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What would You Rather Be?... - The Brain - 07-31-2003
Quote:Ew. Thats what you use youre Brain for, thinking of stuff like that?Bro, he would opt to be blind <i>so he can deliberately bang ugly chicks</i>. I'm just trying to save him.
What would You Rather Be?... - Hawt Baux - 07-31-2003
I forgot to answer my own poll.
Um i picked mute even though i think that if i was being horribly attacked that i would die because i wouldnt be able to scream for help.
What would You Rather Be?... - Flock of Moosen - 07-31-2003
Quote:Originally posted by Hawt Baux
I forgot to answer my own poll.
Um i picked mute even though i think that if i was being horribly attacked that i would die because i wouldnt be able to scream for help.
Well, if that's the case, may I suggest .....
![[Image: karate.png]](http://www.defider.utfsm.cl/sansanos/karate.png)
What would You Rather Be?... - JimmyBlueEyes - 07-31-2003
I'd rather be Stephen Hawking. SImply put, I would be really smart and all the money I would make on patents and stuff would keep me comfortable and would provide my family with the good life for generations to come. And I could create a warp engine for all those star trek geeks so they can go all over the place.
What would You Rather Be?... - Six-Pack - 07-31-2003
Deaf.
At least then I could ignore all the stupid things people say in conversation ("Sorry, can't hear you, I'm deaf. No, I don't want a lap dance, stop bugging me.")
Shit, I've already pretended to not be able to hear people to get them to leave me alone. Plus you can read lips to get around it (a definite plus when dealing with hot chicks.) No one's ever pretended to be blind or mute, so deaf definitely is the best.
If you don't pick it, you're a loser
What would You Rather Be?... - sweet angel - 07-31-2003
I picked mute...you can always write down what you want to say. In some cases, just a look will suffice.
What would You Rather Be?... - 60FeetUnderWater - 07-31-2003
Quote:Originally posted by sweet angel
I picked mute...you can always write down what you want to say. In some cases, just a look will suffice.
exactly.
Hence my vote for "mute".
What would You Rather Be?... - GreasyItalianPrincess - 07-31-2003
Mute: still can communicate.
Blind/deaf...actually missing something
Hawking: can't use my dick. Fuck the space-time continuim
What would You Rather Be?... - The Brain - 07-31-2003
Quote:Originally posted by GreasyItalianPrincessExactly. If Hawking was really so ingenious, he would've already built himself a cybernetic body.
Hawking: can't use my dick. Fuck the space-time continuim
<img src="http://www.businessworldindia.com/archive/010122/stephen%20hawking.jpg">
He's a hack scientist, I tell you.
What would You Rather Be?... - vampchick - 07-31-2003
i picked deaf because i already know sign language, so i would be able to communicate. wait can i take back my vote and say blind, cause like ninny im pretty much blind without out my glasses/contacts and it wouldnt be much of a strech to be completly blind. fuck.