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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 04-13-2001 @ 10:35 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
What did he crack his skull on if we're in the water???

Rog2K
posted on 04-13-2001 @ 10:43 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
We're standing on the concrete edge.

For that comment...
::Picks up shot glass & wings it at Maynard's head, logding it deep into his forehead::


Remember, amateurs built the Ark, professionals built the Titanic.
HummerLovin
I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night		posted on 04-13-2001 @ 1:57 PM      
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::Wipes of the foam after recieving the 'golden shower' from rog::
::just sits there rubbing his head cause he can't think of a clever way to get him back.... yet::


[fuck sig pics]I'm fucking sick of the hassle[/fuck sig pics]

"My life is miserable so FUCK YOU!!!"
"And FUCK YOU TeenWeek! You know why.."





Kingpin
KEEPER OF THE FLAME.
I have a little Wick.
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.		posted on 04-13-2001 @ 6:21 PM      
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::Digs out shot glass from Maynards head, Sorry if I tickled the brian there Krebs, put shot glass in wrist rocket and wails it into the back of Seph's head, knocking him out like a baby seal with a bat. Seph wakes up to find himself tied to a wall with women in Nazi uniforms holding glowing shafts of steel.::



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EVERYTHING ENDS BADLY, OTHERWISE IT WOULDN'T END.

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Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!		posted on 04-19-2001 @ 9:25 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
 BOOOORRRRRIIIINNNNGGGG!!!!!

Hey King, come on, I thought at least you would put up a decent fight in here. You guys are totally fuckin pathetic. Ya sacks of dryed up maggot infested cum riddles yeast infections. here's a little more excitement for you.

::opens up a 55 gallon drum full of poisonous Man-a-war jelly fish and pours it into the water::

Later fellas. I'll check back in a week and see who's alive. buhhhhha ahahahahahhaahahahahah!


Contact me if you want to be adopted.
I'll teach you to think 'Outside the Box'.
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Lt_Boogaloo
posted on 04-19-2001 @ 9:40 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
::stands on the shore and tosses sticks of dynamite in::

Farewell and Adieu Spanish Lady...

Eating Super Strawberries and wielding a mean microwave oven...

ltboogaloo@yahoo.com
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!		posted on 04-19-2001 @ 9:42 AM      
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::takes a stick of dynamite and sticks it up Bugashit's ass::
::throws bugashit in the water and throws Kingpin a book of waterproof matches::
::watches as bugashit thrashes in the water cuz he can't swim::

Oh look, there's a few man-a-wars left and they've found lunch. Have fun bugashit. Did ya really think I'd let this go that easy....


Contact me if you want to be adopted.
I'll teach you to think 'Outside the Box'.
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Sephiroth
posted on 04-19-2001 @ 7:29 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:
Seph wakes up to find himself tied to a wall with women in Nazi uniforms holding glowing shafts of steel.::



No good can come of this.....



"In my veins courses the blood of the ancients... I am one of the rightful heirs to this planet!"
"What I have shown you is reality. What you remember, that is the illusion."-Sephiroth
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BARRY MANILOW
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 1:58 PM      
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::Walks in looking for jewdown...sees the man-o-wars...runs out onto the beach like a little girl because of the bad experience he had with jellyfish at the Jersey shore as a kid...::


danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 04-20-2001 @ 2:13 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
::Danked swims in all stoned with flowers in his hands trying to keep the peace... sees a dolphin caught in a tuna net and gets sidetracked::



Happy 420, stoners
Kingpin
KEEPER OF THE FLAME.
I have a little Wick.
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.		posted on 04-21-2001 @ 12:30 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
::Takes matches from Grumpy willingly, slowly walk over to Lt. Booger with an evil grin on my face, lights stick of dynamite and sees lt. Booger light up like a flaming fag roman candle, hands matches back to Grunmpy:::



NOBODY WANTS TO BE ADOPTED BY ME!!!

EVERYTHING ENDS BADLY, OTHERWISE IT WOULDN'T END.

E-Mail Me
Fez
The sky is blue		posted on 04-21-2001 @ 1:06 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
::Finally enters underwater fight club::
::Breaks out milk duds, but they float to surface::
::Takes Kingpin's little cane and rams it up his ass::


See My Sig Pics!

If you want to be adopted by me IM me at fezoanda and email me at meguyelvis@hotmail.com

Currently I've adopted twisted mind and drkn2forget
danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 04-21-2001 @ 1:46 PM      
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::Danked returns forgetting what he left for anyway and what's going on. swims back home to smoke whatever he has left over from 420::



Happy 420, stoners
jewdown
posted on 04-23-2001 @ 8:18 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
::spots little brown things floating in water::

"DOODIE!!!!"



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