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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: My favorite fruit | ||||
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| Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 08-08-2001 @ 4:08 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00  | Movin' to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches I'm movin' to the country, I'm gonna eat me a lot of peaches I'm movin' to the country, I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches Movin' to the country, I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches Peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man In a factory downtown And if I had my little way, I'd eat peaches everyday Sun soaked in bowls just in the shade Movin' to the country, I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches Movin' to the country, I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches I'm movin to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches Movin' to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches I took a little nap where the roots all twist Squished a rotten peach in my fist And dreamed about you woman I poked my finger down inside, makin' a little room for a ant to hide Nature's candy in my hand or can or pie Millions of peaches, peaches for me Millions of peaches, peaches for free Millions of peaches, peaches for me Millions of peaches, peaches for free Look Out! Millions of peaches, peaches for me Millions of peaches, peaches for free Millions of peaches, peaches for me Millions of peaches, peaches for free Look Out!  Telling people their desire Satan's sitting there, he's smiling Watches those flames get higher and higher Oh no, no, please God help me! | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 08-08-2001 @ 5:20 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Whatever happened to that band.... But more importantly what got that song into your head? ;)  why do I say I'm fine when it's obvious I'm not? why's it so hard to tell you what I want? why can't you just read my mind? | ||||
| Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 08-08-2001 @ 6:31 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | quote: ammmmmmmm ahhhhhhhhhhhh well you see what had happend was... I think it had something to do about wood floors or something that some said they had in a game in another forum.. really not sure. ;) Telling people their desire Satan's sitting there, he's smiling Watches those flames get higher and higher Oh no, no, please God help me! | ||||
| CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 08-08-2001 @ 6:37 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Must....resist....urge.....to make......tequila.....joke....  Too much from the wounded But I see, See through it all See through, And see you. | ||||
| Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 08-08-2001 @ 6:44 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | quote: I will do it for you... Tequila likes oranges.. oh no wait he just sells them on the side of the road. and Yes CLS Tequila is a fruit but he's not my favorite. LNNFAO!!! Telling people their desire Satan's sitting there, he's smiling Watches those flames get higher and higher Oh no, no, please God help me! | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 08-08-2001 @ 7:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: LOL ooohhh okie I gotcha now :) Millions of peaches peaches for free.....grrr now its in my head....sadly I own the CD.... why do I say I'm fine when it's obvious I'm not? why's it so hard to tell you what I want? why can't you just read my mind? | ||||
| Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 08-08-2001 @ 7:43 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | quote: hahahahhahh so do I.. How about this one... Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow Meow, meow Meow, meow Little bag of bones been out all night Little bag of bones been out all night Can you hear him, scratchin' at the screen door Can you hear him, scratchin' at the screen door Little bag of bones been out all night He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his head He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his rain-soaked hide He's circlin' around my ankle He's circlin' around my ankle He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his hide Hey Kitty won't you come inside Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it Kitty at my foot and I want to touch it Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow Meow, meow Meow, meow Pussy purrin' and lookin' so satisfied Pussy purrin' and lookin' so satisfied I'm Lost in his little yellow round eye Lost in his yellow round eye Pussy purrin' and lookin' so satisfied Kitty rear up and scratch me through my jeans Kitty rear up and scratch me through my jeans Fuck you, Kitty you're gonna to spend the night Fuck you, Kitty you're gonna to spend the night Fuck you, Kitty you're gonna to spend the night outside Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it Kitty at my foot and I want to touch it Touch it, I want to touch it I wanna touch it, I wanna touch it I wanna touch it, wanna touch it I wanna touch it Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty touch it Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty touch it Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty touch it Kitty at my foot and I want to touch it Telling people their desire Satan's sitting there, he's smiling Watches those flames get higher and higher Oh no, no, please God help me! | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 08-08-2001 @ 8:37 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Ha Ha Ha Ha very funny mother fucker;) BTW - what does LNNFAO mean?  AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm | ||||
| Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 08-08-2001 @ 10:12 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | quote: It means FUCK YOU TEQUILA in Mexican. LMMFAO!!1 Telling people their desire Satan's sitting there, he's smiling Watches those flames get higher and higher Oh no, no, please God help me! | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 08-08-2001 @ 11:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh Totally motionless except for her heart Mud flowed up into Lump's pyjammas She totally confused all the passing piranhas She's Lump, she's Lump She's in my head She's Lump, she's Lump, she's Lump She might be dead Lump lingered last in line for brains, And the ones she got were sorta rotten and insane Small thing's so sad that birds could land Is Lump fast asleep or rockin' out with the band She's Lump, she's Lump She's in my head She's Lump, she's Lump, she's Lump She might be dead Lump was limp and lonely and needed a shove Lump slipped on a kiss and tumbled into love She spent her twenties between the sheets Life limped along at subsonic speeds She's Lump, she's Lump She's in my head She's Lump, she's Lump, she's Lump She might be dead Is this Lump out of my head, I think so Is this Lump out of my head, I think so Is this Lump out of my head, I think so Is this Lump out of my head... why do I say I'm fine when it's obvious I'm not? why's it so hard to tell you what I want? why can't you just read my mind? | ||||
| WoundedAngel Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell. | posted on 08-09-2001 @ 12:05 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | Well sugar's only sweetness Salt is ocean's tears And you were my only weakness For years and years and years You little yellow sweetie You were hiding in a jar Now my mind is gone completely Take off the lid and there you are You're my candy Candy Well the devil, she made sweet candy Took six days and nights to dream On the seventh day she rested Woke up early and made ice cream Now the devil, she must be a dentist With deep jawbreaker eyes Red rope hair, gum drop lips Cotton candy thighs You're my candy Candy Chocolate Lava stole my body And aftertaste stole my mind Left me danged and down defenseless And then sweet candy, she said goodbye Now my teeth are worn and useless My eyes too sunk to see My tongue swole up to twice its size And all I wanna do is eat Candy, my candy My candy, my candy Suckin' on my candy  | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 08-09-2001 @ 3:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Well, now that I have P.U.S.A. songs stuck in my head...I have to sit in a meeting now. I just know I'll start humming one of those without realizing itquote:They broke up after their first album and then sort of got back together to work with (God's honest truth) Sir Mix-A-Lot. Then they all fell off the face of the Earth  We're all here Because we're not all there tonight | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 08-09-2001 @ 3:45 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: FU Doc for now having this stuck in my head: I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny....arghhhhhhh why do I say I'm fine when it's obvious I'm not? why's it so hard to tell you what I want? why can't you just read my mind? | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 08-09-2001 @ 3:51 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | I know this isn't their song, but they do an awesome cover of it. Therefore making it my favorite PUSA song. Video Killed The Radio Star I heard you on my wireless back in '52 I like awake intent on tuning in on you If I was young it didn't stop you coming through oh-a-oh They took the credit for your second symphony (makes wierd noises) Rewritten by machines on new technology And now I understand the supernova scene oh-a-oh You met the first one oh-a-oh I met your children Video killed the radio star Video killed the radio star In my mind and in my car, we can't rewind we've gone too far And now we meet in an abandoned studio You hear the playback and it seems so long ago And I remember, the jingles used to go, oh-a-oh You were the first one oh-a-oh You were the last one Video killed the radio star video killed the radio star In my mind and in my car, we can't rewind we've gone too far oh, yeah Video killed the radio star video killed the radio star In my mind and in my car, we can't rewind we've gone too far Pictures came and broke your heart Put all the blame on VCR....ready?   | ||||
| Mr. Brownstone | posted on 08-09-2001 @ 3:56 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Presidents Of The Unitesd Sates of America = POT USA Two openings available at Mr. Brownstone Academy of Dance . | ||||
| Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101. | posted on 08-09-2001 @ 8:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | quote: Babe -- You know too much. Stop. ~*~ Hey BJ -- I thought this was going to be a Marco thing. Oh well. ~*~ Btw -- This was the first CD ever bought by my brother with the words "this band is gonna be HUGE" Heh.  | ||||
| Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 08-09-2001 @ 8:37 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | quote: Oh, my God Becky, look at her butt It is so big She looks like one of those rap guys’ girlfriends But you know, who understands those rap guys They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, okay I mean her butt it’s just so big I can’t believe it’s just so round, it’s like out there I mean, gross, look She’s just so black I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can’t deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung, wanna pull up tough ‘Cause you notice that butt was stuff Even the jeans she’s wearin’ I’m hooked and I can’t stop starin’ Oh, baby I wanna get wit’ ya and take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But with that butt you got makes [Me-me so horny] Ooh, Rumple smooth skin You say you wanna get in my Benz Well, use me, use me ‘Cause you ain’t that average groupie I seen her dancin’, to hell with romancin’ She’s sweat, wet, got it goin like a turbo ‘vette I’m tired of magazines Sayin’ flat butts are the thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back So fellas (Yeah), fellas (Yeah) Has your girlfriend got a butt (Hell, yeah) Tell her to shake it (Shake it), shake it (Shake it) Shake that healthy butt Baby got back [LA face with Oakland booty] Baby got back [LA face with Oakland booty] [LA face with Oakland booty] I like ‘em round and big And when I’m throwin’ a gig I just can’t help myself I’m actin like an animal, now here’s my scandal I wanna get you home And unh, double up, unh, unh I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout playboy ‘Cause silicon parts are made for toys I want ‘em real thick and juicy So find that juicy double, Mix-A-Lot’s in trouble Beggin’ for a piece of that bubble So I’m lookin’ at rock videos Nobby knee bimbos walkin’ like h@#$ You can have them bimbos I’ll keep my women like Flo Jo A word to the thick soul sisters, “I wanna get with ya†I won’t cuss or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna [Unh] Till the break of dawn Baby, I got it goin on A lot of simps won’t like this song ‘Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it And I’d rather stay and play ‘Cause I’m long and I’m strong And I’m down to get the friction on So ladies [Yeah], ladies [Yeah] If you wanna role in my Mercedes [Yeah] Then turn around, stick it out Even white boys got to shout Baby got back Baby got back Yeah, baby When it comes to females Cosmo and got nothin’ to do with my selection 36-24-36, uh-uh Only if she’s 5’ 3†So your girlfriend rolls a Honda Playin’ workout tapes by Fonda But Fonda and got motor in the back of her Honda My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hon’ You can do side bends or sit-ups But please don’t lose that butt Some brothers wanna play that hard role And tell you that the butt ain’t gold So they toss it and leave it and I pull up quick to retrieve it So Cosmo says you’re fat Well, I ain’t down with that ‘Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin’ And I’m thinkin’ ‘bout stickin’ To the bean pole dames in the magazines You ain’t it, Miss Thing Give me a sister, I can’t resist her Red beans and rice didn’t miss her Some knucklehead tried to diss ‘Cause his girls are on my list He had game, but he chose to hit ‘em And I pull up quick to get with ‘em So ladies if the butt is round And you wanna triple X throw down Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts Baby got back Baby got back Little in the middle, but she got much back Little in the middle, but she got much back Little in the middle, but she got much back Little in the middle, but she got much back Telling people their desire Satan's sitting there, he's smiling Watches those flames get higher and higher Oh no, no, please God help me! | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 08-10-2001 @ 12:10 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Grrr....BJ.....FU!!!!! ;) why do I say I'm fine when it's obvious I'm not? why's it so hard to tell you what I want? why can't you just read my mind? | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 08-10-2001 @ 8:45 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote:That line makes me snicker every time I think of it quote:What? It's my fault that I only seem to have a good memory for useless crap? Stupidity should be painful | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 08-10-2001 @ 11:06 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: OMG...I finally get that line!!! 22 years old and I finally get it...thanks Doc! why do I say I'm fine when it's obvious I'm not? why's it so hard to tell you what I want? why can't you just read my mind? | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 08-10-2001 @ 2:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote:Doc Smith De-purifying girls, one mind at a time Stupidity should be painful | ||||
| CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 08-10-2001 @ 2:21 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: don't think that would work; that implies that FMFB was pure at one time doc :) Too much from the wounded But I see, See through it all See through, And see you. This message was edited by CriticsLoveSnatch on 8-10-01 @ 2:30 PM | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 08-10-2001 @ 2:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Hmm...I think the jury is still out on that one, how abou this: Enlightening naive women, one mind at a time Stupidity should be painful This message was edited by Doc Smith on 8-10-01 @ 2:44 PM | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 08-10-2001 @ 3:42 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Hey now! I don't go around trying to get a seed planted in me everywhere I go! BE NICE!! ;) why do I say I'm fine when it's obvious I'm not? why's it so hard to tell you what I want? why can't you just read my mind? | ||||
| CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 08-10-2001 @ 3:44 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | i'm always nice ;) but hey, do pure girls go around askin for spankings? LOL :) Too much from the wounded But I see, See through it all See through, And see you. | ||||
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