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Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.		posted on 04-29-2002 @ 2:22 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
He's been chasing Sub around like a pussy whipped bitch for weeks now.

Ok Terrific :rolleyes:


Master of the Cold....
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.		posted on 04-29-2002 @ 2:24 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Bummer, Alkey's rule, our loss.
But if I close my eyes... >:o


Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Seattle Mariners are now 18 and 7
F-ing Yankees, I Hate Them
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 04-29-2002 @ 2:36 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:
nope, alkey told me to leave the one they call silera alone. i have to listen.


what he doesn't kljj897yyuyu bgh
ok
he knows
we'll have to try some other sti yiok

STOP IT

time.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 04-29-2002 @ 2:44 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
BE GONE, VAGINA VESSELS!





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 04-29-2002 @ 12:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
 :mad:



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself
fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!		posted on 04-29-2002 @ 1:50 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
MANASS AND ALKEY'S EAR ONLY!NO WOMEN ALLOWED!






My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!


this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 04-29-2002 @ 2:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Alkey said I could stay 'cause I look like a 12 yr old boy and I have man hands. But Drusilla's gotta go- her tits are HUGE.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 04-29-2002 @ 4:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
if i could give you some, i would.

:( bye bye :(





}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 04-29-2002 @ 4:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:
:( Bye Bye :(
NOooooooooo!!! Come back!!! I miss you!!! I need you!!! :(



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 04-29-2002 @ 5:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
 :-D yippee :-D
he let me back in.
probably only cause you missed me so much
but i don't mind

what can i say, we're fag hags.



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 04-29-2002 @ 10:09 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
he let me back in.
probably only cause you missed me so much



You'd better start growing a dick, and FAST.





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 04-29-2002 @ 10:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Do long nipples count?



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 04-29-2002 @ 11:03 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:
nope, alkey told me to leave the one they call silera alone. i have to listen.
I feel your pain.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 04-30-2002 @ 12:32 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
 :(



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 05-01-2002 @ 12:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
If I may interject... if this is to be a true GEEEEEY Chat thread, than lesbianism must be included. It says so right here in the FAQ:
quote:
What is the difference between a General Discussion and an Off Topic Post?
General Discussion refers to relevant Opie & Anthony topics. It is for threads discussing matters of the show, topics that are currently being discussed on the show, etc. All other subjects of conversation belong in the Off Topic category, which is broken down into sub-forums: Gaming, Wrestling, Music, Sports, and The Junkyard. It is important to keep posts in the proper forums in order to make navigation and discussion easier and more productive, so make an effort to be aware of where topics belong, especially when starting a new thread.

IMPORTANT All chat threads, no matter the nature of the subject, must include discussion, or outright acts of, lesbianism. We cannot stress this enough.

Alkey, I suggest you take your faeggit ass back to the closet.

Dru and Sil, you have the stage. Carry on. :-D



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...


This message was edited by The Brain on 5-1-02 @ 12:52 PM
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 2:13 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
I suck at teh being of gaey.

I guess Brain has proven that the vagina vessels can stay. But, in all fairness to the peaceful homos who tip-toe through the tulips in here, you MUST START EATING PUSSY! I feel this is fair. Now the gay chat can live on.

So let it be writen.
So let it be done.





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 2:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:
...you MUST START EATING PUSSY!...


Does it count if I taste my own pussy?

I'm sure I could reach it in the lotus position.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 8:33 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
good question



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 10:42 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Drusilla can stay if she tastes her own pussy. End of story.





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.


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