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Subzero316
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Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.		posted on 05-07-2002 @ 1:14 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
Who loves me?

I sure dont,remember im cold hearted. :-p


Master of the Cold....
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 05-07-2002 @ 1:26 AM      
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I Hate Myself For Loving You

Midnight gettin' uptight Where are you
You said you'd meet me now it's quarter to two
I know I'm hangin' but I'm still wantin' you

Hey Jack It's a fact they're talkin' in town
I turn my back and you're messin' around
I'm not really jealous don't like lookin' like a clown

I think of you ev'ry night and day
You took my heart then you took my pride away

I hate myself for loving you
Can't break free from the the things that you do
I wanna walk but I run back to you that's why
I hate myself for loving you

Daylight spent the night without you
But I've been dreamin' 'bout the lovin' you do
I won't be as angry 'bout the hell you put me through

Hey man bet you can treat me right
You just don't know what you was missin' last night
I wanna see your face and say forget it just from spite

I hate myself for loving you
Can't break free from the the things that you do
I wanna walk but I run back to you, that's why
I hate myself for loving you

I hate myself for loving you
Can't break free from the things that you do
I wanna walk but I run back to you that's why
I hate myself for loving you

I think of you ev'ry night and day
You took my heart then you took my pride away

I hate myself for loving you
Can't break free from the the things that you do
I wanna walk but I run back to you that's why
I hate myself for loving you
I hate myself for loving you
I hate myself for loving you


Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 05-12-2002 @ 10:16 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Luv Me, Luv Me
- Shaggy (feat. Janet Jackson)

Original lover, lover, mm, yeah, uh
(Yeah)
Catch a groove girl, catch a groove, that's right
Lover, lover, lover, mmm, Shaggy, DJ

A who da man dat love to make you moist and wet
(Uh)
A who da man dat love to make you moan and sweat
(Uh)
A who da man dat love to make you scream out "yes"
(Mr. Lover, Mr. Lover)
A who da man dat love to make you moist and wet
(Uh)
A who da man that love to make you moan and sweat
(Uh)
A who da man dat love to make you scream out "yes", naw
(Mr. Lover)
Sugar

Sweet, succulent and fine
A twinkling eye on my darling divine
I love the way you move all the way you're designed
Your only lines are my mind, forget the corny line
Now let me hit you off with this question sign
You seem to be the type for me to wine and dine
A little candlelight dinner toasted over some wine
Well, I will hit you off with this lyrical rhyme

Now Mr. Lover keep her rockin', Mr. Lover keep her rockin'
Mr. Lover keep her rockin' and swing
Now Mr. Lover keep her rockin', Mr. Lover keep her rockin'
Mr. Lover keep her rockin' and swing

[Chorus: Janet (Shaggy)]
Ooh boy, I love you so
Never, ever, ever gonna let you go
(That's right)
Once I get my hands on you
(Luv me, luv me, luv me sex machine)
Ooh boy, I love you son
(Mmm hmm)
Never, ever, ever gonna let you go
(That's right, uh)
I hope you feel the same way too
(You know dat)

Step in my caravan of love
So I can love, gonna give you hotter rubs
Dem ever wet kissies wit' dem brazen hugs
And now your sweet, silky body on my Persian rug
While we sippin' Coke from da same ol' mug
I'm readin' fortune cookies from the Chines proverb
It had some great stuff written in it with some cool rub-a-dub
A little ol' reminisce in the hot tub, huh

[Janet (Shaggy):]
Mr. Lover, Mr. Lover, Mr. Lover
(Let's fog up some window sills, girl, uh)
Mr. Lover
(Catch a groove back girl, catch a groove)
Mr. Lover, Mr. Lover

[Chorus]

[Shaggy (Janet):]
Girlie, girlie
You woke up a real love machine
Girlie, girlie
I live to make your beat
Girlie, girlie
Huh, I'll hit you between da sheets
Girlie, girlie
Whoo, I'll make you moan and scream
Girlie, Girlie
Yeah, you woke a real love machine
Girlie, girlie
Whoo, I'll hit you between the sheets
Girlie, girlie
Girl, you love to moan and scream
Girlie, girlie
You know what I'm sayin'
(Yeah)
Shuh

