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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 9:28 AM      
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Bluetarp your Mom's parole officer just called. Seems she was found last nite in a gay bath house....Kinda funny actually she was trying to get pregnant by scrapping faeg jizz off the clean up mop.





Slacking in progress.


This message was edited by Drunken GW on 5-4-01 @ 10:16 AM
bluetarp
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 12:18 PM      
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Funny GW, thing is, she told me she ran into you while you were being 2(two) inputed. The coincidences never cease!


Some people think I'm a psycho, everybody else knows it!
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 1:19 PM      
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My ass is an exit, not an entrance.

I was there checking up on your Mom, I had to give her the 50 cents change I owed her from the head she gave me last night.

Funny thing was that while I was there I saw Grumpy fisting the Dog....and they both were enjoying themselves.





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bluetarp
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 4:50 PM      
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Oh shit, sorry GW, she did mention I shouldn't say anything about that here. She did say she didn't take the 50 cents, it was such a little job. Oh, but she also told me to warn you. Right after you left, Grumpy came in looking for you in a jealous rage, screaming and whing for his "Widdle GW"! She didn't tell him what she saw, he just seemed to know what kinda buttpluggin you like! Opps, sorry again, wasn't supposed to mention that!


Some people think I'm a psycho, everybody else knows it!
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 11:41 AM      
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blue- I was jealous because dw was bangin your mom again for the 9th time that day and I didn't get a shot at bat. I usually get 9-10 cracks at her fat ass before she moves on so it's all good. I just have to remember to get to the head of the line first. Fuckin line to splooge your mom is getting longer and longer. Looks like the welfare government cheese line that you and GW hang out on to pick up the syphillis ridden homeless women on friday night.s


5 Million sperm and YOU had to be the one to get through?

The latest member of the Grumpy Household: shyjer.
Any and all complaints should be directed to me.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 12:24 PM      
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4 days for a reply Grump??? Crabs finally cleared up? I told B-tarps mom to go to the clinic and get that cleared up.





Half assing it.
bluetarp
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 9:46 PM      
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Good one. Too bad it took that long to think it up, I am bored with the BS.


Some people think I'm a psycho, everybody else knows it!
CacaSmooches
posted on 05-09-2001 @ 11:41 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Hi!!! Your favorite shitkisser is here for ya tough guy!

"Kyle, I'm just a stupid piece of crap..." Just some nuggets (with corn) of wisdom from the bottom of the Jersey City Sewer Department- I hope I don't find a summons in my mailbox today...

Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 05-09-2001 @ 11:59 AM      
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Shit kisser - you have no fucking clue what you just stepped into.

Now the fun can begin for real Listen you cum sucking, maggot infested excuse for an asshole, next time you decide to open your mouth, DON'T.

You're not getting very far on people's good side. As a matter of fact, you're probably on just about everyone's shit list. Why don't you do everyone a fucking favor and go kill yourself, ya fucking tool.

By the way - how many of your alias' do you plan on posting with today? I'm curious to know how many times I actually get to bitch slap you around.


5 Million sperm and YOU had to be the one to get through?

The latest member of the Grumpy Household: shyjer.
Any and all complaints should be directed to me.
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 05-09-2001 @ 12:09 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Shit Kisser,

Are you that much a mongoloid that you ASK for a beating? Take your sick sexual perversions some place else.

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

Ronreddog
posted on 05-09-2001 @ 12:27 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
::: pops head in, sees Grumpy about to unleash his terror on caca, pulls up chair and lights a big stogie:::

This ought to be worth the price of admission!

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Cap'n Fudge
posted on 05-09-2001 @ 12:29 PM      
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Geez, where'd the pillow biter run off to? Grumpy, you take one swing and the guy's down?

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 05-09-2001 @ 12:42 PM      
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I hate it when that happens. Maybe I should have started out nicey-nice and then beat the crap out of him.

where did the fucking little pussy go?


5 Million sperm and YOU had to be the one to get through?

The latest member of the Grumpy Household: shyjer.
Any and all complaints should be directed to me.
CacaSmooches
posted on 05-09-2001 @ 2:15 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Now the fun can begin for real Listen you cum sucking, maggot infested excuse for an asshole, next time you decide to open your mouth, DON'T.


Is that the best you can do midget? And I actually thought I might enjoy this... I think you like playing w/ shit more than ur letting people know, I mean as kid little turds on the street were probably the only friends you had, being that they were the only things you could have eye contact with... Anyway I apologize for not coming back in a prompt manner... Didn't know you anticipated on my response...

"Kyle, I'm just a stupid piece of crap..." Just some nuggets (with corn) of wisdom from the bottom of the Jersey City Sewer Department- I hope I don't find a summons in my mailbox today...

