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Bloody Anus P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS	posted on 06-30-2002 @ 3:25 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 00	What would you rather smell: maple syrup or baby powder? I will post a tournament-style bracket soon, and will be announcing the winner when I feel like it. My vote will remain hidden, as I know how influential the first vote can be, especially when it is my vote. I think my mask of sanityÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â is about to slip 2002 Crack Committee ObJectives: 1. 74 Wins, 4th place in NL East for Mets this Year 2. Break at least one knuckle by October 3. All 5 Starters finish Dead last in run support this year 4. Mets win by 10+ runs once this season This message was edited by Bloody Anus on 7-3-02 @ 5:36 PM

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 06-30-2002 @ 3:26 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	What good will a tournament-style bracket do when we only have two things to choose from??? You silly goose. Thank you Austin!

diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE.	posted on 06-30-2002 @ 3:27 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01	The whole "new age" or "modern"women thing is really starting to bother me. When was the last time a chick (a complete stranger) came up to you in a club and started rubbing your dick through your jeans. You'd say, "Uhh excuse me, what are you doing?" And she says, "Just shut the fuck up and cum all over my face when I'm done." I swear it's been at least a month for me. Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

HyBriD I AM THE KILLER FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat! Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 06-30-2002 @ 3:31 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01	bloody anus is the definition of cool. POST AWAY AND I WILL FOLLOW. tomorrow, i'm tired now FUCK YOU ALL. DIE. JYD-4-LIFE! w00f!

BigStupid I got a new status because Alkey figured out how to do it.	posted on 06-30-2002 @ 3:32 AM
Psychopath Registered: May. 02	I need to know two things.1. Is the maple syrup hot? 2. Is the baby powder on a stripper? This message was edited by BigStupid on 6-30-02 @ 3:39 AM

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 06-30-2002 @ 3:39 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: When was the last time a chick (a complete stranger) came up to you in a club and started rubbing your dick through your jeans. You'd say, "Uhh excuse me, what are you doing?" And she says, "Just shut the fuck up and cum all over my face when I'm done." How would you cum all over her face when she's rubbing your dick through your jeans? You're even more of a silly goose than Bloody Anus with his one bracket tournament. Thank you Austin!

Bloody Anus P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS	posted on 06-30-2002 @ 3:41 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 00	It is waaaay easier to keep track of these things if working with brackets. You've obviously never done this kind of thing before. There are still no votes. I am getting upset. I think my mask of sanityÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â is about to slip 2002 Crack Committee ObJectives: 1. 74 Wins, 4th place in NL East for Mets this Year 2. Break at least one knuckle by October 3. All 5 Starters finish Dead last in run support this year 4. Mets win by 10+ runs once this season

diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE.	posted on 06-30-2002 @ 3:42 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01	quote: "Just shut the fuck up and cum all over my face when I'm done." I didn't say the "dry rubbing" was the entirity of the encounter. Geez, it must be much longer than a month for you since your last time. But don't be ashamed. This is exactly what I'm talking about. It's been too long ladies. Get to work. Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

Bloody Anus P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS	posted on 06-30-2002 @ 3:55 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 00	quote: 1. Is the maple syrup hot? 2. Is the baby powder on a stripper? The maple syrup is refrigerated and the baby powder is just in a bottle. The brands we are looking at here will be Aunt Jemima and Johnson & Johnson. I think my mask of sanityÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â is about to slip 2002 Crack Committee ObJectives: 1. 74 Wins, 4th place in NL East for Mets this Year 2. Break at least one knuckle by October 3. All 5 Starters finish Dead last in run support this year 4. Mets win by 10+ runs once this season

diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE.	posted on 06-30-2002 @ 4:00 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01	After having "crime scene" sex with a broad, I find it fun to chalk her off where she lies...just for a goof. It's also fun to actually kill her. Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

