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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: How tall are you?
Mr. Croup
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 3:17 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 02
5'8" and 1/2

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 3:21 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
5'5


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big, and Tallguy 22

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 3:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

IrishAlkey posted in another thread a looong time ago...

Ants is taller lying down than he is standing up.




JYD4Life... get at me dog...
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 3:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
5'8"


"Because we don't know when we will die, We get to think of life as an inexhaustible well. Yet everything happens a certain number of times, and a very small number, really. How many more times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood? An afternoon that’s so deeply a part of your being that you can't even conceive of your life without it. Perhaps four or five times more, perhaps not even that. How many more times will you watch the full moon rise? Perhaps twenty. And yet it all seems limitless." -Brandon Lee
JYD-4-LIFE! woof!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 05-14-2002 @ 3:42 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
7 1/4"





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
It was LARGE, I swear.
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 3:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

7 1/4"
Wow, you must be a midget. I hate midgets.



JYD4Life... get at me dog...
Living Legend
WankTruster
What's this? IrishAlkey's chewtoy? Thus then:
Living Legend=Faggot
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 4:11 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
5'7



"Sometimes you have to read every word to get the whole picture."
E-Mail
/AIM
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 4:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
5'7"



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 4:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
5'7"

Pah! Who needs tall?




Daddy's Little Girl
I often find my opinions stick out like an erection in a lesbian bar.




This message was edited by HydratedPeach on 5-14-02 @ 4:51 PM
rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 5:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
5'9"



Shit Can Happen

2002 Crack Committee Objectives:

:-P

1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year

:)

2. Hate the Braves with a passion

:confused:

3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year

:-D

4. Mets win World Series!!!

:-D

5. Have Red Sox miss the playoffs yet finish 10 games in front of the Yankees

:)
JimboSHU
my status is extremely accurate.
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 6:26 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
5'10-11ish"


AIM/E-mail

katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 8:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
5'4"


Visit this Website

crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 8:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
5'2 i win :-D



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com
scmods
Break into my dad's pc and go to the porno directory. It takes a lot to freak me out, and his archive can do it. Time & Time Again.
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 8:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
5'5.999999"



State County Municipal Offender Database System
Lurker Deluxe
Tallguy 22
Fuck, I cant fucking spel or kant fucking cuont eithre! but...I LOVE TEH COCK!!!
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 9:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
6'4 (still growing)



WOW

1888RUSTYTROMBONE
It took me 3 minutes to edit nothing
posted on 05-15-2002 @ 12:07 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
5'10"


2002 Crack Committee Objectives:
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year
2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year
4. Mets win World Series
5. Roger Clemens finally steps into the batters box at Shea.
goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 05-15-2002 @ 12:25 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
6'3"


The line between fantasy and reality is the same as that between sanity and insanity...which side of the line are you on?


You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna say hi.

What do you think should be in the black box?


Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 05-15-2002 @ 12:26 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
5'8"


Master of the Cold....
The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 05-15-2002 @ 12:28 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
6'


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

Tussle King
I swear it was this big
posted on 05-15-2002 @ 8:52 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
~5'10"

The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 05-15-2002 @ 8:56 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
The saucy Brit said:

quote:

5'2 i win :-D

Just wait until Cunt-Twat posts in here... she wins hands down. :-p

Oh yeah, I'm 6'0" even. Pretty tall for a mouse, no?

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
mikehern
JBA gave a cool status to mikehern
posted on 05-15-2002 @ 9:16 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 02
5'10





Sig pic? We ain't got no sig pic. We don't need no sig pic. I don't have to show you any stinking sig pic!

Black Lazerus
posted on 05-15-2002 @ 9:25 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
6'4"

Who said that i even Liked you?

Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 05-15-2002 @ 3:42 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
take a guess? and any guess over 4 foot doesn't count.


As I look out my window watching the tornadoes and hurricanes pass,
and rain falls from the top of skyscrapers,
I warm food in my microwave as it
ZAPS the tomatoes warm
The tomatoes are effable, wouldn't you say?

QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team
posted on 05-15-2002 @ 5:10 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
5'5" and growing...slowly but surely

My Sigpics and such...
AIM | E-MAIL
I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too. Waiting there for me, Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall - My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley. I've got Peter Criss. Waiting there for me, Yes I do,I do. In the garage I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage - Where I belong, No one hears me sing this song. In the garage. I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words, and I love every one. Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do


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