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Squidward
posted on 06-06-2002 @ 9:46 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Now, I don't have a camera handy this evening but I will provide a shot of myself doing a split in the very near future


Sounds hot. Wanna hump a Squid?

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 06-06-2002 @ 9:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
**Humps Quickstop**(WEEeeeeeeeeee!!!)

**Humps Fbd** (And you only posted to share your thoughts on the split idea??? ;) )



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team
posted on 06-06-2002 @ 9:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

QS only posted to get another hump...coniving bastard

yes.....and ill do it again!

My Sigpics and such...
AIM | E-MAIL
I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too. Waiting there for me, Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall - My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley. I've got Peter Criss. Waiting there for me, Yes I do,I do. In the garage I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage - Where I belong, No one hears me sing this song. In the garage. I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words, and I love every one. Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 06-06-2002 @ 9:56 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
oddly enough...
roughly twice as many people have stopped in to view a Silera in heat as has viewed the thread of my Taco Bell Gas,

Strange.

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 06-06-2002 @ 9:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
**Humps Squid** I am an equal opportunity humper.

**Humps Quickstop** Third times a charm ain't it???

**Humps Ken** So, what you've deduced from this comparison is that your gas is not as intriguing to some as me in heat??? Shocking.



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


Tallguy 22
Fuck, I cant fucking spel or kant fucking cuont eithre! but...I LOVE TEH COCK!!!
posted on 06-06-2002 @ 9:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

**Humps Tallguy**(becouse=because!!!)



a horny teenager needs to be humped once in a while




Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 06-06-2002 @ 10:03 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
do you mind if I pretend the outline of your shorts in the shadow is actually camel toe?

fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 06-06-2002 @ 10:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
hey guys...whats up?



JYD 4 LIFE! WOOF WOOF!

My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!


this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 06-06-2002 @ 10:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
**Humps Tallguy** LOOK no spelling errors!!! :)

**Humps Ken** You can pretend also pretend your dick is large enough to handle cameltoe that big if you'd like.

**Humps Fbd** How's it hangin'??



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


Squidward
posted on 06-06-2002 @ 10:29 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Thank you, can I have another?

YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 06-06-2002 @ 10:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01
**Humps Silera** (Take that Biotch!)

fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 06-06-2002 @ 10:33 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
i love this thread...



JYD 4 LIFE! WOOF WOOF!

My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!


this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 06-06-2002 @ 10:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Silera my dick MAKES camel toe that big....
AND it is beautiful too.

The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-06-2002 @ 10:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

I'm in Heat!!!!!!!!!!


The Heat Is On
Glenn Frey

The heat is on, on the street
Inside your head, on every beat
And the beat's so loud, deep inside
The pressure's high just to stay alive
'Cause the heat is on

Woo

Oh woh-oh, oh woh-oh
Caught up in the action, I've been looking out for you
Oh woh-oh, oh woh-oh
Tell me can you feel it, tell me can you feel it
Tell me can you feel it

The heat is on, the heat is on
The heat is on, oh it's on the street
The heat is... on

Oh woh-oh, oh woh-oh
Caught up in the action, I've been looking out for you
Oh woh-oh, oh woh-oh
Tell me can you feel it, tell me can you feel it
Tell me can you feel it

The heat is on (yeah), the heat is on (oh yeah)
The heat is on (burning, burning, burning), it's on the street (ooh ooh)
The heat is... on

The shadows are on the darker side
Behind those doors, it's a wilder ride
You can make a break, you can win or lose
That's a chance you take when the heat's on you
When the heat is on

Oh woh-oh, oh woh-oh
Caught up in the action, I've been looking out for you
Oh woh-oh, oh woh-oh
Tell me can you feel it, tell me can you feel it
Tell me can you feel it

The heat is on (yeah), the heat is on (oh yeah)
The heat is on (burning, burning, burning)
It's on the street (ooh ooh)
The heat is on (I can feel the fire)
The heat is on (flames are burning higher)
The heat is on (baby can't you feel it)
Yeah, it's on the street (ooh ooh)
The heat is on (I can feel the fire)
The heat is on (flames are burning higher), oh oh
The heat is on


Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...