Girl, you're unique
Now let me take a whiff of that sweet physique
You're the only girl allowed to make my heart stop beatin'
Let me, ha, ha, start lickin' (?), let's kick it heartlessly
To be the lady of your color is an honor indeed
Leave a lastin' impression for weeks and weeks
I want to throw rose petals to your humble feet
Lay you gently on my sheet and sexercise you to sleep, huh

[Janet (Shaggy):]
Mr. Lover, Mr. Lover, Mr. Lover
(Uh, yeah)
Mr. Lover
(Catch a groove back girl, catch a groove)
Mr. Lover, Mr. Lover
Mr. Lover, Mr. Lover, Mr. Lover
(Let's fog up some window sills, baby)

[Chorus]

[Shaggy (Janet):]
The ladies still want me, hot like fire
If you come wit' me, you, me, can retire
Anytime you model girl, an instant fire
Somehow your power with Tommy Hilfiger
'Nuff dat designer wan' know your name
'Nuff of dem a put your picture in a picture frame
Wanna feel your body, man can't put no fame
Some model, of mi girl, and go enjoy your fame

Luv me, luv me, luv me, sex machine
I'm guaranteed to make you moan and scream
Luve me, luv me, luv me, sex machine
I'm guaranteed to make you moan and scream
Luv me, luv me, luv me, sex machine
I'm guaranteed to make you moan and scream
Luv me, luv me, luv me, sex machine
(Mr. Lover, Mr. Lover)

(Ooh boy)
I wanna tell this lady
So just come on, 'cause I'm the original Cupid
(Ooh boy)
Whoo, just like a stick through the arrow
Makin' us mate, ha, ha, ha

(Ooh boy)
Yeah, whoo
(Ooh boy)
'Cause I'm the ladies choice
And the girls get moist for the sound of the baritone voice
You get that, you get that
Baby, lover
Sexy undercover, uh, uh
Mr. Lover, uh, check out, check out
And I just love the way you just fog up my window sills, baby
Yeah, ooh
(Ooh boy)
(Ooh boy)
Let me know
I ain't gonna use no glow-in-the-dark you know what
It ain't hard to see, baby, whoo
(Ooh boy)
Swing low, swing low, whoo, swing low
(Ooh boy)
Lovin' all that, lovin' all that, shake it, baby, shake it
(Ooh boy)
Dig it, dig it, dig it, I dig it, I get it, I dig dat, I dig dat
(Ooh boy)
Lover, lover
(Lover, lover)
Sexy undercover
(Lover, lover)
Rauncy mutha, mmm mmm, no, no
Check it out I'm spinnin'
(Lover, lover)
Whoo
(Ooh boy)
Catch a groove back girl, catch a groove back
Let dem know dat
(Ooh boy)
I love this little funky beat
(Ooh boy)
Terry Lewis, Jimmy Jam said dat, uh
(Ooh boy)
Mr. Lover
(Mr. Lover)
Whoo
Wicked undercover
(Mr. Lover)
I'll be your nighttime lover
(Mr. Lover)
Wicked undercover
(Mr. Lover)




JYD4Life... get at me dog...
Living Legend
WankTruster
What's this? IrishAlkey's chewtoy? Thus then:
Living Legend=Faggot		posted on 05-12-2002 @ 11:53 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
Whitney Houston
My Love Is Your Love



Clap your hands ya?ll, it?s alright
(Repeat above through out song}{

If tomorrow is judgement day (sing mommy)
And I?m standing on the front line
And the Lord asks me what I did with my life
I will say I spent it with you, it?s alright

If I wake up in world war three
(World war, world war three)
I see destruction and poverty
(Oh my, my, my)
And I feel like I wanna go home
It?s okay if you?re coming with me, it?s alright

(Chorus):
Your love is my love and my love is your love
It would take an eterninty to break us
The chains of Amistad couldn?t hold us

Your love is my love and my love is your love
It would take an eternity to break us
And the chains of Amistad couldn?t hold us

If I lose my fame and fortune
(It really don?t matter)
And my home is on the streets
(On the streets, oh Lord)
And I?m sleeping in grand central station (okay)
It?s okay if you?re sleeping with me

As the years, they pass us by
(The years, the years, the years)
We stay young through each other?s eyes
(Each other?s eyes)
And no matter how old we get, oh
It?s okay as long as I got you, baby

