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Tenbatsuzen
I deserve a status because I'm an interesting and funny guy.
posted on 05-30-2002 @ 4:17 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Since he's pleading for attention, I figured a new thread for Garrett might be needed...

Well? We're waiting.... [/Ted Knight]



Fonzie
posted on 05-30-2002 @ 7:01 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
how about we make one starring you?. We'll mention the threats to chicks you make after they tell you to fuck off when you ask them out....hehehehehehheheh. Or how you got into karoake (which you suck at).....just to be close to the chick your so obsessed with...who is now engaged.

try some anger management cockbag....and eat that cell phone that you jerk off with

thank you





This message was edited by Fonzie on 5-30-02 @ 7:09 PM
Tenbatsuzen
I deserve a status because I'm an interesting and funny guy.
posted on 05-30-2002 @ 7:44 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
I have nothing to hide.

Obviously, the first tidbit refers to the Rape/Silera situation. Problem with that logic, and I'm sure a few people can back me up, is that the guy making the threats wasn't me. If I'm pissed with someone, I let them know - myself.

And I "got into" Karaoke? I'm "obsessed" with Missy? Sounds like someone's hearing third-hand, and for that matter, WRONG information.

The fact I suck at karaoke, is sadly, true.

Let's put it this way. At least I don't have to hide behind fake accounts to talk shit. 7 posts since last year? You either do an AWFUL lot of lurking or someone has something to hide.



Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-30-2002 @ 7:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

and eat that cell phone that you jerk off with
How does one jerk off with a cell phone? Does he jerk off while talking on the phone, or does he actually use the phone to jerk off? The latter would be quite difficult, I imagine.



JYD4Life... get at me dog...
Tenbatsuzen
I deserve a status because I'm an interesting and funny guy.
posted on 05-30-2002 @ 7:56 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

The latter would be quite difficult, I imagine



not to mention probably uncomfortable. If it was a flip-phone, the pubic hair ramifications are painful to thing about.

Fonzie
posted on 05-30-2002 @ 7:57 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
Tenbat...on a cell phone

quote:

im going downstairs
now im going upstairs...im leaving my house...hold on..im getting into my car..let me put the phone down as i jerk off...hold on a minute



Makes sense doesnt it?



quote:

I'm "obsessed" with Missy?



yeah i dont get an obsession for a chick with no tits and fat belly....i dont get it

This message was edited by Fonzie on 5-30-02 @ 8:01 PM
Tenbatsuzen
I deserve a status because I'm an interesting and funny guy.
posted on 05-30-2002 @ 8:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
One, you make absolutely no sense.

And two, if you're gonna talk shit, keep it on me. Missy has nothing to do with this, but obviously, you kind of showed your issues by talking trash about her.

You never did answer my question about the girl *you're* obsessed about...


The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 05-30-2002 @ 9:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
This thread is awful. Just absolutely terrible.


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

Flock of Moosen
OA.com's Bodyguard
Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA
posted on 05-30-2002 @ 9:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I don't see how this belongs in FU so I'm moving it to The Junkyard shortly.
Fight it out there children.


Don't make me angry.
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 05-30-2002 @ 9:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
boooo, this thread isn't worthy of the junkyard. Take it away now!!


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

Flock of Moosen
OA.com's Bodyguard
Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA
posted on 05-30-2002 @ 9:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

The Junkyard
A dumping grounds for Fight Club, Stern/DM invaders, spam, etc. FLAME ON!


Oh, me thinks it is. :-D


Don't make me angry.
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Eddie Haskell
posted on 05-31-2002 @ 2:33 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 01
Hi, I'm TenInchCockSuckerSusan.
I do not have an original thought in my head. I use O and A jokes and expressions.
I was a fat fuck with a small dick. I lost weight. Now I'm a saggy soft wimp who buses tables at a greasy spoon.
I have abused women like a true coward on RF,net.
I fear real fights..an old dwarf beat my ass in the ring.
I said I lost the fight because I have no health coverage. I must be white trash, I can apply for Medicaid to pay for my Zoloft, and welfare to feed my fat saggy ass with Spam and Grape Soda.
I am insecure, so I act high and mighty, the truth is I cry like a gay anal rape victim every night.
RF.net members hate me. Same on this board.
People mock me behind my back. I wore a monkey suit tux on New Years Eve and people are still howling with laughter at me, I am pathetic.
Will you be my friend? I have none.
Please, I'll pay you with my TGIF's tip money.
Oh wait, I work in radio. I get coffee for some guy I blow at a small station.
Help me. Please. I'm running out of OA responses, I have nothing in my empty head.
Please, I have to clean the deep fryer and buy Ron and Fez lottery tickets, and offer Fez a wiping in case he takes a dump. Help me!

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
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posted on 05-31-2002 @ 10:15 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Ripping Tenbats a new asshole is all well and good but, if you choose to do so, have the fucking balls to let him know who you are without hiding behind alternate account names. Who looks like the bigger vagina right now? Get the fuck over yourselves and find some pussy to occupy your time with. Fucking babies.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
VG drives my puppy bus!

Tenbatsuzen
I deserve a status because I'm an interesting and funny guy.
posted on 05-31-2002 @ 10:31 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Alkey's right.

What's more pathetic... the fact that I'm responding, or the fact that you're hiding AND reaching for material using the tux at Jeff's party or the lottery tickets. I don't need to explain myself, because I'm sure they'd fall on deaf ears anyway.

As for "abusing women", prove it. You brought up a couple of good examples, but I'd really like to see where I abuse women on RF.

Oh wait, YOU CAN'T.



Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 05-31-2002 @ 10:50 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
Deja Vu all over again...




Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





Pete has no mule ears
Flock of Moosen
OA.com's Bodyguard
Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA
posted on 06-01-2002 @ 1:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Ripping Tenbats a new asshole is all well and good but, if you choose to do so, have the fucking balls to let him know who you are without hiding behind alternate account names. Who looks like the bigger vagina right now? Get the fuck over yourselves and find some pussy to occupy your time with. Fucking babies.

I love the Alkey!
You took the words right out of my mouth. Very well said my friend. :-D


Don't make me angry.
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Fonzie
posted on 06-01-2002 @ 2:32 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
im Al dukes, Gvac ,AND Jersey rich...now...get me more fuckin' potatoe skins you goddamned pinhead!!



crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 06-01-2002 @ 11:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
this thread makes my brain itch... :rolleyes:



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
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TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 06-02-2002 @ 3:36 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

how about we make one starring you?



Been there done that...more than once :-D

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