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Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 06-11-2002 @ 11:45 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
with the next person to post in this thread.

Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 06-11-2002 @ 12:18 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
I really want to fuck you in the mouth.




Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





Pete has no mule ears
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 06-11-2002 @ 12:21 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
ohhhhhh,
you have SUCH a way with words,
STUD.

Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 06-11-2002 @ 12:33 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Hey sexy


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
Over The Limit
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 06-11-2002 @ 12:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
I said the "next"
not "every",
now go away, can't you see me and stud muffins are trying to be alone....

Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 06-11-2002 @ 12:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
What? No threesome?


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
Over The Limit
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 06-11-2002 @ 12:44 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
go away......
Or I will have to defend my Lady's honor.....
and kick your ass.

The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-11-2002 @ 12:47 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Or I will have to defend my Lady's honor.....

Ken... I really think you've mistaken who is the bitch in your relationship with Buttmunch. :-p

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 06-11-2002 @ 12:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Brain, May I quote from your last thirty posts...
"fuck you, fuck you, no fuck you, fuck you more, fuck you, fuck you with sugar on top, no fuck you, fuck you again and again and again..., no fuck you more, fuck you, no fuck you.........."
now go away.

Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 06-11-2002 @ 12:50 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

kick your ass.

Oooohh I like! How much for that?


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
Over The Limit
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 06-11-2002 @ 1:00 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
gee Joey,
you are much more of a flirt....
maybe I should ditch the dud....

SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 06-11-2002 @ 1:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Ken, seek professional help.



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 06-11-2002 @ 1:03 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
prostitute???

kindredbabe
posted on 06-11-2002 @ 1:13 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

prostitute???

I don't think you can afford Slash...he's a pro, afterall...



Thank You, Barch

Too Much.

Not Enough.
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 06-11-2002 @ 1:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
OK, if Buttmunch is not Coming back all my fun is gone......

SO I will resume my flirting with the NEXT person to post in this thread.

PlasticMan
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dhalsim-Style Hand to Hand Specialist
posted on 06-11-2002 @ 1:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
I would seriously like Ken's Pen to curl up and die somewhere.


Yahoo sucks.  Just picture a baby flipping you off here.
It wasn't lies, it was just...bullshit.
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 06-11-2002 @ 1:19 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
I want to tickle your prostate with my meat thermometer.




Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





Pete has no mule ears
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 06-11-2002 @ 1:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Heads up Ken, that does not tickle.


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
Over The Limit

This message was edited by Joey BigArms on 6-11-02 @ 1:28 PM
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 06-11-2002 @ 1:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
I think he was talking to plastic man

mikehern
JBA gave a cool status to mikehern
posted on 06-11-2002 @ 1:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 02
quote:

I don't think you can afford Slash...he's a pro, afterall...



I heard he does it for pixels. :-D





Montani Semper Liberi

SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 06-11-2002 @ 2:22 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

prostitute???


If the Heisman trophy fits...



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 06-11-2002 @ 2:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Getting your material from him,
sinks you to an all time low,
Slashy Boy

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-11-2002 @ 2:33 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
And I thought Ken was only Grumpy's biatch.

Quote of the Dayssssss - "Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol" - Somebody


Tussle King
I swear it was this big
posted on 06-11-2002 @ 2:45 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
I'm gonna puke.

SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 06-11-2002 @ 2:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Getting your material from him,
sinks you to an all time low,
Slashy Boy


I made the material my own. Besides, as low as I go, you will still be beneath me.



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?





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