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silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 6:17 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	If I can't get someone to tell me how to turn off my pilot light in my stove. I was cleaning my stove, and I don't know what I did, but it's been "clicking" for 4 fucking hours. I lit all the burners, and I tried to blow them out. I don't know what to do. Help me. PLEASE!!!! I'm dead serious. Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? I'm as real as cancer. JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??

BigStupid I got a new status because Alkey figured out how to do it.	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 6:25 PM
Psychopath Registered: May. 02	What the hell are you talking about. Is the pilot lit or not?

silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 6:28 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	I don't know. :confused: It's just clicking. Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? I'm as real as cancer. JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??

fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 6:30 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	go in, and unscrew the light.problem solved JYD 4 LIFE! WOOF WOOF! My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out! this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because

silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 6:33 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	It's a gas stove. I think I'm going to die. Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? I'm as real as cancer. JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??

fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 6:34 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	a few choices for you turn off the stove and try to get the light out ignore it all run like hell JYD 4 LIFE! WOOF WOOF! My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out! this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because

BigStupid I got a new status because Alkey figured out how to do it.	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 6:38 PM
Psychopath Registered: May. 02	Open your windows just in case, vent the gas out of your house.

silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 6:39 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	quote: run like hell How will I post then? Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? I'm as real as cancer. JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??

Buttmunch USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move...	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 6:39 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	I could be mistaken, because it sounds much too simple, but did you try turning the knobs on the front of the stove to disengage the lighting mechanism? If they appear to be turned off, jiggle them a little to see if that works. If you didn't touch the knobs while cleaning, you probably used too much force on the actual pilot light and bent the starting mechanism. Of course, if your pilot light is always on, i.e. an older stove, then this advice is silly. However, if it is an older stove and the light is off, when it is usually on, then you should be very careful of a gas leak and if you smell gas, open your windows and call your utility company (ConEd I suppose, unless you filthy, ignorant Dominicans use some third world type of pirate gas and electric service :) ) Donâ€™t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative. Pete has no mule ears This message was edited by Buttmunch on 6-26-02 @ 6:41 PM

BigStupid I got a new status because Alkey figured out how to do it.	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 6:40 PM
Psychopath Registered: May. 02	If you rent get in touch with the landlord fast.If you own contact the manufacturer of the stove.

Mangino I live... again.	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 6:42 PM
Psychopath Registered: May. 01	where's your studly man ? Shouldnt he be there helping you ?? FEAR.....FEAR attracts the fearful....the strong,the weak,the innocent, the corrupt....FEAR....FEAR is my ally!!!

Buttmunch USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move...	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 6:43 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	Yeah, where's your studly ear, er, man? He fixes things for a living, sort of, right? Hey, just for giggles, go into your kitchen and play with matches. Donâ€™t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative. Pete has no mule ears

BigStupid I got a new status because Alkey figured out how to do it.	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 6:44 PM
Psychopath Registered: May. 02	Yeah do what BM said. Minus the part about playing with fucking matches!!! This message was edited by BigStupid on 6-26-02 @ 6:47 PM

Buttmunch USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move...	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 6:49 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	BigStupid, you fagged out. Trust the courage of your convictions! It was funny. Donâ€™t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative. Pete has no mule ears

BigStupid I got a new status because Alkey figured out how to do it.	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 6:51 PM
Psychopath Registered: May. 02	Yeah, funny. I practically told the hottest little Dominican I've ever seen to light herself up.

silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 6:51 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	Ok, I: 1. Opened the windows. 2. Jiggled the knobs. 3. Called the ear man. 4. Played with matches. Ear man can't fix it. Maybe if I had called him before jiggling the knob he'd have come over. The gas is making me stupid. (Yeah, wishful thinking, I know.) Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? I'm as real as cancer. JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??

Drusilla fag-hag JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 6:53 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	it was funny but don't listen to him silly. i don't want you to die. :( }>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{ we'll always have ben orr FTL is my hero !!! *JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?*

Buttmunch USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move...	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 6:56 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	quote: The gas is making me stupid. Talk about throwing a softball. Too easy. Donâ€™t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative. Pete has no mule ears

Mangino I live... again.	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 6:56 PM
Psychopath Registered: May. 01	just smoke a ciggarette and relax. :-p FEAR.....FEAR attracts the fearful....the strong,the weak,the innocent, the corrupt....FEAR....FEAR is my ally!!!

silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 7:03 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	It's over. I think the knob jiggling did it. Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? I'm as real as cancer. JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??

Buttmunch USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move...	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 7:06 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	quote: It's over. I think the knob jiggling did it. You should still play with matches in the kitchen. Better yet, have your kids play with them in the kitchen. You know, I'm horrible. Make sure that your stove still works and keep the windows open until you are sure there isn't a gas leak. Get a canary and if he dies, you know you are in trouble. Donâ€™t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative. Pete has no mule ears

silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 7:10 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	Thank you all for your concern and good advice. You're not horrible Buttmunch. I thought of sending the kids in there with the matches. They're kind of like my "front line" so to speak. I can always make more. Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? I'm as real as cancer. JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at?? This message was edited by silera on 6-26-02 @ 7:16 PM

BigStupid I got a new status because Alkey figured out how to do it.	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 7:15 PM
Psychopath Registered: May. 02	Yes, understood but do you let them cross traffic in front of you to absorb the initial impact of oncoming cars?

Drusilla fag-hag JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!	posted on 06-26-2002 @ 7:19 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	that was funny. mean. but funny. }>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{ we'll always have ben orr FTL is my hero !!! *JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?*

Lord Slug	posted on 06-27-2002 @ 7:53 AM
Psychopath Registered: May. 02	Are you alive this morning?! You didn't die from gas inhalation did you? :eek: I am the master of the obvious.

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