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Maury Povich - what would you do? - Rooner - 10-16-2003
Quote:Originally posted by 60FeetUnderWater
Quote:Originally posted by Rooner
I have a 2 and 4 year old, and they act pretty much the same. They are both very laid back though, so that makes it easy.
dewd, that's waaaaay too young to be smoking up yo' kids.
I'm callin DYFUS.
The 2 year old rolls the tightest joints, those little hands can work it man.
Maury Povich - what would you do? - Toronto Hottie - 10-16-2003
And they fetch a beer like a dog fetches a paper.
Never think they're entirely useless.
Maury Povich - what would you do? - header - 10-16-2003
Quote:Originally posted by Toronto Hottie
And they fetch a beer like a dog fetches a paper.
Never think they're entirely useless.
All my kid ever brings me is a shitty diaper and an empty sippy cup.
Maury Povich - what would you do? - Toronto Hottie - 10-16-2003
BAH! If he's 2 the size of 4 he should be carrying in the cases for you.
Maury Povich - what would you do? - header - 10-16-2003
he can carry a gallon of milk in each hand. That doesn't mean he can take a shit on the toilet yet.
Maury Povich - what would you do? - Hawt Baux - 10-16-2003
Quote:Originally posted by header
That doesn't mean he can take a shit <b>on</b> the toilet yet.
Oh, that is vile.
Maury Povich - what would you do? - header - 10-16-2003
Quote:Originally posted by Hawt Baux
Quote:Originally posted by header
That doesn't mean he can take a shit <b>on</b> the toilet yet.
Oh, that is vile.
You don't go in many men's rooms do you? You grow numb to shit on toilets.
Not to mention pubic hair on the top of urinals. What tall mother fucker was taking a piss before me that he could drop off some pubes up there?
*And I'll correct my earlier statement by saying He can't go poopy IN the potty yet.
Maury Povich - what would you do? - Toronto Hottie - 10-16-2003
Quote:Originally posted by diceisgod
Children are disgusting. People that have them should be ashamed. Children fulfill the need for one to have control over another human being. Children give dullards something to talk about where they otherwise wouldn't have anything else to say of interest. Parents parade their filthy little brat(s) around telling people all the cute little things they do. Nobody cares. The ones that pretend to are the ones who have children themselves and they're just waiting for their turn to tell their stories and be the big shot. Makes them feel special. Children are incomplete human beings. They are shells that 9 times out of 10 trun into assholes once they reach adulthood. End rant.
You can't argue with such a glaring example of the truth folks.
Maury Povich - what would you do? - Hawt Baux - 10-16-2003
Quote:Originally posted by header
You don't go in many men's rooms do you?
Seeing as i am of the female persuasion. No.
And yes i realize you meant IN the toilet but i needed a cheap shot.
Maury Povich - what would you do? - header - 10-16-2003
Quote:Seeing as i am of the female persuasion. No.
So for women at sporting events etc. complaining because the ladies room line is so long when there's no line for the mens room. Now you know why. Because some assholes don't know how to aim properly. among other reasons
Quote:And yes i realize you meant IN the toilet but i needed a cheap shot.
I realize this. I just figured going from Shitting on the toilet to going poopy in the potty would be a crappy enough retort to your crappy cheapshot.