The Unofficial Opie & Anthony Message Board
Home | Search | FAQ


The Unofficial Opie & Anthony Message Board - Hide 'n Seek

Page 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
Displaying 76-100 of 172 messages in this thread.
Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Hide 'n Seek
Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 07-09-2002 @ 11:00 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00



KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE 		posted on 07-09-2002 @ 11:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
TAG PAINTER!!! you're it

::runs head first for base::
::slips, falls, hits head::
::passes out::



The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all		posted on 07-10-2002 @ 4:51 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
I've been reduced to this. A Pity Tag.



BARRY MANILOW
posted on 07-10-2002 @ 10:32 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
:: Still shrouded in his invisibilty cloak, Barry runs up to heyladi, pinches her ass and runs away laughing::


My 15 minutes was up an hour and a half ago.

Roger: Look, It's Luke Perry's Junk.
Ant: Where?
Roger: Fag!

You're not a true member of OA.com until you have your own stalker...Right, Hot Mama?
Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 07-10-2002 @ 12:06 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
::spots aforementioned jackass still running around covered in newspaper thinking no one can see him::

::douses him in lighter fluid and flicks open Zippo tossing it at him!::

Tag!!! You're it!!!



KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.


This message was edited by Danked on 7-10-02 @ 12:08 PM
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 07-10-2002 @ 2:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Nana Nana Nana!

You can't catch me!

:skips:



PrOjEcT mAyHeM!!!
Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
I want to fuck.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??
Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 07-10-2002 @ 3:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
I'd try to catch you but Alkey told me you just came down with a terrible case of the cooties.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 07-10-2002 @ 3:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Oh yeah!? Oh yeah!?

I'm rubber you're glue whatever you say to me bounces off and sticks to you.



PrOjEcT mAyHeM!!!
Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
I want to fuck.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 07-10-2002 @ 3:42 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
::falls off swing::

::cries::






PrOjEcT MaYhEmHIS NAME IS IRISHALKEY
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
VG drives my puppy bus!

Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 07-10-2002 @ 3:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Crabs I could've dealt with... but cooties?

Hoo boy, you never live that down.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 07-10-2002 @ 3:52 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Ring around the rosy
A pocket full of posies
Ashes ashes
We all fall
DOWN!!



PrOjEcT mAyHeM!!!
Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
I want to fuck.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??
Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 07-10-2002 @ 4:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all		posted on 07-10-2002 @ 7:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:
I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.
OK. Here's mine, where's yours?





silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 07-10-2002 @ 7:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Mommy!!!!!!!!

That man just showed me his peeter!!!!!!1




PrOjEcT mAyHeM!!!
Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
I want to fuck.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??
YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY		posted on 07-10-2002 @ 7:56 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01
quote:
Mommy!!!!!!!!

That man just showed me his peeter!!!!!!1


Somebody can't keep a secret.

HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 07-10-2002 @ 8:10 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
that's just uncalled for




This is your life and it's ending one
minute at a time.


JYD-4-LIFE! w00f!
PrOjEcT MaYhEm
Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 07-10-2002 @ 8:41 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Get your penis out of my thread.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all		posted on 07-10-2002 @ 9:57 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Oh Boo Hooo, you always ask for tits and pussy, but if you put a little penis in there you all screem. It's just a little photoshop fun, that's not my head.



WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.		posted on 07-10-2002 @ 10:21 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
can i nap in here?


I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er

AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY & I'M MRS. HYBRID
My Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King, Velociti aka diadelsuerte, TFEC
My Spic Army: Tequila, Velociti, and Austin 3:16

heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE 		posted on 07-10-2002 @ 10:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
::brings Alkey an ice-pop::

It's ok, no one helped me up either.
But an ass pinch is always appreciated. heheh

Painter, which one isn't your 'head'? :-D



IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 07-10-2002 @ 11:09 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
::pinches Ladi's ass::

::picnches Painter's head::

::can't decide which one he likes best::

::puts on a dress::

::cries::






PrOjEcT MaYhEmHIS NAME IS IRISHALKEY
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
VG drives my puppy bus!

heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE 		posted on 07-10-2002 @ 11:41 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
::dressed in yellow, she says hello, come sit next to me you fine fellow::
::pulls dress over head & picks underware out of ass::



silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 07-11-2002 @ 12:45 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
:picks nose:

:checks out bugger:

:flicks it at alkey:



PrOjEcT mAyHeM!!!
Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
I want to fuck.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 07-11-2002 @ 1:26 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
::eats booger::

::masturbates::






PrOjEcT MaYhEmHIS NAME IS IRISHALKEY
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
VG drives my puppy bus!

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 07-11-2002 @ 1:35 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
:giggles:

Alkey just made white pee pee.

:giggles:



PrOjEcT mAyHeM!!!
Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
I want to fuck.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


Page 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
Displaying 76-100 of 172 messages in this thread.