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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:01 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
What the fuck is going on here? I don't mind being tooled on, in fact, it's kind of fun sometimes. It has lead to some interesting conversation turns on here. But where the fuck are all these attacks coming from lately? Do you people think that because I LET a few people do it, that means its open season and you can do it too? Well you're fucking wrong.

If you have a problem with me, stand up like you have a pair and tell me about it. You can post here if you have the balls, or IM me.

No more Mr. Nice Guy. Grumpy trained me to be one angry fuck, and I haven't shown it yet. I didn't want to. But now I will if I have to.
Lets go fuckers.



Ahlexus is the newest castaway on Gilligan's Island. If she pisses in your wheaties, let me know.
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posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:05 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
::walks in, looks around::

Cool, first one here. More beer for me.

::rolls up 2 kegs and a pizza::
::hiding under the keg is a billyclub, duct tape and polaroid camera::

This should be good. I hope someone remembers the milkduds.



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spitfire421
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:09 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
MILK DUDS...GET YER MILK DUDS HERE :)



Silent hell on the marble slab
The best trip that I've ever had
Higher than a jet plane, pass it around
My drinks on empty, need another round

I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Is this the best that you can do?
I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Higher than a jet plane with you

I've accepted AmishBabeinPa and Brittney into the School of Altered Reality...any problems, E-Mail Me

This message was edited by spitfire421 on 6-19-01 @ 1:16 PM
DreamWeaver
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:11 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Fuck you bitch

GILLIGAN.......now do you know?



This message was edited by DreamWeaver on 6-19-01 @ 1:15 PM
njstrawberry
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:12 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
okay, I bought some food and a bbq grill..got some beer in the cooler to my left and some chips and dip in the bags over there...help yourself...ahhh where's the sun tan lotion? This is gonna add fun to my tanning...lol

Banana_juice
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:13 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
walks in and pulls up a seat next to grumpy and spit. hands out some cups for the keg and watches my little buddy prepare to battle.

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spitfire421
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:13 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
NO MORE MR. NICE GUY

I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing
'Til they got a hold of me.
I opened doors for little old ladies,
I helped the blind to see.
I got no friends 'cause they read the papers.
They can't be seen with me and I'm gettin' real shot down
And I'm feeling mean.

No more Mister Nice Guy,
No more Mister Clean,
No more Mister Nice Guy,
They say he's sick, he's obscene.

I got no friends 'cause they read the papers.
They can't be seen with me and I'm gettin' real shot down
And I'm feeling mean.

No more Mister Nice Guy,
No more Mister Clean,
No more Mister Nice Guy,
They say he's sick, he's obscene.

My dog bit me on the leg today.
My cat clawed my eyes.
Ma's been thrown out of the s-social circle,
And dad has to hide.
I went to church incognito.
When everybody rose, the Reverend Smith,
He recognized me,
And punched me in the nose.
No more Mister Nice Guy,
No more Mister Clean,
No more Mister Nice Guy,
They say he's sick, he's obscene.



Silent hell on the marble slab
The best trip that I've ever had
Higher than a jet plane, pass it around
My drinks on empty, need another round

I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Is this the best that you can do?
I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Higher than a jet plane with you

I've accepted AmishBabeinPa and Brittney into the School of Altered Reality...any problems, E-Mail Me
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:14 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I'll try and give an answer. Stop trying to be Grumpy.

MGK...You razz me, I razz you. Simple as that. People like busting balls, you should know that.
Just cause folks make a few barrel jokes you get heated?

You bring some of it on yourself. The C-blocking of Reddog on Ahlexus made alot of us laugh.

Lighten up Francis. This is supposed to be fun.

And if you folks are here to watch make sure you clean the place up. You know how hard it is to get smashed milk duds out of carpet?





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Grumpy
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posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:15 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
::bUUUURRRGGGGGPPPP::


ooops! Excuse me! sorry, it's the beer.

::takes empty pizza box and flings it at Gilligan, hitting him in the back of the head::
::puts mouth under keg spout for more beer::

hey bitch, come here with the milkduds. I'm hungry.



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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:16 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Hey GW, everything you said is true. I just had a conversation with a certain unnamed individual last night and we talked about this. I am a passive person, I don't look for fights. If attacked I will defend myself. I don't mind being tooled on usually. But where did this Anti-Maynard thing come from all of a sudden? If you think I'm here just to be the but of your jokes, then you're sorely mistaken.

As for the ass-f that keeps posting shit in Slacker, why can't you come here dick? You think you'er so fucking funny. Step up asshole. I'm waiting. I will not respond to another one of your comments in that thread, but if it continues, we're gonna have more then words, and that is not an idle threat. You want to drag someone through the dirt, then call your mom, cause it won't be me.


