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JEisen
posted on 11-18-2001 @ 2:20 PM      
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If Opie and Anthony were talented enough to beat Howard Stern head on, they would be the biggest commodity in radio. Wouldn't it make any sense, reguardless of what station they're on now, for them to go on the air in the morning, when people might actually listen if they cared to. You'd figure some station would offer them a lot more money to be the new biggest act in morning radio, than CBS is paying them to do a meaningless afternoon shift. Yet, the truth is, they will end up losing to nobody, because they suck and are no better than anybody else who imitates Howard Stern, or any better than an immitation of Survivor or Who Wants to be a Millionaire.

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posted on 11-18-2001 @ 2:57 PM      
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quote:

If Opie and Anthony were talented enough to beat Howard Stern head on, they would be the biggest commodity in radio. Wouldn't it make any sense, reguardless of what station they're on now, for them to go on the air in the morning, when people might actually listen if they cared to. You'd figure some station would offer them a lot more money to be the new biggest act in morning radio, than CBS is paying them to do a meaningless afternoon shift



You can't really be this retarded, can you? The whole point of running a company is to make money. Infinity has a money maker in mornings and now they have a money maker in afternoons. If Infinity already has a successful morning show, would it make any sense to put the other successful show on another station in the same time slot? I'll give you the answer because your too retarded to figure it out. The answer is no, it doesn't make any sense for Infinity to do this. The other problem is that Howard himself doesn't want competition (but you should already know this from everyone else's posts). He is too afraid to go head to head with anyone that has a good show. This means that he is hypocritical pussy who is only getting good ratings (and they aren't that good anymore) because there isn't anything else on in the mornings. And do you honestly think that afternoon drive isn't a good slot for a radio show? If O&A were on in the mornings I probably wouldn't be as energized to listen. The show was made for afternoons, not mornings. It makes people forget about their day, not dread it like Howie's show does. The fact is that you will listen everyday and in about two months you will have a new screen name and you will be posting threads about how great the O&A show was and how much you love O&A and blah blah blah.


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posted on 11-18-2001 @ 3:44 PM      
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because they suck and are no better than an immitation of Survivor or Who Wants to be a Millionaire.
You mean like Who Wants to be a Turkish Millionare? Also afternoon shift isn't worthless



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posted on 11-18-2001 @ 3:51 PM      
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Thread is moved since the sharks have not been feed in a while. Have fun guys.

And JEisen;
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or any better than an immitation of Survivor or Who Wants to be a Millionaire

Ouch really bad reference there.


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posted on 11-18-2001 @ 4:24 PM      
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Why does anyone even entertain these posts anymore? The people that post this shit are just drones whose opinion wont be changed. I gave up trying to explain why O&A are better than Stern a long time ago.



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posted on 11-18-2001 @ 4:40 PM      
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because i had nothing better to do today av8er. i know they won't change their mind, i know they won't listen to logic but it's fun nonetheless.



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posted on 11-18-2001 @ 4:56 PM      
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quote:

They have a show on in the middle of the afternoon, where there's no competition, and they still have shitty ratings and no one's heard of them


Hey isn't that were you idol stern started here in New York.The mother fucker was working on country station spinning records.If they had shitty ratings like you then they wouldn't be employed much longer.And maybe you haven't noticed all the WOW stinkers all over the tri-state area.Or the O+A signs at the live Wrestling events.Billboard in times square! And yes they were on t.v. for a short time with the XFL.WNBC friend.At 7:30 p.m. on SATURDAYS....So i'm sure plenty of people have heard of them.


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posted on 11-18-2001 @ 5:05 PM      
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quote:

Why does anyone even entertain these posts anymore? The people that post this shit are just drones whose opinion wont be changed



Actually, I think that the people who post these messages are unsure about where they stand and they are looking to find out more about O&A. I also think that there are a lot of people who only come to this board to read posts on this subject, but don't actually post anything about it. Everyone starts off wanting to defend Stern because it's like you grew up loving his show and you don't want it to have been for nothing. In my opinion, Stern used to be great. But after coming to this board and really thinking about it, he is nothing more than a hypocrite. In his perfect world he can talk about whoever he wants, but no one is allowed to say anything about him. He loves to read the rags and talk about all these celebs who are reported to do this and that, but anytime there is a story about him it is always wrong and the info is incorrect. People who come here to bash O&A just need a wake-up call or something to make them think more about the whole situation. I also entertain these posts because its a good way to get my post count up :)


JEisen
posted on 11-18-2001 @ 5:53 PM      
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Well you can all be proud that those two fake-ass bitches have their own bumperstickers, but just know- Opie and Anthony are trying to make a name off being Howard Stern, and Howard Stern has already made a name being himself. That's why they'll never touch him, and they'll never be worth shit.

