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pleasure4me
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 11:14 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
he can't be for real. fuckin little shits like that crack me up. you know you are a pussy, so you act like a badass in chat rooms or mess. boards.

whats the matter lil' austin? mommy didn't hug you enough? so you cry with your face in the pillow while some lonely guy is fucking you in the ass?? poor spoiled brat. i bet you drive mommy and daddy's car to meet your johns.

IT RUBS THE LOTION ON IT'S LEGS....
Danked
Dankarella!
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 11:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Just give it up and leave. Save yourself the trouble. You're overestimating how much we even give a shit. We tool and you're one of the rare hyper-sensitive, self-important assholes that couldn't take it. Eventually, a mod will get sick of seeing your topics doing nothing but trying to cause trouble and you'll be banned and forgotten. Plenty of people like you have came and went. If you can't take a little tooling, you don't belong here anyway.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
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posted on 05-09-2002 @ 11:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
yea, i fuckin hate that douche austin.



;)


"Because we don't know when we will die, We get to think of life as an inexhaustible well. Yet everything happens a certain number of times, and a very small number, really. How many more times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood? An afternoon that’s so deeply a part of your being that you can't even conceive of your life without it. Perhaps four or five times more, perhaps not even that. How many more times will you watch the full moon rise? Perhaps twenty. And yet it all seems limitless." -Brandon Lee

pleasure4me
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 11:32 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
i thought this was the junkyard
seems like you(danked) and your lil' bitch austin can't take the tooling!!!

[Sarcasm]oh no danked, you gonna get me banned???oh no! [/Sarcasm]

take the tooling like a man you little bitch fagget ;)

IT RUBS THE LOTION ON IT'S LEGS....
Danked
Dankarella!
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 11:38 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
No, actually. You couldn't be more wrong. Normally, I couldn't care less about dicks like you, but I'm pretty trashed. (It's an unofficial Friday for me. Woo-hoo!) I come here to have fun. Breaks up the monotony of my day. Then some asshole like you comes here, trying to prove himself. There's plenty of people (and I emphasize plenty) that have shown up here with your attitude and become productive members of this board. So whatever, have fun with ever you plan on doing.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 11:39 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

he can't be for real. fuckin little shits like that crack me up. you know you are a pussy, so you act like a badass in chat rooms or mess. boards.



Ya know... for a newbie you certainly do know me well. You know why I act like a bad ass? BECAUSE I AM ONE. I am not a nice person and I'm not the type of person you want to be toying around with you worthless little shit. btw... I AM THE REAL DEAL!! NEVER doubt that.

Now you might not understand this when I say this, but you actually made me fuckin laugh today. The fact that I got to you enough for you to make this whole thread all about me. Thanks man, I haven't lost my touch.

Now what was it that spurred on this sudden occasion for your balls to drop and call me out like this? The fact that I called you on the fact that you are an assinine piece of garbage that has less sense then a fucking pinwheel? Well?

quote:

yea, i fuckin hate that douche austin.



heh heh. :-D

EDIT- Sweet lord you MUST be kidding me.

quote:

i thought this was the junkyard
seems like you(danked) and your lil' bitch austin can't take the tooling!!!


Funny... actually you waited for me to log the board for you to make your retarded little thread. Nice try dick.

Thanks for the heads up Hybrid, you fuckin rule.

I love the Wnew's Girl, Irish Alkey, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen, Lunababe, Brokenjaw and my brother in Rage!

Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry?
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Scenes are changing…

You collect the sand on our souls…

You can make it okay...

If you pave your own way…

Bear down and reach the higher ground…

Your momentum has swayed…

From all the shit in the world today…

Climb aboard, strap yourself in…

And wait for the ride of life to begin...



The Rage - O - Holicz Are in 2nd place!




This message was edited by Austin on 5-9-02 @ 11:47 PM
Danked
Dankarella!
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 11:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

The fact that I got to you enough for you to make this whole thread all about me.


Seriously, I felt the same way... but me of all people. :rolleyes:


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
Living Legend
WankTruster
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Living Legend=Faggot
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 12:08 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
I'm not on the board that long - but all I know is that people like you should get there hand cut in a lawn mower - Danked's right, you come to start trouble and ruin it for people trying to have fun like me - Obviouslly you have no friends here so be gone.



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posted on 05-10-2002 @ 12:18 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
pleasure4me, you an an assfuck - plain and simple. Make use of this as soon as possible :



Oh, and I would think twice about fucking with Austin - you really don't know what you're getting yourself into.


