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Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 06-22-2002 @ 1:51 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

r2d2
c3po



Thank you Austin!
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-22-2002 @ 1:55 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
C-3P0

Oops, wrong thread.

EDIT: you suck. :-P

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...

This message was edited by The Brain on 6-22-02 @ 2:00 AM
Rev. Impactplayer
posted on 06-22-2002 @ 5:41 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
I heard akley's penis was here. I came to see if it was circumcised or not?

The fear I see when I look in your eyes, makes you believe i'm ONE OF A KIND!!!
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-22-2002 @ 5:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

I heard akley's penis was here. I came to see if it was circumcised or not?

You want to see Alkey's penis? Ok, but you'll have to remove it from AIMP's (insert orifice of your choice) first. :rolleyes:

We now return you to your regularly scheduled post whoring, which is already in progress.

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...

This message was edited by The Brain on 6-22-02 @ 8:21 PM
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 06-23-2002 @ 5:03 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

You want to see Alkey's penis? Ok, but you'll have to remove it from AIMP's (insert orifice of your choice) first.
How many times do I have to tell you people that we're not gay??? I swear, we're not gay, dammit!

Oh by the way, Alkey's penis is uncircumcised. It looks like a snake wearing a sweater.



Thank you Austin!
mikehern
JBA gave a cool status to mikehern
posted on 06-23-2002 @ 9:27 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 02
quote:

How many times do I have to tell you people that we're not gay??? I swear, we're not gay, dammit!



Me thinks thou dos't protest too much





Internship Positions Available

The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-23-2002 @ 3:37 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Me thinks thou dos't protest too much

Me thinks thou doth protest too much.

If you plan to use archaic forms of English, at least get it right. :-p

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...

This message was edited by The Brain on 6-23-02 @ 3:40 PM
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 06-23-2002 @ 4:34 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Brain takes the lead by about 19 posts


LET’S GO YANKEES!!!!!

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The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-23-2002 @ 5:08 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Shall I change my name to "Brain Emblem" then? :-p

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-24-2002 @ 2:17 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
TOP!!11 :-D

Hi there!

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 06-24-2002 @ 3:00 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
W






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 06-24-2002 @ 3:00 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
H






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!



This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 6-24-02 @ 3:03 PM
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 06-24-2002 @ 3:00 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
O






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 06-24-2002 @ 3:00 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
R




WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!



This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 6-24-02 @ 3:02 PM
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 06-24-2002 @ 3:00 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
E





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!



This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 6-24-02 @ 3:01 PM
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 06-24-2002 @ 4:07 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Pot (to tea kettle): You're black



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


FTL is my hero !!!


JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?


This message was edited by Drusilla on 6-24-02 @ 4:21 PM
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 06-24-2002 @ 9:46 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Pot (to tea kettle): You're black
Ants (to Brain): You're black



Thank you Austin!
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-24-2002 @ 10:20 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Pot (to tea kettle): You're black
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Ants (to Brain): You're black

Brain (to Ants): Does that make me one of the Men in Black? ;)

Men in Black
Will Smith

Hohh!

Here come the Men In Black
(It's the MIB's, uh, here come the MIB's)
Here come the Men In Black, Men In Black
They won't let you remember


Nah nah nah.
The good guys dress in black, remember that
Just in case we ever face to face and make contact
The title held by me, MIB
Means what you think you saw, you did not see
So don't blink be what was there is now gone
The black suits with the black Ray Bans on
Walk in shadow, move in silence
Guard against extra-terrestrial violence
But yo we ain't on no government list
We straight don't exist - no names and no fingerprints
Saw somethin' strange, watch your back
Cause you never quite know where the MIBs is at
Uh, eh

Here come the Men In Black, Men In Black
Galaxy defenders.

Oho oho oho
Here come the Men In Black, Men In Black
They won't let you remember


Aha, aha
Now, From the deepest of the darkest night
On the horizon, bright light enters sight tight
Cameras zoom, on the impending doom
But then like BOOM black suits fill the room up
With the quickness, talk with the witnesses
Hypnotizer, neuralizer
Vivid memories turn to fantasies
Ain't no MIBs, can I please
Do what we say, that's they way we kick it
D'ya know what I mean
I see my noisy cricket get wicked on ya
We're your first, last and only line of defense
Against the worst scum of the universe
So don't fear us, cheer us
If you ever get near us, don't jeer us, we're fearless
MIB's freezin' up all the flack
What's that stand for? Men In Black

The Men In Black
The Men In Black

Let me see ya just bounce it with me
Just bounce with me
Just bounce it with me
Come on, let me see ya just slide with me
Just slide with me
Just slide with me
Come on, let me see ya take a walk with me
Just walk with me
Take a walk with me
Come on, and make your neck work
Now freeze

Ohhhhhhhhoh

Here come the Men In Black, Men In Black
Galaxy defenders. Ohh, Ooohh
Here come the Men In Black, Men In Black
They won't let you remember. Oh nohh


Alright check it
Let me tell you this in closing
I know we might seem imposing
But trust me, if we ever show in your section
Believe me, it's for your own protection
Cause we see things that you need not see
And we be places that you need not be
So go on with your life
Forget that Roswell crap
Show love to the black suit, cause
That's the Men In.......
That's the Men In.......

Here come the Men In Black, here they come
Galaxy defenders. Galaxy defenders
Here come the Men In Black, oho, here they come
They won't let you remember. Won't let you remember

Here come the Men In Black, ohh, here they come
Galaxy defenders. Oho oho oho.
Here come the Men In Black
They won't let you remember


Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...

This message was edited by The Brain on 6-24-02 @ 10:32 PM
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 06-25-2002 @ 8:37 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Brain (to Ants): Does that make me one of the Men in Black?



no, this makes you a post whore.

love ya brain! :-p



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


FTL is my hero !!!


JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?
ANALJIM
COMPLETELY FUCKING RETARDED.
My girlfriend is a figment of my imagination.
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 8:14 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 02
i;m a pre whore do you love me to?

happy anal jim
diadelsuerte
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Philly Bluntside Brigade
Formerly diadelsuerte.
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 12:46 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
wow it seems like there a lot of intelligent shit going on in the junkyard today.... wait a sec.... did someone mention alkey's penis? where??


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