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posted on 11-18-2001 @ 6:14 PM      
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2 things:
1: there are TWO prime timeslots in radio, the time to make the most money from advertisers..
the first, and admitedly usually the more profitable, being the morning drive, when people GO to work.. the second, and ONLY SLIGHTLY LESS profitable, being the afternoon drive WHEN PEOPLE LEAVE WORK.
you're arguments about o&a having a meaningless timeslot are not merely uninformed, but are so idioticly MORONIC they couldn't convince a bunch of retarded kids.

2: So having naked women on air, talking about sex, and being generally adolescent is copying Howard? Damn.. then I guess every teenage boy since a generation or two after ADAM have been copying Howard, eh? Does that mean Howard is god?? ALL PRAISE HOWARD THE ALL MIGHTY!!! HE IS THE SAVIOUR OF YOUR SOULS!! WE ARE ALL MADE IN HIS IMAGE!!!!

Sheesh.. are you so totally dense? you do know that HOWARD was doing the same things Imus was doing, and merely improving upon them, don't you?
Much as Imus was doing the same thing, only to an even earlier DJ (Filzy knows his name, I'm at a loss right now)
You are just so ridiculously clueless it's funny.. you come here defending your master with a false sense of indignation.. I say false because the ONLY time we even THINK about Howard is when one of you brainless mongoloids comes in here and waves him in our face.. LOOK AT HIM!! HE IS YOUR GOD!! THE HERETICS WILL BE PUNISHED!! get a life allready.

Oh, and you are living breathing PROOF that people have heard about O&A.. because no matter HOW you try to slice it.. you came across their show.. then you dug up one of their immediate associated websites.. either foundrey or the radio homepages.. and went EVEN further, and came to this only MARGINALLY associated message board to post your private indignation.

You sir.. are a PRIMARY example of the same thing that made Howard famous, only in an O&A vein... deny it all you want.. you've ALLREADY succumbed JUST BY BEING HERE!!


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posted on 11-18-2001 @ 6:35 PM      
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you know, i've read your posts, i've seen your 'point' and there is one thing i still don't understand and that's --
quote:

Opie and Anthony are trying to make a name off being Howard Stern
Please define to me, what 'being Howard Stern' is. I have a vague idea but you haven't really explained it.



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posted on 11-18-2001 @ 7:20 PM      
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quote:

As a high school senior



Well then, you must know everything about the world by now.

Opie and Anthony want to make you feel something: slavish love or complete hatred. They don't care. As long as they get under your skin, they've done their jobs.

You utterly loathe them to the point that you signed up onto their unofficial message board, then reply passionately to every comment posted in your inane thread.

They've made you feel something.

They've won.


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JEisen
posted on 11-18-2001 @ 8:09 PM      
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If you don't know what acting like Howard Stern means, you can believe your boys do. I can tell they listened to him for years, and are now on the air trying to recreate his success. Yeah, it gets under my skin, because they're plagerizing a great talent and doing shitty radio. Behind the scenes they're saying, I'm Howard, you're Robin, you'll be Jackie, and you'll be Baba Booey. Now let's have some women get naked and say everything we think Howard would say. It's sickening.

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posted on 11-18-2001 @ 9:28 PM      
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quote:

I'm Howard

Both Anthony and Opie are comical, so neither of them can be howard
quote:

you're Robin

THe show doesnt have a fat newswoman who laughs at every word she says
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you'll be Jackie

The hack comics that appear on O&A dont write for them
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and you'll be Baba Booey

Rick's teeth aren't big, are they?