The line between fantasy and reality is the same as that between sanity and insanity...which side of the line are you on?


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Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
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It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
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posted on 05-10-2002 @ 12:26 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
So how long untill pleasure4me gets Banned?


Master of the Cold....
IrishAlkey
Chucky
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
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Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 05-10-2002 @ 12:42 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Been there.

Done that.

Puked on the t-shirt.

Next!





WOW
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diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 7:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
Where can a nigga get a sandwich round here?


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 8:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Where can a nigga get a sandwich round here?




PFFT, Hack.

I love the Wnew's Girl, Irish Alkey, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen, Lunababe, Brokenjaw and my brother in Rage!

Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry?
AIM | E-mail

Scenes are changing…

You collect the sand on our souls…

You can make it okay...

If you pave your own way…

Bear down and reach the higher ground…

Your momentum has swayed…

From all the shit in the world today…

Climb aboard, strap yourself in…

And wait for the ride of life to begin...



The Rage - O - Holicz Are in 2nd place!
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 8:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
Crack


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
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posted on 05-11-2002 @ 3:06 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Things just ain't what they used to be.


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 05-11-2002 @ 3:50 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Things just ain't what they used to be.


The Watcher
[Dr. Dre]
Things just ain't the same for gangstas.
Times is changing, young niggas is aging,
Becoming old gees in the game and changing,
To make way for these new names and faces, but
The strangest things can happen from rappin, when
Niggas get wrapped up in image and actin,
Niggas get capped up and wrapped in plastic,
Zipped up in bags when it happens, that's it.
I've seen em come; I've watched em go,
Watched em rise, witnessed it and watched em blow.
Watched em up high, suddenly watched em grow.
Watched the lawsuits when they lost the dough.
Best friends and money: I lost them both.
Went, visited niggas in the hospital.
It's all the same shit all across the globe.
I just sit back and watch the show. (The watcher)
Chorus:
Everywhere that I go
Ain't the same as befo' (The watcher)
People I used to know
I got people I know (The watcher)
Who got people they know
So I suggest you lay low (I watch)
[Dr. Dre]
I moved out of the hood for good, you blame me?
Niggas ain't made me if niggas they can't be.
But niggas can't hit niggas they can't see.
I'm out of sight, now I'm out of they dang reach.
How would you feel if niggas wanted you killed?
You'd probably move to a new house on a new hill.
And choose a new spot if niggas wanted you shot,
I ain't a thug, how much Tupac in you, you got
I ain't no bitch neither.
It's either my life or your life,
And I ain't leaving, I like breathing.
Nigga we can go round for round,
Clip for clip, shit, fo'-pound for pound.
Nigga if you really want to take it there we can,
Just remember that you fuckin with a family man.
I got a lot more to lose than you, remember that,
When you wanna come and fill these shoes. (The watcher)
Chorus
[Dr. Dre]
Things just ain't the same for gangstas,
Cops is anxious to put niggas in handcuffs.
They wanna hang us, see us dead, enslave us,
Keep us trapped in the same place we're raised in.
Then they wonder why we act so outrageous,
Run around stressed out and pull out gauges.
Cause everytime you let the animal out cages,
It's dangerous to people who look like strangers.
But now we got a new era of gangstas,
Hustlers and youngsters livin amongst us.
Lookin at us, now callin us busters,
Can't help but reminisce back when it was us.
Nigga we started this gangsta shit.
And this the motherfuckin thanks I get?
It's funny how time fly,
I'm just havin fun, just watchin it fly by. (The watcher)
Chorus
(The watcher)








WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
It was LARGE, I swear.
Tequila
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Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 05-11-2002 @ 5:09 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Some one wake me up when this asshole has something interesting to say.

You might need this



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This message was edited by Tequila on 5-11-02 @ 6:08 PM
BIV
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totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 05-11-2002 @ 9:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

he can't be for real. fuckin little shits like that crack me up. you know you are a pussy, so you act like a badass in chat rooms or mess. boards.

whats the matter lil' austin? mommy didn't hug you enough? so you cry with your face in the pillow while some lonely guy is fucking you in the ass?? poor spoiled brat. i bet you drive mommy and daddy's car to meet your johns.


You have no idea what you're getting yourself into. Trust me on this, let it go.


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I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
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C'mon, Boston isn't that tough!



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