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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: I have a beautiful penis
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 10:31 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
It's just cute as a button and almost as big.

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 10:44 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Prove it.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
VG drives my puppy bus!

Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 05-28-2002 @ 11:09 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
If your penis is anything like your funney, it's small, non-noteworthy and not even worth speaking of



Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me


Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 11:11 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
don't play coy,
you did a good job fondling it.

LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 11:13 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
O!M!G! Pen...step away from the crackpipe.....I repeat....STEP AWAY FROM THE CRACK PIPE!!!!


Until you stalk and overrun, You can't devour anyone. - Hobbes

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 11:17 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I was talking to Alkey,
face just got in the way.

Do you want to see my pretty penis Luna?

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 11:17 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I'm picturing Ken posting this naked while wearing a sombrero.

Wait a second. I'm mixing up my gimmick posters again.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
VG drives my puppy bus!

Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 05-28-2002 @ 11:26 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
quote:
I'm mixing up my gimmick posters again.


This from the original gimmick poster...shit did I let that out of the bag again? ;)



Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me


Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 11:28 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
did I let that out of the bag again?

I thought you packed the bags.....
Face why are you so jealous of my beautiful penis?

LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 11:28 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
quote:
I'm picturing Ken posting this naked while wearing a sombrero.


He can wear the sombrero all he likes...but, if he wears the horns I'm-a pop him in his nose! :mad:


Until you stalk and overrun, You can't devour anyone. - Hobbes

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 11:34 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
This from the original gimmick poster...shit did I let that out of the bag again?


>)






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
VG drives my puppy bus!

Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 05-28-2002 @ 11:39 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
Hey I pack the bags, you pack the fudge. We all do what we have to correct?



Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me


Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 11:45 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Face, your humor only makes your attack of mine hurt all the worse.

My beautiful penis shall never be marred with man ass.

Luna, I sit on teh horns.

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 11:54 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Very misleading title, I thought I was going to see Ken's pen.

Quote of the Dayssssss - "Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol" - Somebody


LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 11:57 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
quote:
Luna, I sit on teh horns.


That's it, Buster! :mad:
You are soooooo gonna suffer now!


Until you stalk and overrun, You can't devour anyone. - Hobbes

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 12:14 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Luna rage = soft breeze






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
VG drives my puppy bus!

LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 12:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:
Luna rage = soft breeze

Yeah...I'm pretty pathetic, aren't I? ;)
Now, excuse me while I go stick a pin in my Ken'sPen voodoo doll. :-D


Until you stalk and overrun, You can't devour anyone. - Hobbes

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 12:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Luna,
I just made a mess in my pants......
are you sure you weren't doing something else with that doll?

LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 12:32 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA.....I WILL NEVARRRR TELL!!!!!!! :-D :-p


Until you stalk and overrun, You can't devour anyone. - Hobbes

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 5:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
would any of the ladies like me to e-mail them a pic of my beautiful penis?

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 5:43 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
My mom said "no."






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
VG drives my puppy bus!

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 6:26 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
quote:
My mom said "no."


Really? She said that?

She's a real classy lady.



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 9:30 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:
Really? She said that?

She's a real classy lady.
My father got his penis stuck in a bottle once.

Wha? It's topical.



JYD4Life... get at me dog...
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 9:50 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
You have the most neatly trimmed bush on the block!






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
VG drives my puppy bus!

crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker 		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 9:50 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
would any of the ladies like me to e-mail them a pic of my beautiful penis?
thanks but i think i've reached my quota on penis emails this month



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com


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