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I NEED A GIRLFRIEND - FollowThisLogic - 05-23-2003
No matter what you do, never EVER talk to her online. You spelling and grammar would drive any girl off forever.
I NEED A GIRLFRIEND - Ninny - 05-23-2003
Quote:Originally posted by FollowThisLogic
No matter what you do, never EVER talk to her online. You spelling and grammar would drive any girl off forever.
Unless she spells worse, inwhich case ask her to attend the Tard ball with you, if you think she might try to run i suggest a velcro suit.
I NEED A GIRLFRIEND - IrishAlkey - 05-23-2003
Quote:Originally posted by Ants in My Pants
I say punch Alison in the face. I don't know why, but I like it.
I find this makes a gal like you even more.
She'll even think she's still dating you.
I NEED A GIRLFRIEND - HairyWookie - 05-23-2003
Just do some other girl
I NEED A GIRLFRIEND - reefdwella - 05-23-2003
Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey
Quote:Originally posted by Ants in My Pants
I say punch Alison in the face. I don't know why, but I like it.
I find this makes a gal like you even more.
She'll even think she's still dating you.
this is true, by punching her you're showing her she's on your mind. Women definitely want to feel as if they consume most of guys thoughts. so show her that you care for her by cold cocking her dead square in the face.
I NEED A GIRLFRIEND - JJ - 05-23-2003
Amy's advice is the best of all. Just talk to this girl, get to know her, and get her to know you. After a while you might start to grow on her. After a while, youll be able to tell when the time is right, ask her if shed like to hang out sometime.
But the main thing is just talk to her.
I NEED A GIRLFRIEND - Metalfan - 05-23-2003
where the fuck is Adam Carolla when you need him?
I NEED A GIRLFRIEND - Sloats - 05-23-2003
Quote:Originally posted by HairyWookie
Just do some other girl
But make sure she is really really ugly. Then Alison will notice you and wonder why you are dating her. This will make Alison jealous for some bizarre reason and then you can bang Alison.
But I don't know why you want to, I hear she is a major cunt with a 32 ounce cue stick up her ass.
I NEED A GIRLFRIEND - JJ - 05-23-2003
Yeah she might say to herself, "he can do better than that girl." She might even think that she should be going out with you instead. This is only if the whole talking thing i mentioned doesn't work though.
I NEED A GIRLFRIEND - Sloats - 05-23-2003
Why would you want to talk to a girl? She is just going to view that as an opportunity to talk.