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JVoorhees
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 6:38 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

I on the other hand will show you what a true elitist is



Really?

quote:

Shut your fucking cum trap you big breasted fat bukkake enjoying cunt.



Words of a true elitist...



GO HOME HILLARY!

irishcros
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 6:41 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
You think I actually give a fuck if you're happy?

irishcros
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 6:42 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
Prepare yourselves. Coming soon is the part where I post my opinion in every board I can and try to get the high post count.

barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 6:43 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

You think I actually give a fuck if you're happy?
So, you don't care if we're happy? What could be meaner than not caring if we're happy? And, all the while I thought we were being mean to you. Turns out you were being mean to us. That's very bad. You're a very bad person. But, we do still love you so. We really hope you'll saty and give us a chance to try and make it up to you. Please. Please stop punishing us. We're only human. We all make mistakes. We didn't realize that we were dealing with supperior intellect. Please. Please just one more chance. Please. We'll make you happy. I know we can do it. Come on guys. Let's really try this time.




Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
Austin
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G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 6:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Hey ya scum suckin little fucking newbie... Do you think we care about your life or your plans?

5 bucks says FTL bans this fuck within 2 days.

I love the Wnew's Girl, Irish Alkey, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, FTL, and the Ree!

Listen while I load my gun

He said to me

Something 'bout a chosen one

It's comin' back to me

Watch him while I taste the sun

He said to me

Something 'bout a chosen one

You'll never be....

Milfa
Good newbie with a nice ass.
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 7:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

Any day of the week I could buy and sell at least half this fucking board.


Very nice Osama....Now, see if you can buy yourself someone who gives a shit...and while you're at it, maybe some lessons on sentence structure...DEEK!



Where's your Milf mustache?
;)
irishcros
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 7:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
Guess this English degree's going to waste, huh?

IrishAlkey
Chucky
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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 7:07 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Prepare yourselves. Coming soon is the part where I post my opinion in every board I can and try to get the high post count.


Gonzy will kick your ass!






I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 7:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Why do I have the feeling that this fuckface is the old IRISHENFORCER. (See how many of you guys remember that name)

I love the Wnew's Girl, Irish Alkey, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, FTL, and the Ree!

Listen while I load my gun

He said to me

Something 'bout a chosen one

It's comin' back to me

Watch him while I taste the sun

He said to me

Something 'bout a chosen one

You'll never be....

GonzoStyle
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 7:14 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

You're elitist computer nerds with too much time on your hands. I on the other hand will show you what a true elitist is.



Dude if you wanna prove that you're the most elitist computer geek here then you don't have to try that hard. The title is yours, no one else wants it.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.


irishcros
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 7:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
Not computer geek, just elitist. I'm not too good on a computer.

Disturbed
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Pac Man Power Pill Gunner
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 7:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:


irishcros@aol.com



The board should just block all AOL IP addresses. Would keep all the newbies away from the board.


This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it, as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed. My rifle and myself are defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviours of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy but peace. Amen

meegman
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 7:19 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
What is worse to have? A low post count or a low sperm count? This guy may be vulgar, but you people are retarded with the newbie crap. and the "ha ha. look he only has 40 posts. what a loser." average 30 seconds a post. 2000 posts. Means you have spent almost 17 hours of your life posting messages. and 30 seconds is being nice. damn i gotta go i just realized i have lost 12 minutes of my life. thanks god i am not you fuckers.

barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 7:20 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
Well, we could help you. Would that prove how much we love you? Please let us love you. We could. Really, we could. Most of us are pretty good at this computer stuff. We will teach you almost anything you want to learn. Just please stop hating us. Please just give us another chance to prove our love.



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
irishcros
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 7:21 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
Nice try fuckface. I have three e-mails.

WhackBagKid
TALK TO ME, GOMEZ.
HE WHO IS #1.
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 7:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
3 email addresses? wow!