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-09-2001 @ 2:42 PM      
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Actually shitkisser help me get through a slow day yesterday....But the fact remains he is still a scumbag that has to slip a girl a mickey in order to get some. Best bet for you Caca would be to stay in your attic, cover the windows with duct tape, and rot away very slowly....did you ever see Seven???? Yeah like that.





Half assing it.
CacaSmooches
posted on 05-09-2001 @ 3:15 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
No, GW I never saw that documentary about ur life story... It defenitely was not on the top of my priority list, have fun sucking on ur dildo...

"Kyle, I'm just a stupid piece of crap..." Just some nuggets (with corn) of wisdom from the bottom of the Jersey City Sewer Department- I hope I don't find a summons in my mailbox today...

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-09-2001 @ 3:18 PM      
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Documentary of my life???? Listen toolbox....be more funny. If you were, maybe you could pull something good out of me, like your mom's pubes. I hate hiken on people's moms cause it's usually not their fault their son grew up to be a cockmuncher. But yoy're in the barrel now faeg, open up your mouth cause here comes your daddy.





Half assing it.
CacaSmooches
posted on 05-09-2001 @ 3:46 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

maybe you could pull something good out of me


GW, I had no idea you had those kind of feelings for me... As for me being a cockmuncher, which is [sarcasm]a funny and original line[/sarcasm], I think u would know more about that than me tough guy...

quote:


But yoy're in the barrel now faeg, open up your mouth cause here comes your daddy.


Oh... That's why it took forever to get in, they were having a hard time trying to get u out of there I heard u were enjoying ur time in the barrel too much... Have fun lapping it up Deek!


"Kyle, I'm just a stupid piece of crap..." Just some nuggets (with corn) of wisdom from the bottom of the Jersey City Sewer Department- I hope I don't find a summons in my mailbox today...



This message was edited by CacaSmooches on 5-9-01 @ 4:03 PM
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-09-2001 @ 3:55 PM      
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What does tough guy mean? Your the scumbag that likes deflowering helpless women...I thought you were the tough guy??
Do us a favor and play in traffic. Like anybody ever thought you could get a girl...sisters don't count dick dribble. Is that original??





Half assing it.
CacaSmooches
posted on 05-09-2001 @ 4:13 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Do us a favor and play in traffic


I would love to oblige you, but I would have to be behind the wheel and you would have to be on the ground while i'm going 80... Now that would make things interesting, don't you think tough guy?

"Kyle, I'm just a stupid piece of crap..." Just some nuggets (with corn) of wisdom from the bottom of the Jersey City Sewer Department- I hope I don't find a summons in my mailbox today...



This message was edited by CacaSmooches on 5-9-01 @ 4:18 PM
hornygoatweed23
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
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posted on 05-09-2001 @ 4:19 PM      
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:::rolls into FC, grabs a nice seat on the sideline, looks for Fez and the milkduds:::
Finally managed to catch one of these in action - where's the kegger at?


"Do you suffer from maintenance sex?"
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-09-2001 @ 4:22 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Tough guy stuff huh?? I don't know if I'm tough, but I know your scum. My time is done with you. I shant not waste another moment with your petulance. Good night dick smoker.





Half assing it.
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 05-09-2001 @ 4:26 PM      
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Shitface do you really think it is smart to to be fighting with board members when all you need is the letter D to get banned. But then again you lack a certain something called Intelligence. Now shouldn't you be trying to molest a drunk girl while recieving anal from a family member.



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CacaSmooches
posted on 05-09-2001 @ 4:29 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
And a good night to you Mr. Rump Ranger... Hasta los huevos maricon!

"Kyle, I'm just a stupid piece of crap..." Just some nuggets (with corn) of wisdom from the bottom of the Jersey City Sewer Department- I hope I don't find a summons in my mailbox today...

Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 05-09-2001 @ 5:54 PM      
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You fucking little prick. What a gutless piece of shit you are. You respond when I'm not here. If you want to post an FC, then at least have the fucking balls to stick around and get your ass beat instead of posting and hiding. I'm sure I'll get a response from your cowardous pussy ass tomorrow with a "oh, I went home. Oh I have a life" excuse. Fuck you and the cum smuggling horse you call a mom you rode in on.

What you fail to realize is a couple of things -

1. - Truth be told, I'm not kidding about this beating. It's not a joke. You're annoying little ass has stepped on my last never.
2. - the midget line is getting old. It's been done over and over again.
3. - Do you even realize at this point how many people on the board despise you? The ones that don't just tolerate you because you're one letter from being banned. A 'D' as in dickweed. As in dipshit.

Now here's an unoriginal thought for you that I'd like for you to sincerely follow:

Get in the fucking coffin and kill yourself.

This will be my last post to or about you. As far as I'm concerned you no longer exist, you slimey aids infected homo.


5 Million sperm and YOU had to be the one to get through?

The latest member of the Grumpy Household: shyjer.
Any and all complaints should be directed to me.


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