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jewdown
posted on 07-11-2002 @ 12:47 PM      
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I like soft.
I like when the air is forced out of the seat when I sit down and it blows on my sack.



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Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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quote:
I like when the air is forced out of the seat when I sit down and it blows on my sack.
And with that line, you have now become my new favorite poster on this board.



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If I had a set I think I'd appreciate a soft breeze against it every so often.





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Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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quote:
If I had a set I think I'd appreciate a soft breeze against it every so often.
You took the words right out of my mouth.



Thank you Austin!
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JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 07-11-2002 @ 1:11 PM      
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soft all the way



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Ewwwww. The soft ones seem too porous. Like the cooties could just get between there and stay put.

And cooties are icky.


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Soft it makes masturbastion so much more comfortable.

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JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 07-11-2002 @ 1:53 PM      
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did katylina have a sex change?



weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hybrid's #1!!!!!1 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


FTL is my hero !!!


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HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS		posted on 07-11-2002 @ 1:53 PM      
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Interesting. I'll have to go with hard. The only negative is that the seat can be really cold. However, the aftermath of this usually only lasts a few seconds, as opposed to the main negative I have with soft, which is: if taking a particularly vicious shit, I may tend to sweat a bit, and on soft seats my legs/ass get all sweaty and disgusting, and the seat gets slippery and I come dangerously close to slipping off the bowl. Also, hard ones don't stain as easily and thus are much easier to clean.




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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 07-11-2002 @ 2:38 PM      
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quote:
And with that line, you have now become my new favorite poster on this board.



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Lord Slug
posted on 07-11-2002 @ 2:58 PM      
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I have had the pleasure of having both to choose from. I would have to go with soft. There is a "cold factor" that we must look at. The hard seats (porcelain or wood) have a tendency to be like ice-cubes in the morning but they let you do your business and you get off. Now, as comfortable as they are, I don't like to get off the soft seats. If it is a cool day, and the air in the room isn't too hot, you can spend all day reading, working on the laptop, and working on, well, you know. Here is where the problem is. If it is too hot in the room, you have a tendency to sweat and then you stick to the seat. VERY uncomfortable. So, if you train yourself to get up when you are done, I would pick the soft seat.


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Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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quote:
You took the words right out of my mouth.

I thought those were ballz?

Yeah, I like it hard.

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Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 07-11-2002 @ 4:53 PM      
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quote:
Interesting. I'll have to go with hard. The only negative is that the seat can be really cold. However, the aftermath of this usually only lasts a few seconds, as opposed to the main negative I have with soft, which is: if taking a particularly vicious shit, I may tend to sweat a bit, and on soft seats my legs/ass get all sweaty and disgusting, and the seat gets slippery and I come dangerously close to slipping off the bowl. Also, hard ones don't stain as easily and thus are much easier to clean.

I know the struggle man.
quote:
I thought those were ballz?
Yeah, I like it hard.

For some reason I don't think you should have posted that in the same post.


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IS STILL REALLY GAY		posted on 07-11-2002 @ 5:58 PM      
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I recently switched my seat from hard to soft cover and I must say that while squeezing out a log it is a much more pleasurable experience on a soft cover.

PlasticMan
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Dhalsim-Style Hand to Hand Specialist		posted on 07-11-2002 @ 7:40 PM      
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You have a cover on your toilet seat? So are you married or just really, really gay?

*reads status*
Got it. Thanks.

Hard, by the way.


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YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY		posted on 07-11-2002 @ 8:33 PM      
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quote:
You have a cover on your toilet seat? So are you married or just really, really gay?


Oh you know what I meant shit licker.



jmoore
posted on 07-11-2002 @ 9:27 PM      
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Registered: May. 02
Pffftt. Why sit when you can fly:


And I can use it to get to the fridge, too.


SweetAngel
posted on 07-11-2002 @ 9:55 PM      
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I like the soft seats better, mostly because the hard seats are too cold. I'd have to agree that the hard seats are easier to clean though. Soft seats are much more comfortable in the short term...but long term, they seem to leave more of a heiney ring.







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Dhalsim-Style Hand to Hand Specialist		posted on 07-12-2002 @ 5:02 PM      
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quote:
Oh you know what I meant shit licker.
No, but I think I know what you'd like...

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i don't have a preference, i just like the ones that don't have my alcoholic rommate's urine all over them.

:-D


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Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 07-14-2002 @ 11:08 AM      
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quote:
i just like the ones that don't have my alcoholic rommate's urine all over them.
You're such a prude.



Thank you Austin!
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1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all		posted on 07-14-2002 @ 5:42 PM      
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I hate soft toilet seats. They stick to your ass when you stand up.






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