Sir Okonkwo	posted on 06-30-2002 @ 4:16 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01	quote: What would you rather smell: maple syrup or baby powder? Whichever kills the stench of my feet. quote: bloody anus is the definition of cool Bloody Anus is the definition of SOMEONE I HATE since due to him, I most likely will no longer have an 18.5 game lead in teh Fantasy Baseball, and it might be cut down to as low as 15 games. But he likes the puro, so that's plus 100,000,000 cool points... Metal / Wrestling / Baseball Ninja / pr0n

Bloody Anus P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS	posted on 06-30-2002 @ 4:29 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 00	Mike Sweeney is the definition of someone whose dick I would suck, after last week. I think my mask of sanityÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â is about to slip 2002 Crack Committee ObJectives: 1. 74 Wins, 4th place in NL East for Mets this Year 2. Break at least one knuckle by October 3. All 5 Starters finish Dead last in run support this year 4. Mets win by 10+ runs once this season

Sir Okonkwo	posted on 06-30-2002 @ 4:44 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01	As well you should. Without him, you'd still be looking at me through binoculars. And while you're at it, I'm sure Lance Berkman and Garret Anderson could use the delicate touch of your tongue. Damn baseball players and their stupid hot streaks... Metal / Wrestling / Baseball Ninja / pr0n

Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 06-30-2002 @ 10:35 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	Your attempt is just as bad as lent's LETâ€™S GO YANKEES!!!!! Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside - Guess who's back, Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back - I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! - Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me Little Hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision of scary Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass. And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen to techno Now let's go, just game the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la E-Mail Me Bitch about my posts Click me!!!11

fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!	posted on 06-30-2002 @ 11:36 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Vote! JYD 4 LIFE! WOOF WOOF! My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out! this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because

silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!	posted on 06-30-2002 @ 11:45 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	I'm mortified that none of you have respected the sanctity of this thread, celebrating the very principals our founding fathers so valiantly fought for over 200 yrs ago in this the week of the celebration of our independance. I chose baby powder. Now get out and vote!!!! Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? I'm as real as cancer. JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at?? This message was edited by silera on 6-30-02 @ 12:01 PM

HyBriD I AM THE KILLER FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat! Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 06-30-2002 @ 11:55 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01	i vote baby powder too. maple syrup smells nasy after a while. FUCK YOU ALL. DIE. JYD-4-LIFE! w00f!

silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!	posted on 06-30-2002 @ 12:06 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	On a side note, does anyone else agree that Honey Roasted Peanuts smell really good yet taste butt awful? Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? I'm as real as cancer. JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??

Drusilla fag-hag JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!	posted on 06-30-2002 @ 3:07 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	i smell like baby powder. who wants to smell me? weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hybrid's #1!!!!!1 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee }>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{ we'll always have ben orr FTL is my hero !!! *JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?*

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 06-30-2002 @ 3:10 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: i smell like baby powder. who wants to smell me? No thanks. Cover yourself in maple syrup, and then we'll talk. Thank you Austin!

QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status... Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!? G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team	posted on 06-30-2002 @ 3:27 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	baby powder AIM \| E-MAIL I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too. Waiting there for me, Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall - My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley. I've got Peter Criss. Waiting there for me, Yes I do,I do. In the garage I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage - Where I belong, No one hears me sing this song. In the garage. I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words, and I love every one. Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do

Bloody Anus P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS	posted on 06-30-2002 @ 3:40 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 00	Well here is the tournament bracket: I think my mask of sanityÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â is about to slip 2002 Crack Committee ObJectives: 1. 74 Wins, 4th place in NL East for Mets this Year 2. Break at least one knuckle by October 3. All 5 Starters finish Dead last in run support this year 4. Mets win by 10+ runs once this season

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 06-30-2002 @ 3:52 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	Congratulations to baby powder. Thank you Austin!

HyBriD I AM THE KILLER FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat! Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 06-30-2002 @ 4:21 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01	it didnt win yet. duh. FUCK YOU ALL. DIE. JYD-4-LIFE! w00f!

The Brain He's good at teh rhyming questions	posted on 06-30-2002 @ 5:23 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	OK, put my vote down for "maple powder"... no no no, on second thought, I'm definitely going to go with "baby syrup"... um... let me get back to you on this one. "ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?" I think so, Brain... I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky" *Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...*

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