(Repeat Chorus)

If I should die this very day
Don?t cry cuz on earth
We wasn?t meant to stay
And no matter what the people say
I?ll be waiting for you
After the judgement day

(Repeat Chorus until fade)




"Sometimes you have to read every word to get the whole picture."
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wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!		posted on 05-12-2002 @ 11:57 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Why do birds
Suddenly appear
Every time
You are near
Just like me,
They long to be
Close to you

Why do stars
Fall down from the sky
Every time
You walk by?
Just like me,
They long to be
Close to you

On the day that you were born
The angels got together, and
Decided to create a dream come true
So they springled moon dust
In your hair of gold
And starlight in your eyes of blue

That is why
All the boys in town
Follow you
All around
Just like me,
They long to be
Close to you





JYD 4 LIFE! WOOF WOOF!


My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!


this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because
Living Legend
WankTruster
What's this? IrishAlkey's chewtoy? Thus then:
Living Legend=Faggot		posted on 05-13-2002 @ 12:08 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
The Way You Look Tonight


Someday when I'm awfully low
When the world is cold
I will feel a glow
Just thinking of you
And the way you look tonight

O but you're lovely
With your smile so warm
And your cheeks so soft
There is nothing for me to love you
Just the way you look tonight

With each word, your tenderness grows
Tearing my fear apart
And that laugh that wrinkles your nose
Touchs my foolish heart

Lovely never never change
Keep that breathless change
Won't you please arrange it
Cause I, I love you
Just the way you look tonight

Just the way you look tonight






"Sometimes you have to read every word to get the whole picture."
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fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!		posted on 05-13-2002 @ 12:10 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
So many nights I sit by my window
Waiting for someone to sing me his song
So many dreams I kept deep inside me
Alone in the dark but now
You've come along

You light up my life
You give me hope
To carry on
You light up my days
and fill my nights with song

Rollin' at sea, adrift on the water
Could it be finally I'm turning for home?
Finally, a chance to say hey,
I love You
Never again to be all alone

You light up my life
You give me hope
To carry on
You light up my days
and fill my nights with song

You light up my life
You give me hope
To carry on
You light up my days
and fill my nights with song

It can't be wrong
When it feels so right
'Cause You
You light up my life





JYD 4 LIFE! WOOF WOOF!


My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!


this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 05-13-2002 @ 12:53 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
You people are so sweet. This is for you...





JYD4Life... get at me dog...
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-13-2002 @ 12:58 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
This forum has everything...fights, music, people telling each other to fuck off, BM rambling...

All it needs now is some nudity.

*cues silera*





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
It was LARGE, I swear.
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 05-13-2002 @ 1:01 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
So, the happy place needs visuals?



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dogs at??


Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 05-13-2002 @ 1:03 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:
*cues silera*




JYD4Life... get at me dog...
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-13-2002 @ 1:05 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
My balls.

Middle pocket.





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
It was LARGE, I swear.
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 05-13-2002 @ 2:02 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:
My balls.

Middle pocket.
I hope you don't scratch.



JYD4Life... get at me dog...
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.		posted on 05-13-2002 @ 2:22 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Nothin' like a good rack. Hubla, hubla. ::gun noises::


Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Seattle Mariners are now 26 and 11
Mangino
I live... again.		posted on 05-13-2002 @ 2:22 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:
I hope you don't scratch


he should wash better if he does

Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!!
Beware my posts....I might be banned again!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-13-2002 @ 11:34 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I tore the felt since I forgot to chalk the stick.

(have we ran through all the sexually suggestive, billiard related, innuendos yet?)





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
It was LARGE, I swear.
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 05-14-2002 @ 12:15 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:
have we ran through all the sexually suggestive, billiard related, innuendos yet?
Yes. Let's move on to darts now.



JYD4Life... get at me dog...
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-14-2002 @ 12:24 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
I always aim for her bullseye.





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
It was LARGE, I swear.


This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 5-14-02 @ 12:32 AM
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 05-31-2002 @ 2:27 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:
I always aim for her bullseye.





JYD4Life... get at me dog...
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-31-2002 @ 10:27 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
You must've been bored last night.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
VG drives my puppy bus!



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