This message was edited by The Brain on 6-6-02 @ 10:42 PM
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 06-06-2002 @ 10:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
**Humps Squid** You'reverywelcome!

**Humps Yellow Discipline** WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKING NAME!!!

**Humps Fbd** This thread loves you right back.

**Humps Ken** You can't handle dis booty.

**Humps Brain** Bring it baby.



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 06-06-2002 @ 10:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
am i posting in here too often?



JYD 4 LIFE! WOOF WOOF!

My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!


this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because

QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team
posted on 06-06-2002 @ 11:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

am i posting in here too often?

what a silly quetion

My Sigpics and such...
AIM | E-MAIL
I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too. Waiting there for me, Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall - My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley. I've got Peter Criss. Waiting there for me, Yes I do,I do. In the garage I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage - Where I belong, No one hears me sing this song. In the garage. I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words, and I love every one. Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 06-06-2002 @ 11:03 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
**Humps Fbd** Is your leg getting chaffed?



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 06-06-2002 @ 11:03 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01
I'll never give in!!! NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-06-2002 @ 11:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

**Humps Brain** Bring it baby.

OK... but you asked for it. ;)

The Humpty Dance
Digital Underground

All right stop what you're doin'
cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that you're used to
I look funny
buy yo I'm makin money see
So yo world I hope you're ready for me
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down my the underground
I'll drink up all the Hennesey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty
pronounced with the "umpty"
yo ladies oh how I like to funk thee
and all the rappers in the top 10
please allow me to bump thee
I'm stepping tall y'all
and just like Humpty Dumpty
You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
I like to rhyme
I like my beats funky
I'm spunky
I like my oatmeal lumpy
I'm sick with this
straight gangster mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl
come here are ya ticklish
Yeah I called you fat
look at me I'm skinny
it never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy
allow me to amaze thee
they say I'm ugly but it just don't phase me
I'm still gettin' in the girls pants
and I even got my own dance

The Humpty dance
here's your chance
to do the hump

Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump

People say yo humpty
you're really funny lookin'
that's alright cause I get things cookin'
you stare you glare you constanly try to compare me
but you can't get near me
I'm given more see
and on the floor B
all the girls they adore me
oh yes ladies
I'm really bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle your rear my nose is big
uh uh I'm not ashamed
thick like a pickle
I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies
you know I'm in charge
both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stupid
I'll shoot an arrow like Cupid
I'll use a word that don't mean nothin like Luke did
I sang on Dowhatchalike
and if you missed it
I'm the one who said just grab him in the biscuits
also told you that I like to bite
well yeah
I guess it's obvious I also like to write
all ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance

The Humpty dance
here's your chance
to do the hump

Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump

::Breakdown::

Now that I told y'all a litte bit about my self
lemme tell ya a little bit 'bout this dance
it's really easy to do
check it out

First I limp to the side like my legs was broken
shakin' & twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
crazy wack funky
people say "You look like MC Hammer on crack Humpty!"
that's alright cause my body's in motion
it's 'sposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
anyone can play this game
this is my dance y'all Humpty Hump's my name
no two people will do it the same
you got it down when you appear to be in pain.
Humpin' Funkin' Jumpin'
dig around shakin' your rump
and when a doo doo chump punk points a finger like a (?)stunt(?)
tell him step off I'm doin' the hump

The Humpty dance
here's your chance
to do the hump

Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump


Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 06-06-2002 @ 11:08 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
**Humps YD** Really?? You won't say it?? What if I whisper?? What's my name, baby? Say it... say my name.



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 06-06-2002 @ 11:10 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Ooopsies!!

**Humps Quick Stop** Please forgive me honey.

**Humps Brain** I'm doing the Humpty Hump!!!!11



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 06-06-2002 @ 11:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
i never get chaffed...thats why moses invented astroglide back in 1873



JYD 4 LIFE! WOOF WOOF!

My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!


this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because

YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 06-06-2002 @ 11:18 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01
aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh......Silera!!!!

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 06-06-2002 @ 11:19 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
**Humps Fbd** I was gonna offer saliva but, if you like the synthetic stuff, be my guest.

**Humps YD** You know you want to say it louder.



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??




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