slickvic and LunaBabe




This message was edited by Brokenjaw on 8-7-01 @ 4:46 PM
SweetAngel
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 4:56 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Garth is great!

The Dance
Written by: Tony Arata

Looking back on the memory of
The dance we shared 'neath the stars alone
For a moment all the world was right
How could I have known that you'd ever say goodbye

And now I'm glad I didn't know
The way it all would end the way it all would go
Our lives are better left to chance I could have missed the pain
But I'd of had to miss the dance

Holding you I held everything
For a moment wasn't I a king
But if I'd only known how the king would fall
Hey who's to say you know I might have chanced it all

And now I'm glad I didn't know
The way it all would end the way it all would go
Our lives are better left to chance I could have missed the pain
But I'd of had to miss the dance

Yes my life is better left to chance
I could have missed the pain but I'd of had to miss the dance


And then there's always this one:

Shameless

Well I'm shamemeless when it comes to loving you
I'll do anything you want me to
I'll do anything at all

And I'm standing here for all the world to see
Oh baby, that's what's left of me
Don't have very far to fall

You know now I'm not a man who's ever been
Insecure about the world I've been living in
I don't break easy, I have my pride
But if you need to be satisfied

I'm shameless, oh honey, I don't have a prayer
Every time I see you standin' there
I go down upon my knees

And I'm changing, swore I'd never compromise
Oh, but you convinced me otherwise
I'll do anything you please

You see in all my life I've never found
What I couldn't resist, what I couldn't turn down
I could walk away from anyone I ever knew
But I can't walk away from you

I have never let anything have this much control over me
I work too hard to call my life my own
I have never let anything have this much control over me
I work too hard to call my life my own
And I've made myself a world and it's worked so perfectly
But it's your world now, I can't refuse
I've never had so much to lose
Oh, I'm shameless

You know it should be easy for a man who's strong
To say he's sorry or admit when he's wrong
I've never lost anything I've ever missed
But I've never been in love like this

It's out of my hands

I'm shameless, I don't have the power now
I don't want it anyhow
So I got to let it go

Oh, I'm shameless, shameless as a man can be
You make a total fool of me
I just wanted to you to know

Oh, I'm shameless, I just wanted you to know
Oh, I'm shameless, Oh, I'm down on my knees... shameless



Proud graduate of the Brokenjaw school for newbies

Thanks to Brokenjaw for my pic!
WoundedAngel
Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell.
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 6:38 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
I like country. My preference is Dixie Chicks and Deanna Carter but Garth Brooks is alright as well.

If Tomorrow Never Comes


Sometimes late at night
I lie awake and watch her sleeping
She's lost in peaceful dreams
So I turn out the lights and lay there in the dark
And the thought crosses my mind
If I never wake up in the morning
Would she ever doubt the way I feel
About her in my heart

If tomorrow never comes
Will she know how much I loved her
Did I try in every way to show her every day
That she's my only one
And if my time on earth were through
And she must face the world without me
Is the love I gave her in the past
Gonna be enough to last
If tomorrow never comes

'Cause I've lost loved ones in my life
Who never knew how much I loved them
Now I live with the regret
That my true feelings for them never were revealed
So I made a promise to myself
To say each day how much she means to me
And avoid that circumstance
Where there's no second chance to tell her how I feel

If tomorrow never comes
Will she know how much I loved her
Did I try in every way to show her every day
That she's my only one
And if my time on earth were through
And she must face the world without me
Is the love I gave her in the past
Gonna be enough to last
If tomorrow never comes

So tell that someone that you love
Just what you're thinking of
If tomorrow never comes



Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 11:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Hey Shelle, when are you going to give me back my Indigo Girls CD anyway?

Now that would be gay


When you give me back my Village People "The Indian" Headress and Leather Chaps

unstained.


Always Quick To Change Your Mind
Always Quick To Lose What You Find
Can You Be Trusted All Alone?
Can You Be Trusted On Your Own?

Hokey Pokey In The Butt
Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 08-08-2001 @ 7:55 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
OK, I feel a little better now. At least I know there are other people who aren't real big country fans but do enjoy some of the music.

Besides, Garth Brooks is more of a pop star, right? OK, I'm rationalizing...


We're all here
Because we're not all there tonight
bluetarp
posted on 08-08-2001 @ 11:19 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Okay, this is another admission. Although I am not gay, I also like the Indigo Girls. I actually have several of their CDs and tapes.


It looks just like a TeleFunken U-47, you'll love it.
With leather?
danked
Dankarella!
posted on 08-08-2001 @ 1:41 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
any chris gaines' fans here?

spitfire421
posted on 08-08-2001 @ 1:47 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I really despise Nashville crap - Thunder Rolls is a good son though - but I am a big fan of old country (Hank Williams, Jr., Johnny Cash, Wille Nelson, etc.) and I love bluegrass, especially Allison Krauss and Union Station, her voice is just too beautiful and she plays a mean fiddle lol
And since my mom always forced me to listen when I was little, I always have a soft spot for Kenny Rogers lol, but shhhhh! that'll roooin my rep :)

Allison Krauss and Union Station
So Long, So Wrong
I know I'll be lonesome
That brings about a little fear
I know I'll be sad and I'll be blue
I have given the best of me
When I forgot to say to you
What you forgot to say to me
So long, so wrong

I have tried and cared, baby, it was never enough
In your mind I never had a clue
So I'll repave the same old road I'm on
Where I forgot to say to you
What you forgot to say to me
So long, so wrong

Did we take forever in vain
Into the past
Did we think forever was really gonna last

You have tired me with your wanting ways
You can't buy yourself to be complete
I have given up caring anymore
Once you were big in a world that's small
And now you're all alone

Have we taken forever in vain
Into the past
Did we think forever was rally gonna last






I'm never gonna work another day in my life
The gods told me to relax
They said I'm gonna be fixed up right
I'm never gonna work another day in my life
I'm way too busy powertripping
But I'm gonna shed you some light

I have adopted graffixrulz into the School of Altered Reality[Email]spitfire@opieanthony.com">E-Mail Me



This message was edited by spitfire421 on 8-8-01 @ 1:52 PM



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