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posted on 11-18-2001 @ 9:52 PM      
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quote:

I can tell they listened to him for years
Why, because they've admitted it?
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Rick's teeth aren't big, are they?
His muscles are



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posted on 11-18-2001 @ 9:56 PM      
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I said -- Rick's teeth aren't big, are they?
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Ikea said -- His muscles are

Someone's got a crush ;)

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posted on 11-18-2001 @ 11:05 PM      
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Behind the scenes they're saying, I'm Howard, you're Robin, you'll be Jackie, and you'll be Baba Booey. Now let's have some women get naked and say everything we think Howard would say. It's sickening.
this is probably one of the funniest statements i've ever seen on here. did anyone else picture them doing this, the ridiculousness of it all is just cracking me up.



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posted on 11-19-2001 @ 6:35 PM      
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Dude, stop smoking the pot. You may have caused too much brain damage.

I have listened to O&A from the begining. They have NEVER had a girl get undressed and then point out her flaws (your tits are too small, you need to vacuum out the cellulite, loose 20 pounds,...). They do not have porn stars or other brainless "names" and just babble "You are so hot, if I wasn't married" because visuals work so well on the radio. What they do is appreciate anybody who comes on the show to add something, whether it is a girl with NOTHING to pluh who wants to show her breasts, to a guy with a case of beer who wants to hang out, to a fucking 14 year old geek who has ran a fan appreciation site. O&A are a FAN based show, not a SKIT based show. They rely on their FANS for the best lines, not their skits and the relative humilation of freaks/drop-offs/blondes. O&A hang out with their fans, have parties with their fans, drop a "Hi" on this FUCKING message board when they are on FUCKING VACATION!!

No, O&A are in tune with their fans, Stern preaches from above. O&A are ripping off my best friends (and maybe Waynes Worlds), but in no sense, with the exception of being on the radio, are they ripping off Stern.







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posted on 11-19-2001 @ 8:23 PM      
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posted on 11-19-2001 @ 9:10 PM      
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Umm... JEisen.... have you ever heard of a guy named Steve Dahl?

Oh gee, I wonder why not...

He's only the guy Howard "stole" HIS entire gimmick from. What? You mean the Stink of All Media isn't original? He didn't invent the shock jock genre? Say it ain't so!

Your pussy hero is exactly the same thing you're accusing O&A of being. It's called a genre. When grunge became big, did you just run around saying everyone stole it from Nirvana, just cause they made it big first?

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posted on 11-19-2001 @ 9:11 PM      
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I just read this whole stupid thread. Can I please get those precious 20 minutes back that I've lost?





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JEisen
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 10:25 PM      
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I have listened to O&A from the begining. They have NEVER had a girl get undressed and then point out her flaws[i/]

I've listened twice and the second show I heard was some woman naked with them poorly imitating Howard, going, "Oh it's so horrible. Don't you ever shave? It looks like you got puched by Tyson down there." Howard's an asshole, but he gives an opinion that's honest and funny, not just trying to be outrageous.

have you ever heard of a guy named Steve Dahl?


No I haven't but I know that Howard is an original who has a funny show and is honest with his audience. Opie and Anthony just try to be Howard, with stupid radio gags mixed in like Whip 'em out Wednesdays and F-you friday.



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posted on 11-19-2001 @ 10:52 PM      
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quote:

No I haven't but I know that Howard is an original


Oh see, then we've figured out the problem.

You just don't have a clue as to what the fuck you're talking about.

Case closed. Thank you, drive thru.

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posted on 11-19-2001 @ 11:54 PM      
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And a fierce uppercut by FTL... looks like there's nothing further to see here. The tool hasn't even heard of the guy who Howard got his "original" show from. Come back soon, JEisen, your record now stands at 0 wins, 1 loss. Keep your head up, kid.



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posted on 11-20-2001 @ 3:53 PM      
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Maybe I've never heard of Steve Dahl, but I find it interesting that to be an Opie and Anthony fan, you have to keep the name of some guy who Howard supposedly stole material from handy. That's because of the few people who have heard of Opie and Anthony, most know them as one of the various shows that are trying to copy the success of Howard Stern. If this Steve Dahl had some original ideas that Howard uses, that doesn't change the fact Howard is funny and honest and Opie and Anthony are immitators with no talent.



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