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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Silera's happy place
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 12:39 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Silera, Rape...

May I have permission to jerk off to your text?



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 05-10-2002 @ 12:39 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Good girl.





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
It was LARGE, I swear.
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 05-10-2002 @ 12:46 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

May I have permission to jerk off to your text?


May I have permission to jerk off to you jerking off to their text?





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
It was LARGE, I swear.
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 05-11-2002 @ 12:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

May I have permission to jerk off to your text?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

May I have permission to jerk off to you jerking off to their text?

Can we request that neither of you post any of your habitual masturbation techniques as you jerk off to their text? :rolleyes:

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...

This message was edited by The Brain on 5-11-02 @ 12:39 PM
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-11-2002 @ 2:11 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Can we request that neither of you post any of your habitual masturbation techniques as you jerk off to their text?



I just jerked off to you telling us what to do.





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
It was LARGE, I swear.
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-19-2002 @ 7:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
I just want to see how long it's gonna take me. I 'll be back in a bit.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 05-19-2002 @ 7:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
I know this was a while back, but...

quote:

Can we request that neither of you post any of your habitual masturbation techniques as you jerk off to their text?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I just jerked off to you telling us what to do.


While Silera's tracking how long it will take for her to get her jollies off, I think I'll go see how long it will take for me to stop puking. :( >:o :(

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-19-2002 @ 7:12 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
I'm finished.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 05-19-2002 @ 7:20 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

I'm finished.


Details...DETAILS! Can we have some details, Please?


...Standing on the gallows with my head in a noose...any minute now I'm expecting all hell to break loose...people are crazy and times are strange I'm locked in tight, I'm out of range I used to care, but things have changed.

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-19-2002 @ 7:26 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Details...DETAILS! Can we have some details, Please?


Well, I read up until where Silera wrote...
quote:

I just want to see how lo...


...and then I messed myself. My pants are moist and gooey, and my pubes are probably clumped together.

Luna's turn!






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 05-19-2002 @ 7:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Luna's turn!



Let me just say this: Buzzzzz Buzzzzz Buzzzzzzz

Think Bumble Bees! :-D


...Standing on the gallows with my head in a noose...any minute now I'm expecting all hell to break loose...people are crazy and times are strange I'm locked in tight, I'm out of range I used to care, but things have changed.

The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 05-19-2002 @ 8:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Let me just say this: Buzzzzz Buzzzzz Buzzzzzzz

Think Bumble Bees! :-D

??? :confused: ??? :confused: :confused: ??? :confused: ???

The "Killer Bee" sketch :-D

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...

This message was edited by The Brain on 5-19-02 @ 8:08 PM
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-19-2002 @ 8:49 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
*UPDATE*

She came so hard, she fell asleep...

*UPDATE*






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 05-19-2002 @ 8:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

She came so hard, she fell asleep...

She got her rocks off, then fell asleep and left ya hanging, huh?

At least now we know who's the man in your relationship. :-p

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-19-2002 @ 9:47 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
I'd be happy just to be in the same room as her rocks.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-19-2002 @ 11:32 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

She came so hard, she fell asleep...


I was lying on the bed, naked, touching myself rubbing my hand up and down on my crotch. I imagined being on my knees, using my left hand to pleasure myself while I was giving head. My mouth watered imagining it grow in my mouth and feeling it hard and pulsating hitting my throat and making me bob up and down.

I thrust my pelvis into my hand slowly girating into it, holding my pelvis up for a few seconds each time and clenching my pussy around my fingers as I did. I kept thrusting faster and then just held myself up and started sliding my hand up and down, lubing myself with my own juice. I rubbed my clit with my thumb and slid my index and fore finger in and out of me over and over again.

I felt the sweat forming on my forehead and lower back and started moaning. I wanted to cum so bad but I held it and kept fingering myself. I started to tense and release my pussy to the rythm of my fingers going in and out. I used my right hand to play with my hard nipples and tried to keep from cumming but I couldnt take it anymore.

I felt my pussy, thighs, hips, and legs tighten up and screamed out as I came. Then I rolled over on my side immediately, and left my hand on my pussy while I slept.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 12:06 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Well, that was worth the delay.

Christ!






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 3:52 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

*UPDATE*

She came so hard, she fell asleep...

*UPDATE*

At least she knew to cum before falling asleep.



I LOVE THE MORON
Mangino
I live... again.
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 10:07 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
I have spent more money on tissue paper than I ever thought possible because of this thread.

Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!!
Beware my posts....I might be banned again!
Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 4:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

At least she knew to cum before falling asleep.


::wacky horn::

another great masturbation session by silera. :)


Master of the Cold....
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 4:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

and left my hand on my pussy while I slept.



Cuddling time????

Quote of the Dayssssss - "Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol" - Somebody


silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 4:17 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

Cuddling time????


Toto likes to be pet.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 4:20 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

::wacky horn::



You don't even understand the joke that Rape was making. So, once again, take your stupid, dimwitted, out-of-the-motherfucking-loop wacky horn and insert it so far into your colon that you can play music out your nostrils.

And get the fuck out of this thread.
You're not wanted here, or anywhere for that matter.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
PlasticMan
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dhalsim-Style Hand to Hand Specialist
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 7:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Yeah, IA, I officially take back everything I said about tooling on this guy. It's inexcusable to bring that horrible schtick into this thread.

Silera. Damn. Don't know whether to thank you or damn you for making it impossible to work this afternoon.


It wasn't lies, it was just...bullshit.
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 2:43 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

::wacky horn::






JYD4Life... get at me dog...


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