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A Bedtime story for Alkey. - Gonzo - 09-20-2003
Once upon a time, I lost a keychain and it took me about a month to get over it. It was a really cool keychain with a grain of rice that had my name on it. Everytime I looked at it a smile was forced onto my face. Damn I missed that keychain.
Then my grandpa killed himself, and I stole one of his keychains (its not like he was going to be using it any time soon). It's a really stupid one with a fake arrowhead on it, but everytime I look at it I am reminded of my old keychain and the joy that it brought me.
I still miss my old keychain, but I know that it will never really be lost. It might not be with me physically, but I will never lose the wonderful memories that I have of that keychain.
The End.
A Bedtime story for Alkey. - IrishAlkey - 09-20-2003
This story should be made into a movie.
A Bedtime story for Alkey. - Gonzo - 09-20-2003
It can't do worse than Gigli.
A Bedtime story for Alkey. - IrishAlkey - 09-20-2003
The box set can be released with a replica of the keychain!
A Bedtime story for Alkey. - Gonzo - 09-20-2003
Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey
The box set can be released with a replica of the keychain!
I'd still own it before you.
A Bedtime story for Alkey. - Buttmunch - 09-20-2003
I'd be touched, but I just can't seem to find it in me.
A Bedtime story for Alkey. - Gonzo - 09-20-2003
Quote:Originally posted by Buttmunch
I'd be touched, but I just can't seem to find it in me.
Cause you're a mod, grrrrrrrrr, mod no have feelings, grrrr.
A Bedtime story for Alkey. - Crack Hitler - 09-20-2003
Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkeyI think we just found an entry for the next Project Greenlight
This story should be made into a movie.
A Bedtime story for Alkey. - Wookies Cruel Circus - 09-20-2003
The restless ghost-soul of your grandpa likely will haunt you all your days until you return it to its rightful place in the ground with him. The chain holds his key into the heavenly kingdom and he can't enter without it. So he's doomed to walk the earth yet not be able to drink beer or screw whores.
A Bedtime story for Alkey. - Gonzo - 09-20-2003
Quote:Originally posted by Wookies Cruel Circus
The restless ghost-soul of your grandpa likely will haunt you all your days until you return it to its rightful place in the ground with him. The chain holds his key into the heavenly kingdom and he can't enter without it. So he's doomed to walk the earth yet not be able to drink beer or screw whores.
Holy shit, wookie. I haven't seen you in ages, I figured you were gone for good.
After seeing that post kinda wish you were.