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The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard		posted on 06-01-2002 @ 4:28 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Junk


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE		posted on 06-01-2002 @ 4:33 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
YARD!!!



I LOVE THE MORON
The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard		posted on 06-01-2002 @ 4:33 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
JUNK!


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE		posted on 06-01-2002 @ 4:42 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
YARD!!!!!!!!!



I LOVE THE MORON
crack hitler
If you want an honest opinion about your breasts, just ask me.
Unofficail Ambassador of WOW		posted on 06-01-2002 @ 5:04 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
 :rolleyes:


I love the Amy
Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 06-01-2002 @ 9:46 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
So say it already... I'm not gonna wait all day.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 06-01-2002 @ 11:47 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01




JYD-4-LIFE! woof!
Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 06-01-2002 @ 12:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
:sigh:

I can't help but feel uninspired...

Your thread stinks.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard		posted on 06-01-2002 @ 3:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
JUNK!


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 06-01-2002 @ 3:41 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
YARD!


Were you just refreshing the log-in page all day till you saw my name back on it?


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
Paper Boy
I want my two dollars!		posted on 06-01-2002 @ 3:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
yes, how did you know?

:-D


HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 06-01-2002 @ 3:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01




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hmmm...



JYD-4-LIFE! woof!
The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard		posted on 06-01-2002 @ 4:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
JUNK!


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 06-01-2002 @ 4:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
yard



KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard		posted on 06-01-2002 @ 9:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
JUNK!


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-01-2002 @ 9:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Scotland Yard! :-D


Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 06-02-2002 @ 12:13 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
slacker



JYD-4-LIFE! woof!
The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard		posted on 06-02-2002 @ 12:51 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
JUNK!


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-02-2002 @ 12:53 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Three feet!

What? That equals a YARD LOL

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.		posted on 06-02-2002 @ 1:00 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:
Three feet!

Your junk or your yard?


Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I really don't give a flying fuck what you think about me.
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard		posted on 06-02-2002 @ 1:05 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
ok I'm done


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team		posted on 06-02-2002 @ 1:54 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
noooo! i didnt get to say "yard" yet. now, my life may never be complete.

My Sigpics and such...
AIM | E-MAIL
I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too. Waiting there for me, Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall - My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley. I've got Peter Criss. Waiting there for me, Yes I do,I do. In the garage I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage - Where I belong, No one hears me sing this song. In the garage. I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words, and I love every one. Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 06-02-2002 @ 1:56 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
what a slacker.



JYD-4-LIFE! w00f!
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 06-02-2002 @ 2:21 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
YARD!!!!!!!


sorry, i was out all day.



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 06-02-2002 @ 7:06 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
PATIO!






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
VG drives my puppy bus!



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