I Will Be Your Dixie Chicken
If You'll Be My Tennessee Lamb
We Can Walk Together
Down In Dixie Land


Ree
Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Reaver Strike Battalion
Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred
Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 7:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

I am officially declaring war on this fucking board


And I am officially fucking your girlfriend while you're at war.

quote:

I just started posting a week ago and I've already realized you people aren't the true demographics of the show


Wow, that was quick. Congratulations on your witty and 'elitist' deduction.

quote:

Fuck you lowlife cocksuckers who give attitude to new posters.


I'm sorry if you skinned your knee, but please stop crying. If you can't read the FAQ and follow basic directions, perhaps this is not the best place for you.

quote:

Fuck you loose twats who enter contests to feel better about your fat ugly bodies.


If you are referring to the Naughty Nightie contestants I have one word for you... Sacramento.

quote:

Fuck you all.


The banter of a true elitist. But, no thank you, I'm spoken for.

quote:

Any day of the week I could buy and sell at least half this fucking board.


I'm sure you could. I hope you're happy with your money... for your hatred and contempt for others must drive away possible relationships.

Now if you hate this message board so much, wouldn't the most logical course of action be to leave and not stick around? Were you slighted THAT much, requiring you to stay here and "declare war" on an internet fansite?

As for the question of your genitals, I hope they get caught in a cessna upon takeoff while you wrestle with Magic Johnson on thumbtacks and chicken wire. A little, 'elitist' humor for you... bitch.





"This is the last smile, that I'll fake for the sake of being with you. Everything falls apart even the people who never frown eventually brake down... The sacrifice of hiding in a lie!" Linkin Park 'Pushing Me Away'

I love the WNEW'S GIRL and the Follow This Logic

I am Psycho Mark Incarnate Gak Gak Gak, Da Bink. FN Moron is my brother in weed, indeed.
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Pac Man Power Pill Gunner
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 7:34 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:


This guy may be vulgar, but you people are retarded with the newbie crap. and the "ha ha. look he only has 40 posts



Hes not a newbie because of his post count. He is a newbie because he is a moron. He is declaring war on the board? WTF does that even mean. He can get banned in a second, but im sure hes still here because he's amusing. He is taking the board way to seriously.

I don't have that many posts and I am far from a newbie. Post count does not = level of computer experience.

quote:


fat ugly bodies



He is saying that cause he probably has never even seen a woman. 60% of those girls in the contest are beautiful. You have been looking at playboy and internet porn too much. (Not that thats a bad thing, but get a sense of realism.)


This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it, as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed. My rifle and myself are defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviours of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy but peace. Amen

OAAWITE
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 7:35 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
We may look sweet and weak, but don't fuck with us.
irishcros
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 7:35 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
My problems not with the site. It's with these jerks jumping down my throat for being new. Nothing against the site. And I'm here because I'm a huge fan of O and A.

Flock of Moosen
OA.com's Bodyguard
Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 7:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

The board should just block all AOL IP addresses. Would keep all the newbies away from the board.

Hey, I take offense to that! ;)



"Beat me if you can. Survive if I let you." - Taz (ECW)

irishcros
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 7:38 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
and my problem's certainly not with these contestants. It's with the ones who shouldn't be posing, i.e. the fat ones, the ugly ones, the ones who are obviously over 40.

OAAWITE
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 7:43 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
and by the way, welcome back OAGirl.


barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 7:45 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

my problem's certainly not with these contestants. It's with the ones who shouldn't be posing, i.e. the fat ones, the ugly ones, the ones who are obviously over 40
Would you mind posting a pic for us? We'd like to take a vote on whether you are thin enough, attractive enough and, most importantly, young enough to be posting here at opieanthony.com



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 7:46 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

irishcros
Official OA.com Chew Toy for all to enjoy, but the clock is ticking.




Now, I wasnt here for the adoption thing, but how bout instead of just letting newbies post, we treat them like they do in Oz....

That's right, I propose the newbies who piss people off get taken on by the more regular posters as prags, for people to do with as they wish. I havent quite figured out a system for this, as I am just an idea guy.

Newbies = prags . Give it a thought.

Fo shizza my nizza, is it ok to say nizza?


prags "I haven't felt that good since Artie Gammell score against Holland in 1978." prags "When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!" prags "Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" prags "Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war." prags


This message was edited by TheJays on 2-12-02 @ 7:51 PM


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