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Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 06-01-2002 @ 10:15 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
My official oa.com mistress.........

Silera, does Alkey keep tabs on you ALL the time?

Danked
Dankarella!
posted on 06-01-2002 @ 10:18 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Silera, does Alkey keep tabs on you ALL the time?

Yes, yes he does. :mad:


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 06-01-2002 @ 10:21 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
hmmmmmmm.
imagine his ire, when she returns,
suspicious pen stains on her blouse......

Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 06-02-2002 @ 2:30 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
ok, that made me chuckle.

damn you.



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 06-02-2002 @ 8:28 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Dru,
when that happens just say,
Fuck you Ken.
It's all the rage.

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 06-02-2002 @ 11:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Silera, does Alkey keep tabs on you ALL the time?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Yes, yes he does.
But when Danked talks to her like this, Alkey can't see it. ;)



JYD4Life... get at me dog...
Danked
Dankarella!
posted on 06-03-2002 @ 12:02 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Somehow he managed to figure that out too. I don't know how, but he did.... :mad:


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 06-03-2002 @ 12:07 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
I think he's just given up.



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 06-03-2002 @ 9:04 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

My official oa.com mistress.........


i feel soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo used :mad:



:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)

LETS GO METS, 2002!!
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 06-03-2002 @ 9:44 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I have not yet begun to use you my little twat.

gpasadeek
skitchr4u
If I am logged in as Skitch, that means my split personality won today.
posted on 06-03-2002 @ 4:17 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
i know of the perfect person for you ken

gpasadeek
skitchr4u
If I am logged in as Skitch, that means my split personality won today.
posted on 06-03-2002 @ 4:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
i know of the perfect person for you ken

gpasadeek
skitchr4u
If I am logged in as Skitch, that means my split personality won today.
posted on 06-03-2002 @ 4:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
i know of the perfect person for you ken

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 06-03-2002 @ 4:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

i know of the perfect person for you ken
quote:

i know of the perfect person for you ken
quote:

i know of the perfect person for you ken
Damn, I guess he knows three perfect people for you, Ken.



JYD4Life... get at me dog...
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 06-03-2002 @ 4:39 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
The DelRupio Triplettes???

I thought they were with the Fonz......

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 06-03-2002 @ 5:52 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

The DelRupio Triplettes???

I thought they were with the Fonz......




JYD4Life... get at me dog...
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 06-03-2002 @ 6:03 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
could I use that as my new sig pic ants?????

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 06-03-2002 @ 6:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

could I use that as my new sig pic ants?????
It's all yours, sir...





JYD4Life... get at me dog...
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 06-03-2002 @ 7:09 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I have not yet begun to use you my little twat.

Don't let Slackjaw see that


LET’S GO YANKEES!!!!!

E-Mail Me
Bitch about my posts Click me!!!11

slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 06-03-2002 @ 7:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Ken's pen is about 3 seconds away from becoming Ken's suppository! Hands off the Twat.... eventually she and I are gonna challenge Alkey and Sil for the intergender tag team belts!



I LOVE the Punkdiggity! She is the shiznit demmit!
AIM


Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 06-03-2002 @ 10:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Ken's pen is about 3 seconds away from becoming Ken's suppository


Pardon me while I wet myself with fear....... :rolleyes:

slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 06-03-2002 @ 11:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Oh dear boy..... I will give you the benefit of ignorance, but please.... let's not make this ugly. But one woman has graced my sig, and should you continue this foul course of action.... such playful banter with the apple of my eye, I shall certainly remove your liver and feast upon it.

Not a threat, simply attempting to make clear my disapproval of your actions.

Oh, and now that Alkey is my teammate, hence bloodbrother, I must avow my eternal protection of Silera. nothing personal Kenny old boy, just politics :)

Ok, the Twat thing is personal, but don't tell her I said that ;)



I LOVE the Punkdiggity! She is the shiznit demmit!
AIM


Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 06-03-2002 @ 11:58 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Pardon me while I wet myself with confusion...
I shall take your woman and make you watch. :-p

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 12:17 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
I wet myself all the time.




Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 12:20 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Wouldn't you rather have a Baldwin? :-D




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