Oh yeah, Slut.



Ahlexus is the newest castaway on Gilligan's Island. If she pisses in your wheaties, let me know.


This message was edited by MaynardGKrebs on 6-19-01 @ 1:26 PM
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:16 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Come on people, I've gotten 3 personal attacks on me in the last 24 hours. You know who you are. So what's up? Where you at yo?



Ahlexus is the newest castaway on Gilligan's Island. If she pisses in your wheaties, let me know.
SpiritOfDirt
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:16 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Walks in not knowing what is going on. Looks around and sees a bunch of people partying and the guy with the island steaming in the corner. Figuring something is going to happen, joins the party and starts the betting pool.



THE ROOT OF THE PROBLEM HAS BEEN ISOLATED


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King f-tard
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:22 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
If you are refering to what I had said about the skipper falling down on you, that was a joke, nothing meant by it, but if you have a problem with me, bring it on matey..

(just trying to ignite some tension in here.)





Let the purge begin. Chicago, HELLO
Alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems
spitfire421
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:22 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
My Little Buddy?



Silent hell on the marble slab
The best trip that I've ever had
Higher than a jet plane, pass it around
My drinks on empty, need another round

I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Is this the best that you can do?
I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Higher than a jet plane with you

I've accepted AmishBabeinPa and Brittney into the School of Altered Reality...any problems, E-Mail Me
DreamWeaver
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:24 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I'm a little confused here....Are there really people fucking with you?? I know you are extremly sarcastic so you should be able to take a joke...I really don't think people are serious...

But I'll fuck with you if you want.

Metalfan
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:24 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
::pulling up a chair at the Grump's and Spit's table:: anybody got a light.....this could get interesting

[homer simpson]mmmmmmm, milk duds[/homer simpson]

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
Grumpy
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posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:24 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
::puts 3 drops of visine in King F-tard cup and fills it with beer::

here ya go f-tard, have a beer.

(that should keep him in the shitter for a few hours. LMMFAO)



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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:26 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
If you want to pick a fight with a certain body then state it. Your telling them, me, or whomever that they know who they are when they may not even know it.

You bust balls just as much as others. How many age jokes have you used on OAS???

Damn Dream, I wanted to fuck with you.;-)

I'm off to lunch. I think I'll have a number 11. See yah folks later.





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This message was edited by Drunken GW on 6-19-01 @ 1:29 PM
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:29 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

How many age jokes have you used on OAS???

If you really must ask....1 maybe 2 at the most.


And to answer everyones question, I'm looking for UnicoRn.



Ahlexus is the newest castaway on Gilligan's Island. If she pisses in your wheaties, let me know.
Sephiroth
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:32 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
::Stumbles into Thread, heads for the fridge::

Dont mind me folks, just passing thru.

::Takes out left-over Turkey Sandwich, throws in microwave, removes and leaves::



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I send my astro zombies to rape this land
Prime directive, exterminate The whole human race
And your face drops in a pile of flesh
And then your heart, heart pounds
Till it pumps in death
Prime directive, exterminate
Whatever stands left"
-The Misfits


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LET'S ALL BE FUCKING RETARDED
SpiritOfDirt
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:32 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

And to answer everyones question, I'm looking for UnicoRn.


Come on nobody takes him seriously. He is a dumb ass. Is this just a ploy to raise your post count.



THE ROOT OF THE PROBLEM HAS BEEN ISOLATED


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Unicron
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:36 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
looking for me? what the fuck did i do?


Listener since 2/3/99, 882 days before syndication
SpiritOfDirt
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Ok here we go. I have Gilligan at 2 to 1 odds.
Place your bets.



THE ROOT OF THE PROBLEM HAS BEEN ISOLATED


.......Proud graduate of the Spitfire421 school of altered reality.......
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:38 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
You've made several comments about me for no apparent reason lately. Where the fuck do you get off? Did you think we were friends? I get tooled on all the time and I don't usually mind it, but when it's about something I say, then it's fine. But you make dumb ass comments and statements and say "Oh no, that's Maynard" when I haven't even been in the conversation. So you know what....FUCK YOU DICK.

I'm fucking done with you. I let out all my aggression and I'm fucking over it. I will no longer waste my time with you. But just be aware that I am not your fucking playtoy. Just watch whose name you use as the butt of your jokes from now on.



Ahlexus is the newest castaway on Gilligan's Island. If she pisses in your wheaties, let me know.
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:39 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
2 to 1 on gilligan? I'll take that bet. He's a shoe-in. Put me down for a C-note. (sucker!)

Anyone bring any popcorn?



Newest member of Grumpy's Adopted Midgets: ShavinBush
Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me.
If you're having problems with your sig pic site host, feel free to go here: Visit this Website
FROY WAS SAFE!




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