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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 2:53 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Just a matter of time.

Do I hear crickets??





Half assing it.
spitfire421
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 2:53 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

SPitfire is a Bitch Ass Ho


Shit, you're right...can't fool you, you fucking douchebag :)
--going after me will really get you far on here...keep the insults coming please, you may hurt my feelings and that will make you feel like a real big man err cocksucker


I stand alone on the cliffs of the world,
no-one ever tends to me.
Sitting alone covered in breeze.
Some things are so my mind can breathe.

The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long.
Draped in sun, hands in sand.
Earth acid cleanses me.
It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet)




This message was edited by spitfire421 on 5-8-01 @ 3:03 PM
TeenWeek
what's a status?
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 2:56 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Drunken GW, That's a bong in your sig pic, I thought it was a dildo at first.




This message was edited by TeenWeek on 5-8-01 @ 2:57 PM
o&aswallow
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 2:56 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Listen you nostril fuck, just because nobody will fuck your deformed cock pimple ass, you DO NOT attack the ladies of this board. You made your own bed, now prepare to die a virgin.

Oh and by the way, your lady does not want to fuck you because she prefers to be treated like a lady and wants to quiver with passion when she is getting banged. Thats why she is with me and refuses to do your goat smelling ass!!


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

This message was edited by o&aswallow on 5-8-01 @ 3:02 PM
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 2:57 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Teen Week, is that a real tit...oops a fake one.





Half assing it.
TeenWeek
what's a status?
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 2:58 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
GW, you rooned it for me. I thought they were real. Guess I'll change my sig pic to someone natural like Patty.


Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 3:00 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
{opies voice}NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!{opies voice}





Half assing it.
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 3:02 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

I have been dating this one chick like 3 weeks now and she has yet to give me any Pu-tang! I think this is the week I hit that chick and then dump her



[sarcasm]Wow I must say you have away with words' I cant beleve she wont give you any Pu-tang after three weeks, I gues she does not appreciate how romantic you are. [/sarcasm]

You stupid fucking moron. You are lucky enough to even have a girl grace your presents fuck nut. Ohh booo hooo hooo she waont have sex with me and I have been with her for 3 weeks, you are just a simple minded fuck who should just fucking be thankfull that a girl even shows any interest in your litle punk ass.

FROY = puppy And Corpse = SCUMBAG
Proud adopter of SweetAngel
and
The Hitman
Kwyjibo newest graduate 5/7/01
Pimp_Daddy
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 3:02 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
I rubbed one off in your moms face last night and she didnt mind, why not ??

John Smith
CacaSmooches
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 3:03 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Dude, it ain't me... I don't trash women, please get off my case...

"Kyle, I'm just a stupid piece of crap..." Just some nuggets (with corn) of wisdom from the bottom of the Jersey City Sewer Department- I hope I don't find a summons in my mailbox today...

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 3:04 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Listen Needle dick. Go the fuck home..You're about as wanted as much as a case of the shingles.





Half assing it.
pinknips
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 3:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
are you really this bored with your life?

Shoring
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 3:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
hey ( so called ) pimp daddy if i were you i would shut up and take your beating like a ( so called ) man

TeenWeek
what's a status?
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 3:05 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
GW, just kiddin


Pimp_Daddy
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 3:13 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
wasssssuuuuppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

John Smith
spitfire421
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 3:19 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Get In The Coffin Bi-atch!


I stand alone on the cliffs of the world,
no-one ever tends to me.
Sitting alone covered in breeze.
Some things are so my mind can breathe.

The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long.
Draped in sun, hands in sand.
Earth acid cleanses me.
It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet)
Pimp_Daddy
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 3:21 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
All you guys are jelous of me! I will hit that hot ass tonight , and then break up with her in the morning so I can here her cry, I cant wait!

John Smith
Pimp_Daddy
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 3:23 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
SPit fire is a cum guzzling little Bitch, go drink up!! LOL

John Smith
o&aswallow
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 3:24 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

All you guys are jelous of me! I will hit that hot ass tonight , and then break up with her in the morning so I can here her cry, I cant wait!



While you carry out this fantasy in your head and hand, remember, all that spanking the monkey will grow hair on your palms.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
spitfire421
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 3:25 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
ok, yeah, I swallow, but that's only fair, isn't it?

um...shouldn't this have gone to fc already?


I stand alone on the cliffs of the world,
no-one ever tends to me.
Sitting alone covered in breeze.
Some things are so my mind can breathe.

The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long.
Draped in sun, hands in sand.
Earth acid cleanses me.
It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet)


This message was edited by spitfire421 on 5-8-01 @ 3:32 PM
GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 3:30 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Spit...kick his ass in fight club, what an ass f this guy is, he definitely needs a reaming


And though you don't believe that they do
They do come true
For did my dreams
Come true when I looked at you
And maybe too, if you would believe
You too might be
Overjoyed, over loved, over me

Looking for some cuties to adopt inquire within

DreamWeaver
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 3:30 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Why is this still in O.T.???


Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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Pimp_Daddy
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 3:31 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
It sure is!

John Smith
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 3:32 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I guess the mods have yet to be put on to the Deek Alert. Pimp Daddy...Caca Smooches...you ass f....I'm really glad there are people like You in the world, just makes me feel so much better about myself.





Half assing it.
Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 3:36 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I think the better question would be how come this guy has been lucky enough not to get nailed in the back of the head with a spade shovel but someone who had some pity on him.




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