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WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 12:09 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
thats right mr moosen im talking to you
you didn get the hint did you, you HAD to take the man i am in love with

im calling you out right here right now
a fight to the death for the lantern guy from bar 9
HES MINE AND IM TAKING HIM BACK BITCH


WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid...fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
Snoteater
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 1:38 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
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"Your Ego is a Muscle."
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 02-09-2002 @ 1:48 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
I got dibs on Spiderman.





I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
zootybang
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 2:07 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
[Dilbert to his pointy-haired boss] This Is one of those cry's for help I hear about, right?[/Dilbert to his pointy-haired boss]


God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.

Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker.



This message was edited by zootybang on 2-9-02 @ 2:10 AM
Flock of Moosen
OA.com's Bodyguard
Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 1:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
You just don't learn, do you little one. Well let me say this one time and one time only, the Bar 9 Lantern Guy is and always was mine!
He was just being nice to you last time out, but you took that kindness for something else. Now he's begging me to protect him from you.
Don't believe me? Well why don't you just ask him yourself. He's right here where he ALWAYS is.



"Beat me if you can. Survive if I let you." - Taz (ECW)

Bar 9 Lantern Guy
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 1:17 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
Yes Amy, it's true. Flock and I have been together for quite some time now. I mean how could I resist his charm and ohhhh, those arms.
I'm sorry if I led you on, but Flock is the only one I want lighting my lantern if you know what I mean. ;)


Flock of Moosen
OA.com's Bodyguard
Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 1:19 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Need I say more? No, I don't think so. Bottom line is Flock wins and Amy loses!
As a matter of fact, I have little Lantern Guy bend over the keyboard now and damn his lantern is really lit up. The brighter it gets, the hotter he gets.
How do you like them apples? :)



"Beat me if you can. Survive if I let you." - Taz (ECW)

GonzoStyle
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 1:21 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
This is neck and neck with JBA & Gooch's thread.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.


Bar 9 Lantern Guy
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 1:23 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
Oh God this is good! Give it to me Flocky, give it to me! My lantern is about to melt from the flame getting so hot.
Oh yeah, I'm gonna cum! Harder Flocky, harder!

See Amy, you just can't satisfy me like Moosen does. He's a REAL man. :)


Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 1:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
I'm scared. Somebody hold me.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

"Spoo" is "oops" spelled backwards. But it's more than just that. It was a powerful movement, a revolution if you will. It was truly ahead of its time. One man is responsible for this movement. This man had a vision. He created spoo with his bare hands and molded it into a force to be reckoned with. This man's name is IrishAlkey. Know him, appreciate his contributions to our society, for life as we know it would not be the same if it were not for him and his brilliant vision. Love the Alkey, embrace him with all your heart. Give the man his respect. Give him a hug. Lick his huge left ear. Rub his bald head. Long live the Alkey, and may God bless his soul.
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
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posted on 02-09-2002 @ 1:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
im scared too. flock is openly having gay sex with the lantern guy.


it can't rain all the time

In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLA


This message was edited by HyBriD on 2-9-02 @ 1:32 PM
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 1:32 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I'm scared. Somebody hold me

What happened to Alkey?


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

E-Mail Me
AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm

GonzoStyle
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 1:37 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

I'm scared. Somebody hold me.



I
have AIDS


Please
hug me




I
can't make you sick


This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 2-9-02 @ 1:38 PM
Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 1:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

I got dibs on Spiderman.



You wish.

I love the Wnew's Girl, Irish Alkey, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, FTL, and the Ree!

I am the darkest storms…

I am the ultimate rage…

I am the bleakest future…

I am the man in the shadows!



Flock of Moosen
OA.com's Bodyguard
Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 1:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

im scared too. flock is openly having gay sex with the lantern guy.

What's wrong with that? If you saw him, you'd want him too.



"Beat me if you can. Survive if I let you." - Taz (ECW)

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 8:20 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
thats it, you are going DOWN bitch!
you kid napped my man and posted as him to make me think he doesnt love me

i dont know how he was posting from your house when he was with ME all weekend, and he will be with me forever

lets see who he loves tomorrow

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------
i need a new sig pic
I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid...fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 9:07 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
look who lanter MAN went to last night, ME

youre stuck with lantern BOY, bitch

WHATEVER FTL

------------------------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
TheLatinJoker
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 11:20 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Cue the cat fighting sound effect.

I surrender to the mods.Do whatever you want.
Flock of Moosen
OA.com's Bodyguard
Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA
posted on 02-28-2002 @ 12:09 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

youre stuck with lantern BOY, bitch.

And this is bad how?
I like them young, tight and hairless. :)



Thanks Mrs. Moosen for the pics.
You are getting good at this cut & paste thing.

Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 02-28-2002 @ 12:34 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
flock...the sig...too big...lose it...that is all



Sometimes we can choose the path we follow.
Sometimes our choices are made for us.
And sometimes we have no choice at all.

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-28-2002 @ 9:30 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
well if thats the case flock then stay off my man or you will wake up missing a very vital organ

WHATEVER FTL

------------------------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, and BROTHER JOE, ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW, Flock of Moosen, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 03-01-2002 @ 5:20 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

flock...the sig...too big...lose it...that is all



Face...your life...too pointless and you're never really funny....lose it....that is all.

Flock of Moosen
OA.com's Bodyguard
Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA
posted on 03-02-2002 @ 3:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

flock...the sig...too big...lose it...that is all

What? It's only 2410 bytes larger than yours which by the way is over the limit itself. ;)

quote:

well if thats the case flock then stay off my man or you will wake up missing a very vital organ

My lower intestine? My liver? My brain? I don't get what you are implying. ;)

quote:

Face...your life...too pointless and you're never really funny....lose it....that is all.

Fez made teh funney. :)



Thanks Mrs. Moosen for the pics.
You are getting good at this cut & paste thing.




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