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I killed a coon. - Sloats - 09-15-2003
Yep, we all knew this day was coming, but about an hour ago, I killed a coon. Damn thing just ran right out into the middle of the road, saw the other car coming the other way, ran fast to avoid it, right into my pickup. Sure, I tried to swerve, a little. Tapped the horn 6 times to get it's attention. Didn't slam on the breaks, it was a coon after all, not like it matters too much. Hell, I didn't even bother telling the police, just let it die in the road. Those things have diseases.
Then, just outside my house I almost hit a redhead piece of white trash. Hell, if I would have killed her, I would have gone down to Bensonherst and tried for the hattrick.
I killed a coon. - The Brain - 09-15-2003
Quote:Originally posted by Sloats<img src=http://www.steve.wagar.com/cat/guinea.jpg>
Yep, we all knew this day was coming, but about an hour ago, I killed a coon. Damn thing just ran right out into the middle of the road, saw the other car coming the other way, ran fast to avoid it, right into my pickup. Sure, I tried to swerve, a little. Tapped the horn 6 times to get it's attention. Didn't slam on the breaks, it was a coon after all, not like it matters too much. Hell, I didn't even bother telling the police, just let it die in the road. Those things have diseases.
Then, just outside my house I almost hit a redhead piece of white trash. Hell, if I would have killed her, I would have gone down to Bensonherst and tried for the hattrick.
Go after a guinea next time.
<font color=4e4e4e>And after you're done running over that greasy-haired wop, kill one of these birds for dinner. Delicious.</font>
I killed a coon. - madmick - 09-16-2003
I killed a family of coons once.
It was a momma with her five little ones. I crossed the double yellow and took out at least five of the fuckers.
Oh, what fun killing those rabies spreading fuckers.
I killed a coon. - Hawt Baux - 09-16-2003
Yah i killed a nigger once too.
*crickets*
Oh, you were talking about a different type of coons all together.
Ma baaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
*Ding Ding Ding*
I killed a coon. - madmick - 09-16-2003
I hit on of those once too. He was running out of a store in Hempstead and ran across the street with a couple of security guards chasing him.
Beeped my horn and *BAM* over the hood of my car. Asked him if he was OK and off he ran.
How many points was that worth?
I killed a coon. - Hawt Baux - 09-16-2003
20 if it was pitch black outside.
I bet all you saw were teeth and the whites of his eyes.
*DING DING DING*
I killed a coon. - madmick - 09-16-2003
Day light, slightly raining.
I killed a coon. - Hawt Baux - 09-16-2003
Sorreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Demoted to 5pts.
I killed a coon. - The Brain - 09-16-2003
Quote:Yah i killed a nigger once too.I would have been offended, but I believe you used the term "nigger".
Not to let out a family secret, but... my great-grandmother was a Dutch.
Besides, one of my favorite activities was taking a dago and throwing it off a cliff.
<img src=http://hem.passagen.se/kdf/bild/Arboga/dago.jpg>
What are you looking at? I was talking about my toy dago planes. Sheesh.
I killed a coon. - madmick - 09-16-2003
Quote:Originally posted by Hawt Baux
Sorreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Demoted to 5pts.
Fleeing felon only worth 5 pts?
Jeez, maybe I shouldn't have braked.